Buy, Rent or Pass

[Neonbob]

Buy. I will never lose them.

An enchanted mechanical pencil.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Rent. Just to make sure that it's not the "steal your soul" type of enchantment.

A rocket-powered unicycle.

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. That would just end in tears.

A vending machine stocked with poison.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. You never know when you'll need to slip some cyanide into someone's morning coffee.

A rock that tells jokes and speaks in rhyme.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. I can laugh with it and kill people with it!

A trapdoor.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy, might be useful.

A hot female elven servant.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. But only if she can turn invisible.

A new car, filled with potatoes.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. Breakfast just got about ten times better.

Abraham Lincoln's hat, filled with two pounds of fudge.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wold buy the hat, but not the fudge.

Fudge.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. I love the stuff!

A halftrack.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Buy....I don't need to explain myself.

An Elephant Gun

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy

Somewhere In Time (Iron Maiden greatest hits)

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. I don't really listen to them.

A probability-altering watch.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. I have many improbable things I'd like to see.

This broken coffee mug. Filled with copper shavings.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. I could use a face shredder.

A case of lightbulbs.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. I'm going to find some high spot and just start dropping them on people.

A broke iPhone.

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. I don't need a paperweight.

Three sticks of dynamite, a poodle, and a twitchy toddler.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, it may get me killed.

A space marine (40k style,)

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. I want his sword!

A personal lawyer.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Rent. I only need legal counsel on the weekends.

This bloody knife that was totally not just used in a murder right now.