But That's All Right...

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, your post count here makes you pretty awesome

You forgot t take you invincibility pill and Chuck Norris is waiting for you outside....

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I always carry my Desert Eagle, and that's more than enough for an aging action flick star.

You are in a waterpark, and have found out you are deathly allergic to water.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can sneak out behind the sheds and escape

You are being pursued by werewolves through a swamp

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you brought your silver bullets with you, and always carry napalm in your back pocket.

Your arm is a bout to be broken off.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I'm the guy from Men in Black who can regenerate all body parts.

I have now viewed all porn of all time and it's all gotten old. Whatever shall I do?

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. Wait a few minutes. Some new kind will be made. Or just get a real woman.

You have been struck with explosive diarrhea while on the train.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, the train is fueled by human waste and your the equivalent of an oil spout

You can only think in flame fractals

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, they're...so pretty.

You are too easily distracted by shiny things.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, if the Borg assimilate you you'll give them our ADD and probably destroy them

Species 8472 is attacking Earth

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, we have an alliance with Species 95564, and they're cooler.

You have been changed into a bird.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, birds are pretty cool and you can be all weird colors too


You're being stalked by a squirrel

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I do have a shotgun.

The word "epic" has been eradicated from language.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, "wicked" still exists

You've just had your 5-minute-warning....
[small]Carlin Reference[/small]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I know exactly what I wanna do.
[sup]Damn. I wish he'd gotten his. I would have loved to see what he had planned.[/sup]

Your mind has been taken over by a group of angry midgets who only want to beat people with spaghetti.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, food fights are fun, and spaghetti is tasty.

You got spaghetti sauce on your brand new white shirt.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it masks the blood stains quite nicely.

A colony of intelligent bread has colonized your right lung.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, you like bread and who needs lungs anyways

We can no longer support this thread

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I often disobey myself, so I'm still here.

Potatoes have been found to cause a horrible type of cancer.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

But that's alright, tomatoes have been proven to prevent heart disease.

You contracted dysentery from a bad batch of muffins.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, those muffins were awesome

you are allergic to saran wrap