Canadian Sex Ed Game is Weird but Informative

[waterhazard]

Jesus christ that was epic wierdest shield I swear that was a cup not a condom shield.

 

[Captain Blackout]

It promotes abstinance.

Therefore Bullshit.

What precisely is wrong with promoting abstinence?

 

[Kenjitsuka]

"He also has penis-shaped hands, and that's not a joke either. "

If I had penis-shaped hands I'd *bleep* the *bleep* out of *bleep* and then *bleep* *bleep* with *bleep*, *bleep* and *bleep*!!! XD

Seriously; best character design evAr!

 

[ParadoxBG]

I wonder if the Sperminator feels embarassed and ashamed if the game is over quickly?

 

[ParadoxBG]

It promotes abstinance.

Therefore Bullshit.

What precisely is wrong with promoting abstinence?

I see nothing wrong with promoting abstinence. Just abstinence ONLY. People will do it anyway, and if you teach abstinence only they'll basically be flying blind and run a major risk of ruin their lives and others' for what really is a natural and understandable act.

And to Mr. Above Guy: this doesn't really preach abstinence so much as encouraging one to engage one's cerebrum before sticking it into whomsoever assumes the position.

 

[Wilbot666]

Cool idea but yes, a little strange.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

At least they're trying...

Seriously, better than just ignoring the issue.

 

[Asehujiko]

A bunch of multiple choice questions with a random animation in the background is no more a game then a bunch of multiple choice questions on a piece of paper. All they are teaching children is that "edutainment" fails at both.

 

[Irridium]

Well, if that fails, they can always go back to Mario.

That was the most epic thing in the history of mankind.

I second that, I wish I was taught sex ed by Mario when I was a child.

Puberty = 1 Up'd penis. Sure wish mine made that sound though.

... bloop bloop bloop...

Luigi's voice had me rolling.

I'm sure all kids want to be taught sex ed by a fat Italian plumber...

Its totally tubular!

 

[hardlymotivated]

Ah, right in the face!

 

[CommyGingerbreadMan]

Well tbf abstinence:

 

[ProtoChimp]

WTF do you expect from catholics to ban a game about condoms, they think teaching kids about sex is EEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLL which is so dumb its unbelievable. Sometimes, I'm ashamed to be a catholic.

To anyone who thinks about reporting me, I'm not trying to be xenaphobic here I just want my voice to be heard.

 

[USSR]

I..
Ah..
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

Great.

Just fucking awesome XD

 

[Avatar Roku]

It promotes abstinance.

Therefore Bullshit.

It's not wrong to promote abstinence, it's wrong to promote abstinence and nothing else. For all the bullshit that abstinence-only sex-ed is, they had one good point: that you can't get a girl pregnant or get STDs if you don't have sex, which is something to make sure kids know. You should also tell them about condoms and such, but making that point is not a bad thing in and of itself.

 

[Forever of the Stars]

Well, if that fails, they can always go back to Mario.

That was the most epic thing in the history of mankind.

Agreed

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Well, if that fails, they can always go back to Mario.

Oh god...I'll never looked at Boos the same way again.

 

[Stoic raptor]

My first line of action apon reading this


ROFLMAO!

 

[guess who]

I'm from the town that made that, I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed. Although having grown up there, the last thing I can say is that I am surprised.

 

[EnzoHonda]

Still better than the first Assassin's Creed.

EDIT:

I couldn't play it because I'm the on the iPad right now. There, that's funnier.