But That's All Right...

[Crowghast]

But that's alright, I make one that's ten-times better than this one.

It was only three-times better, and now people don't trust my word...

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause their only people on the Escapist, it's not like their your only social contacts! Right!?

You just found out you have no social life except when online...

 

[Trifer420]

That's alright, I scare little children when I'm outside anyways.

you found out that you have no social life...period.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, thats where theoretical physics come in handy

you have just discovered how to split the atom by saying the word "the"

 

[Voltaggia]

but that's alright, since you got hired at CERN

You have just glued together a miniature without painting it first

 

[NeoDeath90]

But that's ok because the instructions state you need to blow it up anyway

My dog has AIDS

 

[ShockValue]

But that's alright, since you have the cure for aids and you like cats better anyways.

My house disappeared.

 

[Koski]

But that's alright. It was on fire anyway.

I'm all out of paper for my printer.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can use goat hides in lieu of paper

you have been transformed into a toaster by an angry witch

 

[PurpleCheddar]

But there's lots of delicious bread and butter around so that's ok.
Then you fly into the belly of a fire-breathing giant woman.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

But that´s fine, since a way to fire-breathing giant woman´s heart goes through her stomach.

I can´t find my way out.

 

[Shapsters]

Thats fine, you can eat your way out

I've got a song stuck in my head

 

[jdog345]

That's fine, it's a good song.

my leg is broken.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you can get around by floating

your best friend is a ninja

 

[sisterjinx]

That's alright he/she can teach you self defense...

My oldest son moved out and far away.

 

[Lothae]

but that's alright because he's off to college.

I shot the star pony of Pony Jam

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's okay, now we can shoot you instead. Much more fun.

You all just lost the game...

 

[NeoAC]

But that's OK, because since I'm the official referee of the game, I can't lose.

Kirstie Alley has fallen off the wagon and she's charging towards your 5 layer wedding cake!

 

[Alucarde666]

But that's ok it was a decoy cake.

You just cut off someone's leg!

 

[Koski]

But that's alright, he still has one more.

I can't find the way to the freeway.