characters that would make terrible roommates.

[deathstrikesquirrel]

Squall from FF VIII, when he isn't having an angst storm he has a gunblade in his hand and his annoying as hell girlfriend would always be coming over

James from Fallout 3, he always leaves right before the electric,heating, and water bills come without any explanation.

 

[deathstrikesquirrel]

Chris Redfield, every time he would get mad he would just break the thing that pissed him off.

not to mention the PTSD from all of the zombie outbreaks and what went down in Africa.

 

[Srkkl]

Chris Redfield, every time he would get mad he would just break the thing that pissed him off.

not to mention the PTSD from all of the zombie outbreaks and what went down in Africa.

I thought it was too obvious to say.

 

[Thiefree]

Mario, clearly! All up on mushrooms, constantly swiping money wherever he finds it, bitching about how his damn woman is always in another castle...

/EDIT:

A SIMS character.

Me: Hey, I am going to the shop you want anything?
SIM: Heble glabdy glee.
Me: Erm, what?
SIM: Rolle, Heble glabdy glee!
Me: Oh... okay.
*months later*
SIM: Fluppey.
Me: Yeah, I did some research... thats not even a real language!
SIM: Cably shooo.
Me: Get out.

Actually, changed my mind, you're so right. A sim would be the WORST. They'd only have to stand around watching the toilet flood or the kitchen burn two or three times before it'd wear thin.

 

[Worgen]

Tidus from final fantasy 10, he would constantly be bringing home father figures to have sex with

Im just kidding, I dont like Tidus

 

[Soulgaunt]

Any one from TF2

Spy: He would either backstab you, or sap the toaster.
Engineer: The sentries would shoot your friends and family.
Scout: He would get into fights with everyone.
Heavy: He would punch out all of your blood for a sandvich.
Pyro: The Pyro would light everthing and everyone on fire.
Soldier: Imagine the electric bill after setting up that huge thing from "Meet the Spy".
Sniper: Jarate.
Demoman: Someone else on this thread mentioned him.
Medic:.....He might be ok, I'm not very sure of how he acts....

 

[deathstrikesquirrel]

Chris Redfield, every time he would get mad he would just break the thing that pissed him off.

not to mention the PTSD from all of the zombie outbreaks and what went down in Africa.

I thought it was too obvious to say.

nothing is too obvious for me >.> . Anywho, that isn't something you don't mention even if it is obvious
Landlord(to Chris' new roommate): just a few ground rules
Roommate: Sure, what is it?
Landlord: don't pick up any sharp objects, or blunt objects around him.
Roommate: why?
Landlord:....... just take my word for it, bad idea.

Edit
Oh, also the paranoia about Pharmaceutical companies

 

[AshbyD]

my oblivion character. belonging ot the dack brotherhood people would just end up dead or drained of their blood him being a vampire and all.

 

[Laura.]

Max Payne. Everyone around him dies...

 

[wannawanna23]

A few come to mind:
1 Altair from Assassins Creed mainly because it would take so much to even look remotely good around him.
Hot date: Who's the guy with all the cool shit and ruggedly handsome?
Me: My room mate.....

2 hours later

From across the room: OH! Altir! YEs

Altair: Im an Ass Ass IN!

 

[wannawanna23]

Max Payne. Everyone around him dies...

That game was good but the Movie was fucking terrible... so disappointed

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I'm surprised that no one said Navi yet. I would hate even being near that.

Because she has to be a [i/]favorite[/i] I doubt many hold her in high regard.

 

[BloodyOne]

Medic:.....He might be ok, I'm not very sure of how he acts....

He would drink all your beer, head out to Oktoberfest each year, and when you get sick, he would heal you, but the Ubercharge would cause you to break whatever you were holding...
EDIT---
AND, he would probably keep shooting you or stabbing you to check if you were a spy.

 

[Lazzi]

I'm surprised that no one said Navi yet. I would hate even being near that.

I can see it now, Im watching TV...

*cue cheesy fade out*

Navi: Hey, listen!
Me:...
Navi: Hey, listen!
Me: not now, TV...
Navi: Hey, listen!
Me: *slams down remote* WHAT DO YOU WANT *****?!

 

[JenXXXJen]

Faye from Cowboy Bebop would be a nightmare, she's still awesome as long as she isn't real though.

 

[Zacharine]

Hk-47

Cleaning up all the carcasses of the little animals he so happily blasts would be quite a bother, as would be his requests for me to join him in some mayhem and carnage.

Or at the very least to assasinate someone.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Navi, or any of the gears of war gang, bunch of drunken frat-boys with shitty facial hair...

 

[Soulgaunt]

Medic:.....He might be ok, I'm not very sure of how he acts....

He would drink all your beer, head out to Oktoberfest each year, and when you get sick, he would heal you, but the Ubercharge would cause you to break whatever you were holding...
EDIT---
AND, he would probably keep shooting you or stabbing you to check if you were a spy.

Ahh, thanks.
I forgot spychecking, that would make it all worse.

 

[The_Echo]

GlaDOS. No explanation needed.

"GlaDOS, did you get the cake for the party like I asked?"

"Yes."

Then later, during the party.... "What the hell!"

Anyways... Quote from Cave Story would probably be an awful roommate, because he never says anything, and he's a robot. If someone spills their drink, and he touches it, I'd have a body to dispose of.

 

[BloodyOne]

Medic:.....He might be ok, I'm not very sure of how he acts....

He would drink all your beer, head out to Oktoberfest each year, and when you get sick, he would heal you, but the Ubercharge would cause you to break whatever you were holding...
EDIT---
AND, he would probably keep shooting you or stabbing you to check if you were a spy.

Ahh, thanks.
I forgot spychecking, that would make it all worse.

Never forget the spycheck...