Can Oral Sex Cure Morning Sickness?

[Aslyn]

This: http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2012/07/morning_sickness_can_more_sex_help_.single.html is a lovely article about a semi-new hypothesis for the reason of morning sickness. It's pretty long. The basic gist is that the more a woman has been exposed to a man's semen, the less morning sickness she will have, because it's evolutionarily beneficial to have a stable male presence to help with child rearing and whatnot. This would mean that the 25% of women who don't get morning sickness have had regular exposure to their man's genetic material, so their body doesn't rebel against the lovely little alien that's rapidly replicating foreign DNA.

So, escapists, what do you think? It makes sense to me, but considering 75% of women get morning sickness, there's probably a large number of women who' had plenty of exposure who still run to the loo every five second in the first trimester.

Personally, having been pregnant before, if I'm barfing half the day, oral is pretty much the last thing on my list of fun things to do. But now people of the world can rejoice that there is now a legitimate reason to use this: http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/B0073V7CAK/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1343355945&sr=1-2&keywords=semen+cookbook

 

[Silverslith]

The whole article, and premise, is absolutely ridiculous.

Blowjobs? As a cure for morning sickness? Yeah, right. Lemme guess..a woman wasn't behind the hypothesis or "research".

 

[mad825]

...Did you just *believe* that?

That's class A pseudo-science hard at work. Morning sickness is hormonal and has nothing to do with immune responses.

 

[Phasmal]

I lol'd.
Oh, god. Now I'm imagining some poor woman trying to do that while having morning sickness.
Someone is going to end up with vomit on their winky. Not sexy.

Reminds me of this:
Specifically from 1:11 onwards.

 

[Nerexor]

Being a guy I can see a certain appeal to this idea... but if the woman is pregnant with my baby and what she eats is passed on in some form or another to the fetus... There's a squick factor there... Maybe I'm just overthinking it, but that grosses me out on a conceptual level.

 

[Username Redacted]

I mean that's what you tell her, right?

 

[Vault101]

dont know about morning sickness but I feel ready to vomit at the thourght[/bad joke]

 

[Ryotknife]

.......If that is true, then mother nature is F'ed up.

I think i dont want to live on this planet anymore if this is what our scientific endeavors are being spent on.

 

[darlarosa]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!?
That makes nooooooo sense

 

[Fappy]

This is too awesome to be true

 

[shrekfan246]

Obviously, there is only one answer to this.

Seriously though, what? I... just... what? I'm lost and confused and think I may need an adult.

 

[Epic Fail 1977]

Yes! In fact many important scientific things that I will cite later have PROVEN that women who give regular oral sex to their men are much healthier and happier and are statistically twice as likely to have kids that don't take drugs.

 

[thiosk]

Absolutely truth in every respect.

Trust me, I'm the a doctor.

Also, prevents wrinkles.

Being a guy I can see a certain appeal to this idea... but if the woman is pregnant with my baby and what she eats is passed on in some form or another to the fetus... There's a squick factor there... Maybe I'm just overthinking it, but that grosses me out on a conceptual level.

It is a strange thing to be weirded out by. Because... you know... at a fundamental level that baby is 50% made of that in the first place....

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I don't....I just....quoi?

Honestly when I'm puking my guts out the LAST thing I want to do is put something in my mouth.

I have no idea about morning sickness, but just, no.

 

[Insomniac55]

if the woman is pregnant with my baby and what she eats is passed on in some form or another to the fetus... There's a squick factor there... Maybe I'm just overthinking it, but that grosses me out on a conceptual level.

Do you know where babies COME from? An embryo develops from a zygote, which is is a singular egg cell and a singular sperm cell fused together. Think about it.

 

[targren]

Morning sickness is hormonal and has nothing to do with immune responses.

Not saying that the "research" is any good or not, but just pointing out that your premise here isn't disproof, since there is a measured hormonal response in both sexes, to the presence/exposure to a sexual partner and their hormones, including those contained in sexual fluids.

 

[Mr_Spanky]

So not just a way for a guy to get blowjobs every morning but also to guarantee she swallows? "Sorry darling but you dont want to feel like this every morning do you?".

In all seriousness though this sounds like total bullshit. And even IF its true I know damn well that if I was a girl about to throw up and was told by my boyfriend that a blowjob for him was ACTUALLY for me, I think id tell him to go fuck himself.

 

[targren]

So not just a way for a guy to get blowjobs every morning but also to guarantee she swallows? "Sorry darling but you dont want to feel like this every morning do you?".

In all seriousness though this sounds like total bullshit. And even IF its true I know damn well that if I was a girl about to throw up and was told by my boyfriend that a blowjob for him was ACTUALLY for me, I think id tell him to go fuck himself.

Except he might not be lying. Remember a few years ago when they started saying that sex can ease the "discomfort"[footnote]To use the word very loosely. Judging by the whimpering and moaning I hear, calling it 'discomfort' is like referring to 'attaching electrodes to one's testicles' as 'direct current discomfort persuasion'[/footnote] of menstrual cramps? Turns out, for some women, it actually does work pretty well.

 

[Signa]

This is just stupid. I'm pretty sure if I was a chick, I'd take the morning sickness if this was even remotely true.