But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I'm ready for it, and the soul they release in their attempt at sacrifice is darker than the Devil's.
Muahahaha.

You have a plant growing out of your head.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, I like flowers

The Cheshire cat is loose in your house

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, I can be creepier than any cat.

You have to wear fancy clothes for the rest of your life.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

tats alright, you get to marry a princess

the princess gets kidnapped by Bowser

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you never liked the stupid ditz anyway. Get with the sister.

All your data has been corrupted by a pedophile's virus.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, you still have your alienware laptop.

Steam is now only game-supporting thingy for PC

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because it is a good service.

My long wait is over!
[sup]The badge whore in me is happy for neo.[/sup]

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, it means you have sold your soul to Root

Root wont give you your soul back unless you beat him in a DDR dance battle

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I can kneecap him beforehand...right?

Your drink fell into your lap while you had your computer resting there.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

awww but thats alright it was under warranty

You are dieing for unknown reasons.....

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I'm sick of this world.

You are all out of caffeine.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAFFEINE WITHDRAWAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TH_at'S OkAY, i sTi\LL h/AvE Cra-CK.

My friend is wierd.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, you're weirder. And you both know it.

Your music has all been changed to Cannibal Corpse.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you are deaf

the zombie virus outbreak has infested a time machine, and in your attend to stop the virus from breaking out you infect the past and destroy civilization sooner.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because we never liked the past anyway. And now I'll never have to study history again!

It has just been discovered that trees can feel pain, and the hippies are reinvigorated.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats alright, makes cutting the Trees own more fun

Your new neighbor is Jabba the Hutt

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I have plenty of salt.

Rocks are about to crush you.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright I'm wearing my rock-proof hat

you have lost the ability to walk

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I have a motorized wheelchair that goes really REALLY fast and let's go places I couldn't even when I could walk.

But now I have a variation of bedsores from being in this wheelchair all the time.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you have plenty of lotion to help with those sores.

My post count shows I have no life whatsoever, and the condition is spreading.