But That's All Right...

Emperor Inferno · Jul 1, 2009

That's okay, I have foil instead.

You have just died.

Neonbob · Jul 1, 2009

But that's alright, today really couldn't have gotten much worse.

You have been banned from ever visiting a porn site again.

Lord_Ascendant · Jul 1, 2009

thats alright you have an actual girlfriend

you are infertile

Neonbob · Jul 1, 2009

But that's alright, I never wanted kids anyway.

You have been stabbed in the chest.

Ramthundar · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, I sold my soul a long time ago.

My tummy hurts from too much ice-cream.

Neonbob · Jul 2, 2009

But that's alright, you can get coffee to melt it.

Your horns are made of radioactive materials.

Ramthundar · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, because I get super powers from them! Like the power of Dieing! Blargh.

I have no idea where I am or who I am.

Neonbob · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, because you don't need to know where you are to kick ass.

Text-speak is spreading.

Ramthundar · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, because the Law of Pimp-Slap will settle all that.

I r Baboon!

Neonbob · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, because you're stupid enough to enjoy that now.

My butt hurts from sitting on the floor.

Ramthundar · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, cause you've JUST WON A NEW CHAIR!!!

The chair had termites. Sowy.

Neonbob · Jul 2, 2009

But that's alright, because you weren't in it when it fell apart.

You have lost your lower jaw to army ants.

Ramthundar · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay. They replaced it with Super Ant Jaw!

It's only 3cm by 2 cm big.

Neonbob · Jul 2, 2009

But that's alright, the tumor is small enough to be removed.

Your legs have been crushed.

Ramthundar · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, cause their replaced by Bionic Legs!

They came from Bionicals.

Neonbob · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, because I can build onto them.

Males are now the ones who carry babies.

Ramthundar · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, cause now women have nothing to one-up us with!

I'M PREGNATE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, YOU B----RD?!

Neonbob · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, because I have a shotgun here that'll clear it right up.

You have had your weapons taken away from you.

Ramthundar · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, because they can't take away my hands!

THEY TOOK MY HANDS!

Neonbob · Jul 2, 2009

But that's okay, because you've always wanted claws.

You are now magnetized in the knife department.