"Wow this rainforest is rendered awesome."
*Several hours later...*
"Where is the enemy? Seriously? Nothing but mud and trees and parasites. Where the-"
*gunfire from nowhere*
"JESUS CHRI-"
*You are dead*
*Reload save*
"OK. Lets go this way."
"Hey. A village."
"C'mon. I already know at least half of these 'farmers' are geurillas. One of them is probably the guy that shot me on my last save. Screw it. I'll kill them now."
*You killed a civilian!*
*Reload save*
"DAMN DOUBLE FACED GEURILLAS. WHO THE F- AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING HERE? I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHO IS GOING TO SLIT MY THROAT IN MY SLEEP! HOW TH-"
*Gunfire*
*Prone*
"Hey I survived the ambush this time. Payback time."
*Many bullets later*
"I can't even see these MOFOS. How am I supposed to fight these guys? I can't even tell if I've killed any of them."
*Gunfire stops*
"We must have drove them off. After those MOFOS!"
*Booby trap*
*You are dead*
"AUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH"
*Smashes controller*