Buy, Rent or Pass

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

PASS!!!!!

This censored object.

 

[Neonbob]

Rent. Only to find out what it is and satisfy my curiosity.

A used chainsaw.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. Why? I don't have to explain myself to you.

A used brain.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. They're fun to throw around.

A football field covered in vines.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Pass. I just have no idea what I'd do with that.

A machine that produces radioactive waste and nothing else.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

pass, I don't want deformed babies.

Thom Yorke.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Pass.

A better set of genes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass... their fine, I guess...

A really good looking wife with dominant genes

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. I don't think there's a single downside to that.

A brand new car! That I just set on fire.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy...I wish.
siiiiiiiigh.

A fifty gallon drum.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass.

Your own island.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. I'd love to have one. A secret base of operations! Awesome!

A dialysis machine.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. I'm sure it will come in handy somehow, some way. I can't think of how, but details be damned.

Me!

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. I could use a cool little chinchilla thing.

A spiffy ladle.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. I could use that thing EVERY DAY.

A pit bull terrier.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Pass.I already have a long hairy dog tail.

Greg Kinnear.

Take off your top and get
Killed by Greg Kinnear

And pass. Get a boxer.

Steven Segal.

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. Jet Li is cooler.

A planet-sized magnifying lens.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. I'll use the sun's rays to fry so many things.

3.5 metric tons of bacon.

 

[Neonbob]

BUY. I want my bacon!

A gorilla suit and a shotgun.