Buy, Rent or Pass

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy, might be useful in a movie.

A nuke.

 

[Neonbob]

BUY. I can use them all the time.

A gold plated hammer.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy, pwn some dwarfs with it.

A dwarf.

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. They're too easy to kill.

A collection of toenail clippings, dipped in chocolate.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass.

A dragonlin.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. It has "Dragon" in it.
How could you pass?

A weatherproof tent.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy.

A waterproof face.
[sup]Thank you Neonbob.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. I already have one.

A golden turd wrapped in coconut.
[sup]You're welcome. Were you getting bored?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. I'm failing to see any downside here.

Hairs clipped from Sean Connery's beard.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. I'd use them to grow my own facial hair.

A mouse made of pure titanium.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy! It's the trinket with a 1001 uses!

A jar filled with philosophical anchovies.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy, keep forever.

A jar full of brain.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. Garnishes!
Mmmmm...brain covered toast...

Spaghetti covered in pie.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Rent. I shall return it partially used.

This mechanical donkey that was only used by a little old lady on Sundays to get to church.

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. I'd prefer a T-Rex.

A big floaty stone.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. I have absolutely no idea what to do with this, but I want it.

An abandoned Taco Bell building.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, I have no use for it.

A warehouse.

 

[Neonbob]

Rent. I don't want to buy a place that's gonna smell like bodies soon.

A ton of liquid nitrogen.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass.

Nitrogen.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. It's fuuuun.

A crate of laughing baboons.