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ReverendJ

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kingcom said:
It is not biased to quote ones personal experience and Im sure many people would support this via their own experiences.
I support this statement as an American waiter who hates dealing with Europeans.

I don't do the X-Box, just Steam, and I hate public servers. Seems like there's always some fuckwit crapping up everything with his douchebaggery. That or a nine year old in a house of screaming children on open mike. I shudder to imagine XBL.
 

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Eclectic Dreck said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
men are a-holes and very disrespectful and i know from experience.
That is the most gross generalisation I have ever heard and am appalled by that attitude, I could say the same about the opposite gender.
That is very well true and I understand it was an over generalization but, when is the last time you saw girls yelling at someone just for being different (young, male ect.)
Last month.
ha ha 1 month what rock do you live under? I see way more but even more when it comes to guys it may also be as I am male but the world has not come that far and sexism is still seen. I also meant on xbox but forgot to add.
Oh ok that was IRL, I don't use XboxLive because i dont want to deal with people like that.
I don't have an xbox either, I just hate, hating and guys seem to be more common jerks (but still everyone can be mean, even you :p)
I don't doubt that, I just get very frustrated by "guys are douches" threads when it should be "humans are douches".

Threads like this lead to horrible comments like this:
Sansha said:
Because there's not a force on this world that can make a man's brain's logic center over-ride his testicles.
You know what overrides his testicles? HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS.
This is handily overridden by arousal and it would seem hormones and a minimal blood supply to the brain are better than booze when it comes to inhibiting logic.
I would say that is entirely circumstantial.
 

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ReverendJ said:
kingcom said:
It is not biased to quote ones personal experience and Im sure many people would support this via their own experiences.
I support this statement as an American waiter who hates dealing with Europeans.
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where do you work kid me and my european possy are gonna knock your place up!
 

Eclectic Dreck

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kingcom said:
Eclectic Dreck said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
men are a-holes and very disrespectful and i know from experience.
That is the most gross generalisation I have ever heard and am appalled by that attitude, I could say the same about the opposite gender.
That is very well true and I understand it was an over generalization but, when is the last time you saw girls yelling at someone just for being different (young, male ect.)
Last month.
ha ha 1 month what rock do you live under? I see way more but even more when it comes to guys it may also be as I am male but the world has not come that far and sexism is still seen. I also meant on xbox but forgot to add.
Oh ok that was IRL, I don't use XboxLive because i dont want to deal with people like that.
I don't have an xbox either, I just hate, hating and guys seem to be more common jerks (but still everyone can be mean, even you :p)
I don't doubt that, I just get very frustrated by "guys are douches" threads when it should be "humans are douches".

Threads like this lead to horrible comments like this:
Sansha said:
Because there's not a force on this world that can make a man's brain's logic center over-ride his testicles.
You know what overrides his testicles? HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS.
This is handily overridden by arousal and it would seem hormones and a minimal blood supply to the brain are better than booze when it comes to inhibiting logic.
I would say that is entirely circumstantial.
If by circumstantial you refer to removing the factors from the equation, then I would agree. If not then I stand by what I said. Because I'm fairly certain there are as many stories of people being stupid because of arousal as there are of people being stupid as a result of the booze.

Or maybe I should disregard all those sober rape cases, the endless unwanted pregnancies, the career suicides and more than one war for some compelling reason?
 

kingcom

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Eclectic Dreck said:
kingcom said:
Eclectic Dreck said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
kingcom said:
ayuri said:
men are a-holes and very disrespectful and i know from experience.
That is the most gross generalisation I have ever heard and am appalled by that attitude, I could say the same about the opposite gender.
That is very well true and I understand it was an over generalization but, when is the last time you saw girls yelling at someone just for being different (young, male ect.)
Last month.
ha ha 1 month what rock do you live under? I see way more but even more when it comes to guys it may also be as I am male but the world has not come that far and sexism is still seen. I also meant on xbox but forgot to add.
Oh ok that was IRL, I don't use XboxLive because i dont want to deal with people like that.
I don't have an xbox either, I just hate, hating and guys seem to be more common jerks (but still everyone can be mean, even you :p)
I don't doubt that, I just get very frustrated by "guys are douches" threads when it should be "humans are douches".

Threads like this lead to horrible comments like this:
Sansha said:
Because there's not a force on this world that can make a man's brain's logic center over-ride his testicles.
You know what overrides his testicles? HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS.
This is handily overridden by arousal and it would seem hormones and a minimal blood supply to the brain are better than booze when it comes to inhibiting logic.
I would say that is entirely circumstantial.
If by circumstantial you refer to removing the factors from the equation, then I would agree.
Theres another meaning to circumstantial other than refering to the other factors within the individual circumstance?
 

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flim.geek.chic said:
Aby_Z said:
Because those particular people guys are douches?
I want to know why they are now of the douche variaty. Some Popular girl pick on them? Mommy didn't give them enough hugs?

IDK.
No they just never met a girl and don't know how to act around them, it's as if aliens joined the game.
 

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Because the internet is a breeding ground for neckbeards and prepubescents who aren't used to interacting with girls, especially girls that share similar interests to them, so when they actually encounter one they start acting either like massive pussies or massive dicks.

This is not to say that EVERYBODY does this, or everybody on the internet is like this, but there's a huge population that is, and honestly, would you even notice if people just ignored you? It would probably just fade into the bland unmemorable pulp that is 99% of life and you'd think nothing of it. I don't I've ever met a girl in game that's acknowledged me not having my mic plugged in or whatever.

If you really want to steer clear annoying people on the internet, do what I do and just don't talk in game unless you're playing with your friends. Or just keep building your friends list with people that don't suck until eventually you can just avoid randomers altogether.
 

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JazzyChazzy said:
where do you work kid me and my european possy are gonna knock your place up!
And our experiment with tossing about generalizations bears fruit.

See, while in my professional capacity, I have dealt with Europeans who were jerks, I've also dealt with many Americans who acted the same. I remember the Europeans more clearly because, being different, they stand out. (Well, there's the common issue with no tips, but I chalk that up to a lack of cultural familiarity every time, even if it seems intentional.)

Thank you for your participation, sir!
 

JazzyChazzy

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ReverendJ said:
JazzyChazzy said:
where do you work kid me and my european possy are gonna knock your place up!
And our experiment with tossing about generalizations bears fruit.

See, while in my professional capacity, I have dealt with Europeans who were jerks, I've also dealt with many Americans who acted the same. I remember the Europeans more clearly because, being different, they stand out. (Well, there's the common issue with no tips, but I chalk that up to a lack of cultural familiarity every time, even if it seems intentional.)

Thank you for your participation, sir!
lmao eggzactly its a load of crap
every gender every race every religion there douchebags
life sucks get over it
we can all whine and complain and try and point the finger
or we can pick up a gun and shoot some mother trucking zombies
 

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manaman said:
Except you know, they really where. I see no reason to believe she is lying, and see says the game progressed perfectly hospitable up to the point they discovered she had a set of ovaries rather then the testicles they assumed.
I am not saying she is lying. In fact, if you read my post again, you may notice I have shared my own experiences, which are (just as hers) personal experiences gathered over the years. More than 10 of those, actually. Oh man. I am old.

Your opinion here is quite flawed and devoid of logical thinking, and part of the same bias that makes people act the way they did in the game. You seem to be forming a very negative image of girl gamers because of past experience, which is in turn going to color your future experiences with them.
'tis not an opinion, good Sir. You may call it a "field study", but that makes it sound so horribly professional. Its merely observation. How it would be flawed is something you might want to explain to me, so I can better my ways in experiencing the fairer sex during my ventures in the world of online gaming.

You have to realize going into situations with that chip on your shoulder is just going to make them turn out exactly how you thought they would in the first place. You only notice those situations for the same reason so many girls will cry out injustice anytime a guy hits on them, because they focus on the negative experiences and neglect to remember the 50 perfectly normal experience in-between each negative one.
Oh no, good Sir. I do not throw myself into the fray of games with chips on my shoulders. Those I reserve for eating. I am, however, forced to agree with your statement of the human nature neglecting the positive experiences, and instead making a big fuss out of the negative ones. Hence why I have seen more girls being treated fairly (or on a number of occasions unfairly fairly), than being abused.

Oh and if you want to know if a word is spelled correctly, or used correctly try using this great online resource [http://dictionary.reference.com/]. You can even add their search to your browser.
Thank you, dear Sir! I would have not thought such tools existed on the Internet.
 

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Yeah they're dicks :) I'm kind of a dick too come to think of it... But whenever I play a online game and I notice there's a girl there I go the other direction! Cause I have a evil twin who often take over when that happens :( And I don't want civilian casualties... How ever a game like L4D2 would be problematic. So speaking as a guy who have that evil twin, yes they might just have been dicks but don't think so much about it^^
 

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Because despite being fun, L4D, and most other mainstream multiplayer FPSes, are the cesspits of absolute douchbaggery online. I've honestly been in about 11 online matches with decent people on any mainstream FPS. Everyone else either didn't talk or was a total Asshat.
However, people do usually freak out when girls play online, mainly because a good percentage of those people hardly interact with the opposite sex.
One day, I was playing a game of L4D2 with a couple of random people, and they were okay until a girl joined the game. Then everyone went in to this strange primitive almost caveman like state of loyalty and overprotection to the one female in the group. When I said "What the hell is you guys' deal?!", they booted me.
 

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kingcom said:
One thing I've definitely noticed is that Australian gamers are either much closer to human beings or at the very least much less vocal. We're polite and respectful, here to enjoy ourselves (though there are definitely exceptions) and the PC definitely improves the attitude of the crowd aswell.
It's all the kangaroos you guys eat. Kangaroos are nice, and the more you eat the nicer you get.
 

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willofbob said:
Fact: 75% of XBLA gamers are douchebags.

i teamkill people like that. I don't care if I get banned from the match. I also teamkill teamkillers.
Wrong. 75% of XBLA gamers are under 16. That's why they're douchebags, they think they're being funny and cool.
 

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Zekksta said:
How is this an argument?
At least I don't construct a straw man to argue against.

Zekksta said:
Saying men are controlled by their hormones (which is what you're doing) is just crap. If a girl arouses me, do you know what I don't do? Rape them.
This here is fallacy. A straw man argument. You are trying to have me defend an argument that was made in your mind. Go on and read what I said. Here, I'll quote myself for your convenience:

OT: It's the internet, that's what happens.[/quote]
Eclectic Dreck said:
This is handily overridden by arousal and it would seem hormones and a minimal blood supply to the brain are better than booze when it comes to inhibiting logic.
It seems to me that the claim I made was that arousal is more effective than alcohol when it comes to inhibiting logic, which can be referred to as higher brain functions.

But what of my second comment I hear you ask? Surely that was the bit that leads us here?

Eclectic Dreck said:
If by circumstantial you refer to removing the factors from the equation, then I would agree. If not then I stand by what I said. Because I'm fairly certain there are as many stories of people being stupid because of arousal as there are of people being stupid as a result of the booze.
So far it seems like I'm supporting my initial statement.


Eclectic Dreck said:
Or maybe I should disregard all those sober rape cases, the endless unwanted pregnancies, the career suicides and more than one war for some compelling reason?
And here we have a list of stupid things people have done while aroused.

How then can we jump from a statement of "arousal inhibits logic" to, "hormones control your actions"? Let me reference a dictionary to make sure I'm using the word "inhibit" correctly. Google dictionary seems to think one of the definitions of the word is: "limit, block, or decrease the action or function of; "inhibit the action of the enzyme"; "inhibit the rate of a chemical reaction".

Zekksta said:
If my colleague or underling at work arouses me, do you know what I don't do? Sleep with them and kill my career or rape them.
And I have been drunk on more than one occasion without getting behind the wheel of my car. That you have not been aided in the pursuit of some idiotic enterprise because of hormones or that I have not risked the lives of everyone on the road when drunk does not detract from the fact that other people have.

Zekksta said:
When my girlfriend and I have sex, do you know what I use to avoid unwanted pregnancies? Birth control.
And yet there are plenty of unwanted pregnancies. Considering how easy it is to mitigate the risks here, I think you would agree that not making use of them when one does not want a child in their lives is foolish.

Zekksta said:
You're basically saying that men have no control over their actions when they get aroused. You are inadvertently giving every rapist a defense by saying they aren't in control of their actions.
No. That is a claim that you have made and a conclusion you extrapolated by taking your claim to the logical extreme. Feel free to defend it.

My claim was that their higher brain functions are inhibited as a result of arousal.
 

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I think the word that matters here is XBOX LIVE. It's a burning pit of human evil- deal with it.

Hopefully, if you ever encounter males over the age of 12 on voice comms- they'll treat you just like anyone else.
Mcface said:
It's wrong for them to be surprised at a girl playing? dont get this thread..
Surprised- why not?
Immediately start shooting her? Yes.

That's not saying that most if not all girls on XBL are raging attention whores that ***** around and yell for different treatment and more often than not have a small army of horny boyslaves surrounding her- and then they all start to vocaly provoke strangers.
 

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flim.geek.chic said:
Okay so I'm playing L4D2 on the box tonight. I play a few rounds of versus without the headset cause my little cousin wanted to borrow it for Halo: Reach in the next room.I'm having a pretty good night; a few long Jockey rides, some really good booms, and a Tank car throw that had me laughing like a mad scientist. The Cuz gets done an returns the headset. I pop it on as a new round starts and say say a quick "Hey guys it's (insert tag here) I'm on Headset now."

there's a pause then a "Holy Shit"

"What?"

"Nothing"

*groupsnickers*

Different voice "A chick huh?"

"Yeeeeeeeah, is there a problem?"

no answer.Just more surpressed laughter. while we are talking Rochelle, Coach, and Nick go and get there shot guns I grab a health kit (It's and OCD thing I alway grab the health pack first)

Before I can turn to get a rifle they start shooting.

"WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE!?!"

Seriously wth? I can't fathom why?
Becuase it's something to do or talk about. Becuase no one knows anyone or ever will and there no kick back for anything said there. What where you expecting some deep understanding kumbaya stuff. Xbox live or really any online gaming is not for you. They make fun of everything and everyone.
 

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I think girl gamers like to bring attention to themselves.

'HEY GUYZ, I'M A GIRL GAMER! LOOK AT HOW UNIQUE I AM!'
 

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Are they pre-pubescent 12 year olds? If yes, there's your answer. If no, they're assholes.