Canadian Sex Ed Game is Weird but Informative

[Burnswell]

Oh great, now we'll bring up a generation of kids who think penises are evil weapons! And seriously, *you* get hit if you get a question wrong? Omg, why not the city? That is so off yus.
If you were born with penises for hands its pretty much certain you would end up as supervillan once you get through of highschool though, so notch up one for realism. ;P

 

[mechanixis]

The local Catholic education authority has already banned the game from its schools

"SEX ISN'T REAL LALALALALA I CAN'T HEEEAR YOOOOOU"

 

[Guy Montag]

what bothers me is why everyone reporting on this story has to throw "Canadian" into the title.

although perhaps that's because it'd be less believable if it was made by Americans.

 

[GamerPhate]

I remember seeing a Canadian commercial for sex ed, where these kids were rapping. And something about "Ring a Ding Dong .....this is how the penis and the vagina get a long. Go penis...Go penis....Go penis!" And there was a penis in a costume and a vag as well that was being chased by him. I swear if you see this video you will almost die from laughing to death. And the thing is, that is it is real as well. It seems Canadians are MUCH more open about their sexuality than Americans, and you can tell by their public announcements heh.

Just spent an hour searching for it and couldn't find the video I did find a non-intendedly humorous 1950's style sexual education film heh. Pay attention to the near the end when they talk about the DOs and DON'Ts.. remember no square dancing when you're menstruating!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIltdURp-9Y&feature=PlayList&p=804467C35D3AF6A0&index=6

 

[aaronmcc]

where's colonel chlamydia?

 

[aaronmcc]

"Wonder Vag"

I am so jealous of Canadians right now.

Anyone else think its a bit racist that Wonder Vag the virgin is white, but Power Pap is Latino and her bio is "sexually active but gets tested"?

this could definitely get into a racist scenario

 

[aaronmcc]

talk about the DOs and DON'Ts.. remember no square dancing when you're menstruating!

dude...thanks for making me want to blarg!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Well, if that fails, they can always go back to Mario.

You've just scarred me for life. Darn you nintendo.

 

[Benjeezy]

All right I aced the quiz now where's my sperm badge?

Hold still, they're working on it.

OT: This is easily the least appropriate thing ever. On the other hand, it is also the funniest.

 

[The Cake Is Annoying]

The local Catholic education authority has already banned the game from its schools, and there are likely to be parents and teachers who find the game inappropriate, but personally, I applaud any effort to educate young about sex.

I find it incredible they have the nerve to make any attempt at moral high ground concerning sex.

What happened and was hushed up by the Catholic church in schools in Ireland beggars belief - this story is from the day before the first post - http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE61E2NW20100215

 

[SnipErlite]

reminds me of this

Spoiler

That picture was recently put up around my school 0_O

OT: Wait....wait. Wait. Sex Squad?!? And is that a condom with a cape on!?

What the shit?!

Seriously, I appreciate them trying to go for safe sex but come on guys....that's just embarrassing.

But also hilarious *goes off to play game*

 

[GamerPhate]

talk about the DOs and DON'Ts.. remember no square dancing when you're menstruating!

dude...thanks for making me want to blarg!

Hehe sorry man, just reporting my findings. That is the wonders of the 1950s for ya.

 

[ohgodalex]

I am boycotting this game on the grounds that wut.

 

[mawk]

"Wonder Vag?" Really, now. When they were designing this game, they should have taken into account the sheer amount of raucous classroom laughter it would inspire.

 

[The Thief]

Yes, it is true; a Canadian video game taught me everything I know about safe sex.

Not this one, though. I think it was called "Mass Effect 2".

Thank you, Dr. Solus!

 

[aaronmcc]

Well, if that fails, they can always go back to Mario.

You've just scarred me for life. Darn you nintendo.

This kid is TRIPPING BALLS!
What part of Little Italy is Luigi from?...Cambridge?

 

[ninjajoeman]

so... it's a game about condoms defeating a giant penis with penis hands (what happens when he gets an erection)...and for that matter could I just put a condom on my head and say I'm condom man I mean really what does condom man do, WAIT I'm not sure i want to know.

edit: ya 300 posts and its about condoms huzzah

 

[ninjajoeman]

Well, if that fails, they can always go back to Mario.

You've just scarred me for life. Darn you nintendo.

This kid is TRIPPING BALLS!
What part of Little Italy is Luigi from?...Cambridge?

OH luigi you Italian stalion you

 

[Zedzero]

You had me at "The Sperminator"

Really they got me at "you won't raise your condom shield in time and the Sperminator's shot will hit you" you sir have been ejaculated on. How do you feel?