Cancer is cured....now what?

[UrieHusky]

Seedless and coreless apples, because the first world needs less slight inconveniences like spitting out seeds and throwing away cores.

If you don't get it, go google seedless watermelons.

 

[GenesisCEO]

Shadow Government Leader: "Shit! This wasn't suppose to happen yet. Send in the killer monkeys! We have to get back on schedule!"

 

[flamingjimmy]

There are too many old people because they aren't dying from cancer and as a result the economy gets completely fucked.

 

[WeAreStevo]

I'd find a cure for the horrible disease known as *deep scary voice* "gingivitis"

Or find a cure for whatever disease makes people vote Republican.

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

Then what? Zombie Apocalypse, duh!

 

[lacktheknack]

implying conservatism is something that can/should be cured
>implying that humanity is a plague that can/should be cured

You never fail to disappoint, Escapist users.

OT: Probably play a video game. I've earned it.

 

[Isalan]

I'd then invent a gun that increased peoples IQ and distribute it to inner city gangs. Then sit back and watch as they all became nuclear physicists.

Then I'd finally have someone working on bloody flying cars. I mean, come on science, get the hell on with it.

 

[Montezuma's Lawyer]

Now, I go after Gravity.

I shall defy all your rules of existence.

 

[Jegsimmons]

Smoke cigarettes like a mother fucker!!!!! and party under UV and X ray strobe lights!!!

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

Then, I spend the rest of my days in fabulous wealth, finding cures for diseases that don't exist, like Zombification, Lycanthropy and the deadly Whooping Diarrhea.

I can almost hear Cave Johnson now...
"In fact, we had the boys down in the lab invent a new super-contagious zombie virus just for this next test. They're telling me to let you know NOT TO GET BITTEN. Or touched. In fact, don't even look at the other test subjects. Lab boys are telling me that's highly dangerous."

You and I could run a pharmaceutical research company in the strain of Umbrella Corp. or Mann Co.
We release new and more deadly versions of previous diseases JUST SO WE COULD CURE THEM A SECOND TIME.

 

[Dethenger]

Curing people of Religion maybe? That or the Common cold.

I wish. Even if you did find a cure for cancer, people would still credit God for their recovery.

 

[Maximum_Power_Cheese_Supreme]

Now we get back to more important things (i.e.: collecting TF2 hats)

Curing people of Religion maybe? That or the Common cold.

I wish. Even if you did find a cure for cancer, people would still credit God for their recovery.

Yeah. Beside, the common cold would be a lot easier to cure.

 

[SD-Fiend]

curing misanthropy and teaching the world about subjectivity. also curing atheism

 

[Jegsimmons]

implying conservatism is something that can/should be cured
>implying that humanity is a plague that can/should be cured

You never fail to disappoint, Escapist users.

OT: Probably play a video game. I've earned it.

isn't it great how the only things that need to be cured are the things most people on the escapist disagree with? Kinda sad escapist community, kinda sad.

 

[Orks da best]

you would have to say you love something that you hate.
Ex:
mlp hater that has cancer:
"I...love...my...little...pony."
He is cured


um, I post it on the escapist and watch it spread.

 

[Snowalker]

Not to be a prick, but AIDS is actually becoming a good force in the world, its cause developing countries to rethink having sex with everything that moves. I'm not saying that its a good thing, but bad things can occasionally have good effects.

 

[FFHAuthor]

Then, I spend the rest of my days in fabulous wealth, finding cures for diseases that don't exist, like Zombification, Lycanthropy and the deadly Whooping Diarrhea.

Don't forget 'Uncontrollable Yodeling'...my uncle died of that...it's a terrible way to depart this world...

 

[redeemer09]

1>the overcrowding thing is bullshit 2.develop the"orochimaru imortality" ,this process invovles cloning yourself and putting your brain into your much younger clone

 

[Loop Stricken]

I'm pretty sure they haven't found a solution for world hunger! I'll go for that. Yeah.

Actually we do. It's called food.
The problem is people.