Cat Smuggler Simulator 2013: What Are You Buying?

[SweetShark]

Reply again because just now I realised you where talking about the Cheshire the Cat from The Alice in Wonderland....

Cheshire the Cat was a Ghost in the original story?

I don't know what the cheshire it, but does anyone, one thing is certain one moment here is there another moment here isn't there anymore.

To make this compatible with anything I put in some kind of order [i think the cheshire is not of order] a ghost would be the best area to put it. It exists and yet not, it is and yet isn't!

I check in Wikipedia and I get a Picture how I will draw this Cat.
I didn't realized Cheshire Cats smiles for the big quantities of milk and food they have XD

 

[SweetShark]

1) Area Selection: Your current location -> Mode of travel/cost of travel -> destination
2) Acquired cats
3) Security: Security at current location -> Security at Destination
4) Unique happenstance: Legal status of cats at Location/Destination + Penalties for smuggling cats.
5) Coat Upgrades: Supplied by Wizards of the Coat for a hefty sum per upgrade.
6) Local relations: Favors you can call in from previous buyers/cat suppliers. Possible loan sharks and cat enthusiast organizations.
7) Faction relations: Your current standing within specific countries and in the eyes of various organizations including INTERPOL, CIA, Masonic orders, Cat-worshiping cults, fandoms, etc.

Possible additions: relations with other smugglers? You can sell out another smuggler or two to get the police off your back in case you've been caught. Sometimes other smugglers will try to sell you out if you are doing very well for yourself. What do you think?

OoooOOhHhhHH!!! I love the last one you put in the list!!!
For sure if there was a SandBox Mode in the game would get very chaotic with the enemy forces trying to stop you while you have the help of Yakuza, Bast Worshipers, Lol Cats Fans Hackers, etc.

This is great!!!

 

[Kyle Melville]

I just wanted an excuse to sketch a fat cat... :3

 

[SweetShark]

I just wanted an excuse to sketch a fat cat...

*picture*

Hahaha!!!
I guess this is the Fat Cat. Nice one.
I could use some help with the artworks I am creating just now, because I have only few hours of free time to draw something....
Are you interesting?

 

[Hagi]

Scatcat ( this type of scat [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2wMsnE2cvI] ).

- Makes extreme amounts of noise and is never quiet, you must re-roll all successful concealment rolls.
- Can only be sold to deaf customers.
- Earnings from your Cat YouTube channel are doubled whilst carrying this cat.

 

[Whiptail]

Keyboard Cat?


-Comes with an extra computer keyboard
-Makes computers unusable, can screw with security guards etc
-Can only be sold to computer owners
-You have to bring a computer to transport it, meaning it will take up extra space and is heavier than normal

 

[SweetShark]

Scatcat ( this type of scat [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2wMsnE2cvI] ).

- Makes extreme amounts of noise and is never quiet, you must re-roll all successful concealment rolls.
- Can only be sold to deaf customers.
- Earnings from your Cat YouTube channel are doubled whilst carrying this cat.

Oh Thanks God, at some point I though you meant the other kind of "Scat"......
And I really love the last characteristic you put.

This gave me an idea actually for the game

If you decided to keep some specific cats in your Secret Base, the cat can help you with a lot of things in daily bases

For Examples I have now in my Head:

-Pocket Cat [an Electrify Monster Cat]---Doesn't require from you to pay high amount of Eletricity Bills every month.
-Emergency Foodsupply Cat---Extra Food every Month.
-Cuddly Cat---Extra Happiness every Month.
-Mere Cat [Metal Gear/Hitman Cat]---Keep you more safe from Investigators/Narks.

You get the idea XD

 

[SweetShark]

Keyboard Cat?


-Comes with an extra computer keyboard
-Makes computers unusable, can screw with security guards etc
-Can only be sold to computer owners
-You have to bring a computer to transport it, meaning it will take up extra space and is heavier than normal

I fearing to include this cat....
I saw what happened when they put this specific cat in the game "Scribblenauts"...
But cool ideas I must say ^^

 

[SonofaJohannes]

So this is just a make-your-own-cat-game? I am so in!

Super Cat:

[http://s1120.photobucket.com/user/coolanick/media/Supercat.png.html]

Has an X% chance to fly away and stop crime instead of being sold.

 

[SweetShark]

So this is just a make-your-own-cat-game? I am so in!

Super Cat:


Has an X% chance to fly away and stop crime instead of being sold.

Indeed, you need a Cat with Super Powers to your side XD

What kind of other characteristics do you want to have?

 

[SonofaJohannes]

So this is just a make-your-own-cat-game? I am so in!

Super Cat:


Has an X% chance to fly away and stop crime instead of being sold.

Indeed, you need a Cat with Super Powers to your side XD

What kind of other characteristics do you want to have?

Hmm... when you keep it in the base it flies off to catch criminals, giving you a big income from collecting the bounties.
However, since your cat is a well known superhero, it might give you unwanted attention from the media. Not to mention worsening your relations with criminal organisations.

 

[RJ 17]

Cereal Cat! It's a cat that's constantly trying to eat your cereal! That's all it does, all frickin' day: just sit around and wait for you to pour a bowl of cereal so it can try to eat it. Just remember to tell the people you smuggled said kitty to "No refunds".

Spoiler: Oh wait...they already have a game about that cat. (Warning: lots of shouting and f-bombs contained here-in)

 

[Whiptail]

Keyboard Cat?


-Comes with an extra computer keyboard
-Makes computers unusable, can screw with security guards etc
-Can only be sold to computer owners
-You have to bring a computer to transport it, meaning it will take up extra space and is heavier than normal

I fearing to include this cat....
I saw what happened when they put this specific cat in the game "Scribblenauts"...
But cool ideas I must say ^^

Haha, didn't even know they had one in Scribblenauts, though I was more thinking a computer keyboard since cats seem to like lying on them, specially if you're trying to use it.

 

[SweetShark]

Cereal Cat! It's a cat that's constantly trying to eat your cereal! That's all it does, all frickin' day: just sit around and wait for you to pour a bowl of cereal so it can try to eat it. Just remember to tell the people you smuggled said kitty to "No refunds".

Spoiler: Oh wait...they already have a game about that cat. (Warning: lots of shouting and f-bombs contained her-in)

Except for the people they hate cereals apperently XD
The penalty for having this cat in your Apartment it will be less Food per day.
The positive for this cat, will be.........................................No positive. It will be one of the first problems the Smuggler have.

 

[Vern5]

Cereal Cat! It's a cat that's constantly trying to eat your cereal! That's all it does, all frickin' day: just sit around and wait for you to pour a bowl of cereal so it can try to eat it. Just remember to tell the people you smuggled said kitty to "No refunds".

Spoiler: Oh wait...they already have a game about that cat. (Warning: lots of shouting and f-bombs contained her-in)

Except for the people they hate cereals apperently XD
The penalty for having this cat in your Apartment it will be less Food per day.
The positive for this cat, will be.........................................No positive. It will be one of the first problems the Smuggler have.

-Apartment costs you resources monthly: $ for rent, electricity, water, and Internet (you need internet to check global prices and other rumors).
-Each day costs resources: Food and Time.

I guess the best thing you can do with Cereal cat is just sell it to a meat-market. I've heard that cat is the cheap substitute for dog in some Asian countries. Apparently cats taste terrible.

 

[SweetShark]

I guess the best thing you can do with Cereal cat is just sell it to a meat-market. I've heard that cat is the cheap substitute for dog in some Asian countries. Apparently cats taste terrible.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Not only you are a Hardcore lover to do this kind of act, but also serve all the Gods that are related with the Cats!!!!!!
[Part of my Story I have in my mind XD]

 

[Pinkscare]

Middle Age Cat
- Too old to be cool
- Too young to be old
- Lack of style
- Drinks too much coffee
- Labels himself a realist but is predominately a pessimist

 

[Vern5]

I guess the best thing you can do with Cereal cat is just sell it to a meat-market. I've heard that cat is the cheap substitute for dog in some Asian countries. Apparently cats taste terrible.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Not only you are a Hardcore lover to do this kind of act, but also serve all the Gods that are related with the Cats!!!!!!
[Part of my Story I have in my mind XD]

I got it! You can only sell Cereal Cats to The Breakfast Club.

 

[SweetShark]

Middle Age Cat
- Too old to be cool
- Too young to be old
- Lack of style
- Drinks too much coffee
- Labels himself a realist but is predominately a pessimist

Yep, I immediately picture the cat with a Dad mustache,"I wake up to early" eyes and holding a cup of Black Strong Coffe...
It also hate Fridays.

 

[Firefly9007]

You could easily parody some real cat breeds.

For example:
Russian Blue
-It's a communist. If you keep it around too long it will try to redistribute your wealth. Or, if you're poor, it will actually pay you! (Could be a good mechanic to help out struggling players.)
-If you are caught by law enforcement, you can out it as a spy and get off with a warning. (Well balanced by the risk of keeping one around.)
-It fights your capitalist notions of private enterprise by trying not to be sold. This gives it a small profit margin except to specific customers.
-Resistant to cold.

I'm thinking a blue cat dressed in WWII era Russian army cold weather gear!