Change your legal name right now

[Dapsen]

Ash Ketchum, bitches.

Nuff'

 

[s0denone]

Either Kyosuke Ruysen Dante, or Kayn (no last name, just Kayn) I like them both, and I'm sick of people making the "PP! ahahah, his initials are PP!" joke, I hate those guys.

I take it you are Japanese?

I'd change my name to Thor. It closely resembles my current name, it is just more awesome.

On a serious note though, I would never change my name.

No, I'm quite english, I live in Kansas, Kyosuke Ryusen Dante is a fictional character I made up, and he is a badass and thus, I want his name. He also uses Kayn as an alias some times, and so, another name.

But why would you want a Japanese name you're American?
That's a little odd, isn't it? Meeting Joe the Redneck, wait... He changed his name to Ryu Oromanci. He still looks like Joe the Redneck, he just has a Japanese name. It would be ridiculous on many levels.

I'm not calling you a redneck at all, I'm just defining my point with a hypothetical example.

 

[PoliceBox63]

Doctor Who

In reality I'm telling you cause that's my secret off the grid name O-o

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Either Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster or Harlequin Godpuncher Darth Batman Kazoo Bale III.

[small]Thanks, Cracked![/small]

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

baron von shtizelhiemer. that is all

 

[s0denone]

First my first and last initials are PP, peepee, I get fucked with a lot, second, maybe if my name didn't suck so bad I would have the drive to do something better with myself to earn my awesome new name. Also I love japanese culture, and the last name Dante isn't japanese in the slightest.

Look at that bolded statement.
Are you trying to convince me, or rather yourself?

Also, really? Dante not Japanese? What about "Kyosuke Ryusen", then?

 

[SCUMiNex]

Eidolon Zeta.

 

[Edorf]

Awesome McCool ofcourse

 

[Joe Matsuda]

I like my name...

but since the thread title isn't really asking me if I want to...

Theodore Kord

 

[Cowabungaa]

[HEADING=2]Testosticor Fantastiballs[/HEADING]

I just read that on cracked.com, and I laughed so hard at it.

Seriously though, I'd like to change my name. For my surname I'd just wait until I get married and then take my partner's surname, but I'd like my first name to beeeee....gee I don't know really.

At least something more international. Right now it's...*gulps* Bas, and it's downright revolting in even the language it's supposed to be pronounced in; Dutch. It's even more horrifying in English.

 

[Andsre]

Frederik T. Wellington. Signing with my initials will never be same.

 

[Superkatt]

I wouldnt change my name, Id change someone elses name! Legally change some random friends name to "patient 28" och "testsubject 12". Im sure that it would have freaked me out, in all registers and government papers only be referred to as "testsubject 12". Concpiracy-theorys here I come!