AtmaPhil said:
Kysafen said:
Original Final Fantasy for the NES: FUCKING FUCK NO.
Jesus Christ no. If you released a game out today that was so bugged, sluggish, and slow it'd get universally panned by reviewers and players alike. But SINCE TIHS IS TEH FRST FINLL FANTASYY IT IZ TEH GREATZ. No it's not, you fucking hypocrites.
Not having played FFVII back in its heyday, playing it now I can't fathom what made it so outrageously popular. It's boring and monotonous as hell.
The original Final fantasy was definitly not sluggish and slow. I can think of 2 bugs no more that would affect the gameplay. Final fantasy unlike its sequel actualy made you work for your equipement, it made you talk to people to try and figure out where you should go next, it made you explore big dungeons (not straight lines) and it was actualy hard.
I can understand and respect the appreciation of difficulty in video games, and actually figuring out where you need to go next based on your wits and using your head to solve problems: like talking to townspeople, or experimenting.
What I can never respect is not knowing what the fuck my spells do because the localization staff couldn't edit the names or fonts to over
four letters. "Lit"? "Lock"? "Fog"? "Ruse"? It'd be one thing if you had a manual, <url=http://vimm.net/manual/?p=details&system=NES&id=717>where all the descriptions to the spells were there, but if you got the Virtual Console release, you'd have to look up the descriptions on the internet.
Also, Spells that don't work [http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Bugs], and <url=http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/522595-final-fantasy/27287280>weapons that aren't effective towards special creatures. Unacceptable. It was the developer's job to test the fucking game and make sure these things were fixed, but instead they looked on the game like a pet owner looks on a dog who just shit all over their rug, and nodded in pride and released it,
proud of it, appreciative of the very
miracle that such a thing got to the point it got at all. You know what that kind of carelessness will get you in school, or hell,
today's video game industry? Failed, and fired. And such is Final Fantasy for the NES.