Can someone recommend me a good sex sim?
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And I was here to read said answers.Lyri said:
OT: I have a friend who has a knack for saying the most awkward things every fuckin time we get together to hang out. It's now gotten to the point where it is awkward when he doesn't say something awkward. But I can't remember anything in particular. I remember asking an awkward question just to see what a friend of mine's reaction would be: "If guy-on-girl porn is good, and girl-on-girl porn is great, what about girl-on-hermaphodyte? It would be porn with the bests of both worlds, essentially." He did not react as I had expected, which was interesting. lol.
I can remember when I did the opposite. I was sat in a room at college (like a conservatory) playing Magic with my friend, when a bunch of acquaintances from the Music Tech lesson came over (who are generally anti-geek), and we just continued playing. My girlfriend came over after a lesson and we did the usual high-pitched hello and hug greeting. The this happened:-
Guy who is an arsehole: "Hey Cherv, is that your bird?"
Me: "Yeah"
Pretty much everyone who expected a different answer: "I...oh, okay..."
And everyone except for me felt awkward.
Guy who is an arsehole: "Hey Cherv, is that your bird?"
Me: "Yeah"
Pretty much everyone who expected a different answer: "I...oh, okay..."
And everyone except for me felt awkward.
My class had to read the Barefoot Gen manga in English class in secondary school. Was very uneventful, and my teacher had a horrible accent, and a not very natural reading voice.Jack and Calumon said:
Also, you remind me that one of my friend's suggested I Abridge the fourth season of Digimon, since I expressed such annoyance of it towards him.
Some awkward moment recently was in my maths class, where my teacher had a continuous poor choice of words in questions, when using people's names as examples in standard deviation.
Things along the line of "Which is bigger, Chris' or James'?". What made it more awkward was that she quickly was aware of it, and was uncomfortably laughing along with everyone.
Well it was awkward because at the moment, she wasn't my best friend, just a friend and that was the day I was going to ask her out and then for some reason it took me another week to ask her out. That and this was all in front of 2 managers, and 3 other co-workers in a restaurant. I would have made some flirty comments to her if they weren't around due to me stating that I don't date where I work to everyone else. I just forgot to specify why it was awkward.bahumat42 said:
well, there was the time my ex-brother told me he was a transexual and is now my sister... looking back i can't believe how well i took it... or am still taking it for that matter, i was totally cool about it and now casually refer to her as my sister
YAY FOR 21ST CENTURY OPEN-MINDEDNESS!!!!!!
YAY FOR 21ST CENTURY OPEN-MINDEDNESS!!!!!!
Probably when my ex gf decided to tell me all about her <color=red>. like it was a car or something had had a user friendly version.
Then proceeded to tell me that <color=red>. sex is amazing and we should try it.
... yeah, there's a reason we're not together anymore.
Then proceeded to tell me that <color=red>. sex is amazing and we should try it.
... yeah, there's a reason we're not together anymore.
A friend of mine has a family that his is particularly close to, their families meet up regularly just to relax. I have met them myself several times and they are indeed good people. There's the mum and dad and there are two daughters, one three years younger than my friend and I and the other younger than that, early to mid teens. The younger girl suffers from a mental disability, I can never remember which it is; but whatever, she's nice and we all got along well.
One day my group of friends were around this guys house when his family friends were there, including the disabled girl. Our group moved into the living room and this girl followed us in not too long after. What then happened was the most awkward, hilarious and brain halting moment I have experienced in my life thus far.
The girl just stood in front of me smiling with her head cocked and not doing anything. I asked her if she was up to anything to which she replied with a giggle. Then she stuck one of her hands in her knickers.
That took me by surprise and stopped my thought processes.
She then took her hand out and slowly moved her index finger toward me. My eyes widened as it got closer until my brain re-engaged and I raised my arms to protect myself and said firmly, "nooooooooooo, stop that's bad, we don't do that." She replied with, again, a giggle. I was about to try and further my negatory message when things took a further step into the world of the bizzare. She stuck her hand back into her knickers.
Unfortunately she didn't put her hands in her knickers in the same place, which I believe I could have dealt with handily at this point. No, she reached behind herself and went to what could be described as the alternate option.
My brain, again, was shocked into spectator mode and I think I let out a "buh" sound. Hand again re-emerges, finger extended, moving unfortunately fast this time. I squawked, jumped up and grabbed her forearm and then squeaked as she twisted away and ran off.
White as a sheet I then turned to my mates, sitting there with mouths wide and eyes agog, and then we all just fell apart.
That took me by surprise and stopped my thought processes.
She then took her hand out and slowly moved her index finger toward me. My eyes widened as it got closer until my brain re-engaged and I raised my arms to protect myself and said firmly, "nooooooooooo, stop that's bad, we don't do that." She replied with, again, a giggle. I was about to try and further my negatory message when things took a further step into the world of the bizzare. She stuck her hand back into her knickers.
Unfortunately she didn't put her hands in her knickers in the same place, which I believe I could have dealt with handily at this point. No, she reached behind herself and went to what could be described as the alternate option.
My brain, again, was shocked into spectator mode and I think I let out a "buh" sound. Hand again re-emerges, finger extended, moving unfortunately fast this time. I squawked, jumped up and grabbed her forearm and then squeaked as she twisted away and ran off.
White as a sheet I then turned to my mates, sitting there with mouths wide and eyes agog, and then we all just fell apart.
Those are the only times in my life I have ever squawked or squeaked and, I believe, I had good cause.
I had a second hand experience of something similar to this. i was in my drawing class and a goth girl and an effeminate japanfan kinda guy were having a conversation about the differences and subtle nuances of female and male masturbation. very loudly. in a small class. and i was practically feet away. the rest of the class fell silent and it was very distracting and pretty horrifying when they got to talking about rule 34.AccursedTheory said:
freakin' awkward AND annoying.
EHKOS said:
During the course of this FOUR HOUR conversation, I found out my female friend used what could only be described as a war mace as a [sub]dildo[/sub], a silver bullet, and the only reason she smiled at me every day at work was because she had a... certain type of vibrator running.
At work.
All.
Day.
Long.
I will go no further, as I am on probation and can't afford to get to the nasty stuff.
At work.
All.
Day.
Long.
I will go no further, as I am on probation and can't afford to get to the nasty stuff.
Yeah when you're IMing your friend some nice guro to fap to, but then you IM the wrong person asking them if they like "this picture".
Pretty awkward for them I bet!
Pretty awkward for them I bet!
People in my school make for some damn awkward questions. I usually dodge around the answers, which just makes it worse.
The most recent ones I can remember are "Your thumb looks kind of bent, did you know that happens when you wank too much. Do you wank?" and "Do you watch porn?" After I hesitated on the latter question I had to tell them what types of porn I watch and name some porn websites just to prove I did.
The most recent ones I can remember are "Your thumb looks kind of bent, did you know that happens when you wank too much. Do you wank?" and "Do you watch porn?" After I hesitated on the latter question I had to tell them what types of porn I watch and name some porn websites just to prove I did.
One time my mom was giving my male friend and I a ride downtown and they began talking about their ancestry and where they were from.
Male friend: My family is German/Mexican. Do you have a little German in you?
Mom: No
Me: Well would you like to?
He was mortified. Poor guy.
Male friend: My family is German/Mexican. Do you have a little German in you?
Mom: No
Me: Well would you like to?
He was mortified. Poor guy.
