Canada?

[quiet_samurai]

I lived there for two years when I was a lad and grew up no more then 25 miles from the border. So I know lots about Canada. I love it.

And maybe this is just an assumption, but Canadian girls like American boys.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Toronto, forget about it, you might as well stay where you are, it's violent and has the reputation of being full of jerks. Yes, statistically speaking it does have less crime than other cities of its size, but it's municipal government makes up for that by being very pretentious. If you want to see how many things the word 'culture' can be a euphanism for, go to Toronto.

Anywhere else in Ontario is boring (including where I live, Ottawa).

sorry there's a lot of cool things around Ontario, you just have to get out a bit and you will see them. tons of awesome place to go, such as algonquin park

British Columbia isn't bad, it's a little bit like your California, but slightly less smug. It is full of drugs, drug violence and gangs though.

yeah ppl in BC are smug and a lot of them are tree hugging hippies that don't really understand basic math and how democracy works.

they whined about Toronto getting a basketball team, so the NBA gave them one but it went bankrupt after a year or two cause no one went

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

they did get owned in WW2.

ummmm what the hell are you talking about? Canada was probly the most feared armies in both WW1 and WW2, the Germans called Canadian soldiers Stormtroopers cause they were so feared by them

Canada kicked some serious ass in WW2

Hahahahah! Bazing!

I already knew that but whatever.

Edit: They wanted the Canadian military to be the stormtroopers in Iraq, but he's busy.

Remembrance Day ceremony at school they were talking about how Canada won some of the most important battles of the war, invented ways of combatting nerve gas (oil soaked rags, or something like that, held over the face) and generally made the German's lives hard as hell.

Go us!

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Toronto, forget about it, you might as well stay where you are, it's violent and has the reputation of being full of jerks. Yes, statistically speaking it does have less crime than other cities of its size, but it's municipal government makes up for that by being very pretentious. If you want to see how many things the word 'culture' can be a euphanism for, go to Toronto.

Anywhere else in Ontario is boring (including where I live, Ottawa).

sorry there's a lot of cool things around Ontario, you just have to get out a bit and you will see them. tons of awesome place to go, such as algonquin park

British Columbia isn't bad, it's a little bit like your California, but slightly less smug. It is full of drugs, drug violence and gangs though.

yeah ppl in BC are smug and a lot of them are tree hugging hippies that don't really understand basic math and how democracy works.

they whined about Toronto getting a basketball team, so the NBA gave them one but it went bankrupt after a year or two cause no one went

HEY! I'm only smug when I'm right! Which is often. Because I'm awesome. So there. =P

Although you described half of the idiots I know around here so I can't really come down you too hard, but there are a lot of bright people around here too. And we aren't all on drugs, just the previously mentioned idiots, and the hippies.

Edit: Oops ment to put this in an edit. SORRY FOR THE DOUBLE POST! DON"T HURT ME PLEASE!

 

[Lord Thodin]

Im gunna say Go Canada. Without it americas Ears would get cold. See what i did there? Canadas a hat........

 

[Cavouku]

I liek it, I live in the lobster place. Nova Scotia.

And yes, there is a story about a giant beaver or something. Glooscap lore, it's common around here. A giant dude fought a giant beaver, is my understanding of it, but this may just be a Mi'kmaq story, I can't remember if it's nationally native.

 

[Cavouku]

they did get owned in WW2.

ummmm what the hell are you talking about? Canada was probly the most feared armies in both WW1 and WW2, the Germans called Canadian soldiers Stormtroopers cause they were so feared by them

Canada kicked some serious ass in WW2

Hahahahah! Bazing!

I already knew that but whatever.

Edit: They wanted the Canadian military to be the stormtroopers in Iraq, but he's busy.

Remembrance Day ceremony at school they were talking about how Canada won some of the most important battles of the war, invented ways of combatting nerve gas (oil soaked rags, or something like that, held over the face) and generally made the German's lives hard as hell.

Go us!

Hell yeah! I think it was piss rags, in WW1 maybe? I can't remember, but something about alkalines, or pH... blah.

Yeah, from what my father tells me... and you don't question this man's WW2 knowledge, Canadians and... Belgians? Were some of the toughest fighters.

I loved the story of Ortana. That was an interesting method.

 

[Ninja_X]

You are the only COUNTRY ever to go on strike if south park is to be believed.

"Give us more MONEY!!!"

"What money?"

"How bout that internet MONEY?!?! Give us some of that MONEY!!!"

LOL

 

[InfernoJesus]

Canada offers the WORST phone, cable, and internet plans in the world. We have around 2 of each service provider and they charge close to twice as much as american plans for much less than what you'd get in america.

Our country hasn't adapted to the change in dollar value in a while though, so we make much more money than Americans.

 

[Cavouku]

Oh, we were talking music a while back. I like the classic rock bands. Rush and Triumph.

Rush has arguably one of the best bassists and one of the best drummers. Alex Lifeson is pretty damn good on that guitar, and Geddy Lee's voice may be high, but he makes up for that with also playing keyboard. How they manage all this insanity is beyond me. And they do damn good, too. Top quality stuff.

Triumph doesn't have as good musicians, but they still have some awesome players, and when they sing, bloody perfect unison. And they have some, again, arguably better songs.

Rock on, Canada.

 

[Zer_]

Canada is a nice country. I live in Montreal and I couldn't see myself living anywhere else. Great bars, great beer, and great hockey! YEAH!

 

[Lost In The Void]

Spoiler: Awesome

Lets also not forget our sweet, sweet beer

Not only is the beer awesome, it is awesome for being at least 2% stronger than American beer, and I've seen beer as high as 12% up here in my country. God I love being Canadian.

 

[Energylegzz]

Canada Its Americas hat! ^_^ that and me and my friends made a Demotivational poster during the Olympics Canada:Because somebody has to come in last I thought it was funny

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

they did get owned in WW2.

ummmm what the hell are you talking about? Canada was probly the most feared armies in both WW1 and WW2, the Germans called Canadian soldiers Stormtroopers cause they were so feared by them

Canada kicked some serious ass in WW2

Hahahahah! Bazing!

I already knew that but whatever.

Edit: They wanted the Canadian military to be the stormtroopers in Iraq, but he's busy.

Remembrance Day ceremony at school they were talking about how Canada won some of the most important battles of the war, invented ways of combatting nerve gas (oil soaked rags, or something like that, held over the face) and generally made the German's lives hard as hell.

Go us!

Hell yeah! I think it was piss rags, in WW1 maybe? I can't remember, but something about alkalines, or pH... blah.

Yeah, from what my father tells me... and you don't question this man's WW2 knowledge, Canadians and... Belgians? Were some of the toughest fighters.

I loved the story of Ortana. That was an interesting method.

I'm thinking Finland.

You know why.

Someone with the picture post it please...

Canada Its Americas hat! ^_^ that and me and my friends made a Demotivational poster during the Olympics Canada:Because somebody has to come in last I thought it was funny

HEY! We always get Bronze thank you very much. =P

That's been a joke for awhile actually, "Canada's Olympic Dream, SHOOTING FOR BRONZE!" Our Comedy shows have been doing that for years.

 

[Cavouku]

they did get owned in WW2.

ummmm what the hell are you talking about? Canada was probly the most feared armies in both WW1 and WW2, the Germans called Canadian soldiers Stormtroopers cause they were so feared by them

Canada kicked some serious ass in WW2

Hahahahah! Bazing!

I already knew that but whatever.

Edit: They wanted the Canadian military to be the stormtroopers in Iraq, but he's busy.

Remembrance Day ceremony at school they were talking about how Canada won some of the most important battles of the war, invented ways of combatting nerve gas (oil soaked rags, or something like that, held over the face) and generally made the German's lives hard as hell.

Go us!

Hell yeah! I think it was piss rags, in WW1 maybe? I can't remember, but something about alkalines, or pH... blah.

Yeah, from what my father tells me... and you don't question this man's WW2 knowledge, Canadians and... Belgians? Were some of the toughest fighters.

I loved the story of Ortana. That was an interesting method.

I'm thinking FInland.

You know why.

Someone with the picture post it please...

They did do some scary shitzles with ice roads.

But the Russians cdame back in the summer and... bad things happened. (that's my understanding)

 

[Aqualung]

I like how us Canadians could never rule the world. We'd rather sit back and enjoy a cold one.

 

[Cavouku]

This guy is one of my favorite Canadian musicians as of recently. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-UoERHaSQg]

 

[hockeycentre11]

On a completely random note, Dr.Pepper is distributed by Pepsi in Canada and is contained in a standard Pepsi bottle. In the USA It's distributed by coca-cola and is contained in an A&W root beer style bottle. Upon comparison their is a noticeable taste difference between the two countries. I prefer it Canada. Yes I am Canadian.

 

[Mekado]

Canada offers the WORST phone, cable, and internet plans in the world. We have around 2 of each service provider and they charge close to twice as much as american plans for much less than what you'd get in america.

You should ask Australians about their internet, it's not a 3rd world country but they have the worst internet ever