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Maybe if the male's meat is more like steak, and the women's better ground up. What the hell am I saying. No I wouldn't do it.
 

Glerken

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I'd eat them.
I'd also secretly hide ketchup when the storm first comes.
That way, when the time to eat the person comes, it'll be even better.
 

letsnoobtehpwns

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If they were selling human meet at a store, I would try it. I always wanted to see what another person would taste like.
 

paragon1

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mobuto said:
id only eat his arms or legs and let him live. less guilt and he gets to live. unless i start starving again then eat the rest of him.

Mmmmm.....tasty

Edit:i also always wanted to know what human tastes like.
Depends on how you cook it. ;) Actually, I've read a few accounts of people who've actually been in situations like that. They say it doesn't taste very good. Oh, and most of them ate the dead/dying.

If the person died naturally I'd probably go for it. I don't really understand the big deal over cannabilism. What does it matter what happens to a dead body, so long as it isn't rotting somewhere? Seems like most people would be more concerned with the murder to me.
 

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Hello. My name is Donner, and I'd like to invite you all to a party.

It's a rather upscale event, with friends coming in all the way from places like Andale.

I've also managed to convince Dr. Lector to come and give a toast.

The menu will include such things as soybeans and lentil.

I would love to see you all there.



This is the best thread ever! I'm starting to cry in joy!
 

Akai Shizuku

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No cannibalism for me, thanks. Not only is it yuck, but humans are filthy creatures. What if they needed a shower or something?
 

valczir

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Well, I wouldn't want to kill the guy. There's no point. I mean, I'm going to die eventually - when it happens is really not that important to me. To be honest, I'm kinda looking forward to death. Not much in this world I'm gonna miss.

That said, I am very curious as to what human tastes like. So yeah, if he dies first, I'd dig right in. Here's hoping he has a fair amount of fat on him - lean meat is so boring!

Actually, to elaborate (and point out that I'm not entirely joking), I had just such a discussion on my first date (I'm 24, but yes, said date was a month or so ago). I've been wondering about the taste of human flesh so much that I decided that, when I start bothering to think about my will, I may just throw in a clause that states that I am to be served at my funeral. You know, so that other people will get a chance to try out human, even if I don't.

Naturally, such a thing may be illegal, but laws are dumb, and there are always ways around them (if there weren't, I'd go insane).

So yeah, the girl portion of the date thought that was awesome, and volunteered to do the cooking and stuff - or, at least, oversee it so as to be sure that said clause in my will is followed. She is, apparently, as curious about the taste of human as I am, and was excited that she'd get to taste some at some point in the future. It was a fun conversation.
 

lizards

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Curtmiester said:
Question: Why does this person have to be male?
OT: I'd sleep until the storm is over. Waste no energy and no one dies.
maybe if it was a chick the op would use her as his sex slave

that is a very creepy thought
 

Sightless Wisdom

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I'm not going to argue that eating a person would barely give you enough nutrition to live for a day, instead I'll just say: if it would work and I would live, hell yes I'd eat them.
 

dontworryaboutit

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It'd be the perfect way to move up to second-level vegan, assuming they weren't vegan themselves.

And hey, it's just another animal.
 

zahr

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Ah, but I keep lots of goods down in the basement; canned food and the like. I'm good for a couple months.

(I don't view cannibalism as any worse than any other kind of murder. Doesn't bother me - killing someone, on the other hand, does.)

And hey: human blood tastes absolutely delicious, I'd be down with that.