Friend: "Dude, is your sister hot?"
Me: "Um...she is my sister,...and twelve."
Friend: "...So is she hot?"
Me: "Um...she is my sister,...and twelve."
Friend: "...So is she hot?"
Can someone recommend me a good sex sim?
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OT: I was bumped into a conversation where my girlfriend's mother and her outspoken friend were talking around the concept of me and my girlfriend having sex.
A bit awkward? Yes.
OT: I was bumped into a conversation where my girlfriend's mother and her outspoken friend were talking around the concept of me and my girlfriend having sex.
A bit awkward? Yes.
Once while babysitting my neighbors two daughters I took them for a stroll about town, a man who may or may not have been a paedophile stopped me and asked me some very strange questions, among them were:
"How old are they?"
"Where do you live?"
"Where do you buy their clothes?"
"Do they like swimming?"
At first I thought maybe he was a dad but that last question was kind of wierd so I told him to beat it and headed back to my house.
What really made it wierd was the Mr. Rodgers sweater he was wearing.
"How old are they?"
"Where do you live?"
"Where do you buy their clothes?"
"Do they like swimming?"
At first I thought maybe he was a dad but that last question was kind of wierd so I told him to beat it and headed back to my house.
What really made it wierd was the Mr. Rodgers sweater he was wearing.
I tend to accidentally stumble into this kin of conversations, either by overhearing just half of things and giving a logical response.
The other thing is when i'm deliberately tricked into weirdness i usually manage to make things even crazier by being me.
And at one time being super awkward, my mom told me it was ok to be gay, if it meant i would talk to someone my own age.
The other thing is when i'm deliberately tricked into weirdness i usually manage to make things even crazier by being me.
And at one time being super awkward, my mom told me it was ok to be gay, if it meant i would talk to someone my own age.
Do you beleive in god? do you believe he watches everyone, that he sees you at all times?
Works hard to help keep you on the true path? That he sees everything you do and think?
Even in secret? That he is omnipresent and always watching
what do you say?
Works hard to help keep you on the true path? That he sees everything you do and think?
Even in secret? That he is omnipresent and always watching
[HEADING=1] Then do you masterbate?[/HEADING]
what do you say?
My mothers boyfriend and his brother spent an entire evening talking in detail about their young sexual encounters. And masturbation.And how I should go have sex with lots of girls.
GAAAAAAH.
Most awkward evening ever.
GAAAAAAH.
Most awkward evening ever.
Yeah, this should be the last one.benzooka said:
I figured I'd push it to the limit and go out with a bang.
A similar thing happened to me at school.theonlyblaze2 said:
I was talking about how a friend of my sister's (a guy), had helped my build my PC.
One of the guys sitting next to me said "Can you hook me up with her?"
(We're in 8th grade, by the way)
Besides that technically being statutory rape, I don't thing the guy would go for it.
Once got asked what a blowjob was by a very naive friend of mine. I didn't really want to explain it to her so tried to get around it by telling her she should ask her older sister. She eventually said that if i didn't tell her she would google it on the internet :/
One of the weirdest moments to date.
One of the weirdest moments to date.
Rapel... oh, never mind >_>
Not me but once my friend was talking to my mother about fruit, (he'll talk for hours about anything) while my other friend and I were in the next room, we then heard my 60year old mother (on the subject of strawberries) mention that "Spanish ones are bigger, but British ones are more flavorful.", we nearly died laughing, the best part is that neither of them realised what had just been said.
EDIT: Wait a better one, My friend (the strawberry one) myself his mother and her mate were drinking one night, now this was only my second time drinking and it turns out that I become candid while drunk.
You see my mate has a rep for being a bit blunt when it comes to sexuality ie he openly ogles women as we pass them on the street then asks my opinion of the quality of their arses.
However while they were joking about it I pointed out that despite the fact I and my other mate don't even notice women on the street we are indeed perverts, I revealed then explained my mates love of futa.
That's not even half of it, I then explained a few of my fetishes, starting with my love of bondage, passing through my love of futa, adding on the enjoyment I get from tentacle porn, segwaying in to my furry fetish then ending with a frank unashamed description of my voreaphillia!
It wasn't till an hour or two later that I realised what I'd done, and if that weren't bad enough his mother texted me a few days later asking for details on the mechanics.
I FUCKING DARE YOU to tell me you've had a more awkward discussion than that!
Not me but once my friend was talking to my mother about fruit, (he'll talk for hours about anything) while my other friend and I were in the next room, we then heard my 60year old mother (on the subject of strawberries) mention that "Spanish ones are bigger, but British ones are more flavorful.", we nearly died laughing, the best part is that neither of them realised what had just been said.
EDIT: Wait a better one, My friend (the strawberry one) myself his mother and her mate were drinking one night, now this was only my second time drinking and it turns out that I become candid while drunk.
You see my mate has a rep for being a bit blunt when it comes to sexuality ie he openly ogles women as we pass them on the street then asks my opinion of the quality of their arses.
However while they were joking about it I pointed out that despite the fact I and my other mate don't even notice women on the street we are indeed perverts, I revealed then explained my mates love of futa.
That's not even half of it, I then explained a few of my fetishes, starting with my love of bondage, passing through my love of futa, adding on the enjoyment I get from tentacle porn, segwaying in to my furry fetish then ending with a frank unashamed description of my voreaphillia!
It wasn't till an hour or two later that I realised what I'd done, and if that weren't bad enough his mother texted me a few days later asking for details on the mechanics.
I FUCKING DARE YOU to tell me you've had a more awkward discussion than that!
Good sex sim? My friend (I kid you not).
As for awkward questions someone asked me: A after the second date, the guy I was dating asked my outside my house in his car:'So... do you wanna do it?' As tactful as that was *Intense Sarcasm Intended*, it didn't work the way he hoped (quite the opposite in fact).
Awkward question someone asked around me: A buddy in high school asked what 69 was (out loud, even the teach heard him). My friend (not the same one mentioned above), being a fairly skilled artist, drew him a detailed picture.
As for awkward questions someone asked me: A after the second date, the guy I was dating asked my outside my house in his car:'So... do you wanna do it?' As tactful as that was *Intense Sarcasm Intended*, it didn't work the way he hoped (quite the opposite in fact).
Awkward question someone asked around me: A buddy in high school asked what 69 was (out loud, even the teach heard him). My friend (not the same one mentioned above), being a fairly skilled artist, drew him a detailed picture.
had an awkward.. not conversation as such but experience. Was living in a share house with some guys, one of which was my ex but we were still great friends. Anyway one evening a few of our mates came around for drinks and the guy who was my ex said 'yeah just look on my computer for a movie to watch'..
we found a folder entitled 'Me' and our curiosity was piqued.. we opened it (this was me his ex, and about half a dozen of his closest mates) and it was full of videos and images of him nekkid and worse.. awkward.
we found a folder entitled 'Me' and our curiosity was piqued.. we opened it (this was me his ex, and about half a dozen of his closest mates) and it was full of videos and images of him nekkid and worse.. awkward.
A conversation with two females and myself about female masturbation.
I learned WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH.
I learned WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH.
First things first, BEST THREAD TITLE EVAR!
Although i wanted to hear some of the answers to that question... Y'know for the luls XD
Alas any truly awkward moments seem to have been repressed as i can't remember any of them... Probably a good thing really
Although i wanted to hear some of the answers to that question... Y'know for the luls XD
Alas any truly awkward moments seem to have been repressed as i can't remember any of them... Probably a good thing really
I was talking to a friend at work, and for some reason something he said brought the question about having sex with your own clone and whether or not it was incest or masturbation to mind. So I began the sentence with "Speaking of incest..." just as another co-worker was walking by... I laughed all day at the look she gave us.
you answer with something likeFireshot25 said:
"yes. horrifying amounts to be precise"
the more disturbing the response the hilarious it will be.
I think one of the most awkward moments I've had in recent years is this...
I work in my local grocery store. The lowest shelf is liturally just above the floor level, so to reach the back, I needed to kneel down and bend right down to see what I was doing. As I was putting the stuff out, a little old lady walked up behind me and said "Whenever I see you, you're always doing something on your knees."
Keep in mind I was still deeply in the closet at that point...
I work in my local grocery store. The lowest shelf is liturally just above the floor level, so to reach the back, I needed to kneel down and bend right down to see what I was doing. As I was putting the stuff out, a little old lady walked up behind me and said "Whenever I see you, you're always doing something on your knees."
Keep in mind I was still deeply in the closet at that point...
