characters that would make terrible roommates.

[ckam]

Bridget

And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.

Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.

Another way to explain it.

I won't really know what to say to that if I was rooming with him. But anyways I wouldn't like rooming with Otacon.
"Damn it Otacon, I just got a new girl." - Me
"I'm sorry! I didn't know that was going to happen." - Otacon
"You're like the women repeller. You don't only drive women away from us, you also somehow make the girl always die." - Me
"But I thought that since Sunny wasn't effected maybe the curse ward off..." - Otcon
"No buts, and the hell out of here!" - Me

 

[Wadders]

Dr. Steinman springs to mind.

I'm just too damn symmetrical.

Creepy to the max...

I think I'd just move out before he started to try and "modify" me...

Knowing my luck he'd take my legs first.

I guess you could try and drag yourself to freedom just using your arms, but that's easier said than done...

I'd preempt his twisted experiments and take a shovel to his kneecaps whilst he was asleep, thus preventing him from using me as some kind of human "artwork". Does he even sleep though? Now I'm worried... *looks over shoulder*

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Dr. Steinman springs to mind.

I'm just too damn symmetrical.

Creepy to the max...

I think I'd just move out before he started to try and "modify" me...

Knowing my luck he'd take my legs first.

I guess you could try and drag yourself to freedom just using your arms, but that's easier said than done...

I'd preempt his twisted experiments and take a shovel to his kneecaps whilst he was asleep, thus preventing him from using me as some kind of human "artwork". Does he even sleep though? Now I'm worried... *looks over shoulder*

Oh God I hadn't thought about that part.

Looks like I'm sleeping in a boarded up cupboard holding a wrench.

 

[smithy1234]

The walking bomb from Super Mario Bros. for obvious reasons.

 

[Pendragon9]

The protagonist from PONG.

He'd be such an arrogant jerk. "ooh, I started gaming, look at me".

Of course, he'd always be in fights with the arrowhead from Asteroids.

 

[VicunaBlue]

I'd have to say kirby.
Me: Did you eat all the burritos again, you pink sack of fat?
Kirby:
Me: Would you mind coming behind the shed?

 

[gremily]

Q-bert.

"Hey man if you're gonna leave all those lights on I'm not splittin the electric bill."

 

[Harlemura]

The Pyro.
"Dang it, oven won't work again."
"Mmph mm mmmph?"
"NO, NO, NO!"
Well, at least I wouldn't have a room left to be roomates with him.

 

[Wadders]

Dr. Steinman springs to mind.

I'm just too damn symmetrical.

Creepy to the max...

I think I'd just move out before he started to try and "modify" me...

Knowing my luck he'd take my legs first.

I guess you could try and drag yourself to freedom just using your arms, but that's easier said than done...

I'd preempt his twisted experiments and take a shovel to his kneecaps whilst he was asleep, thus preventing him from using me as some kind of human "artwork". Does he even sleep though? Now I'm worried... *looks over shoulder*

Oh God I hadn't thought about that part.

Looks like I'm sleeping in a boarded up cupboard holding a wrench.

It's the only way you can safely ensure that all your body parts stay in their proper places as you sleep.

Well, it's not safe, but at least you will hear him breaking the boards down before he actually gets to you. That should give some warning...

 

[quiet_samurai]

Snake would probably be a bad roomate.

Me "Snake did you do this dishes today?"
Snake "The dishes!?"
Me *sigh* "Nevermind, how about the utility bill? Did you drop off the utility bill?"
Snake "The utility bill!?"
Me "Yeah so we can have water."
Snake "Water!?"
Me "I'm moving."
Snake "Moving!?"

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Dr. Steinman springs to mind.

I'm just too damn symmetrical.

Creepy to the max...

I think I'd just move out before he started to try and "modify" me...

Knowing my luck he'd take my legs first.

I guess you could try and drag yourself to freedom just using your arms, but that's easier said than done...

I'd preempt his twisted experiments and take a shovel to his kneecaps whilst he was asleep, thus preventing him from using me as some kind of human "artwork". Does he even sleep though? Now I'm worried... *looks over shoulder*

Oh God I hadn't thought about that part.

Looks like I'm sleeping in a boarded up cupboard holding a wrench.

It's the only way you can safely ensure that all your body parts stay in their proper places as you sleep.

Well, it's not safe, but at least you will hear him breaking the boards down before he actually gets to you. That should give some warning...

Maybe if I put up mirrors all around the room he'd freak.

 

[Zinaxos]

Spiderman.

The room would be sticky 24/7

 

[Kriptonite]

Sonic, he is gay and spiky. Bad combo. Imagine if you will, you wake up in the morning and you are being poked and raped at the same time. Plus he is annoying.

 

[DasHunterman]

I gotta agree with the guy who chose Harman Smith and would like to add the little fact that he would spend most of the day in a comatose state and you gotta use your TV to talk to him. Also I would advise against intruding on his and his maid's "Us" Time, if you catch my drift. O-o

 

[kuroneko43]

Hmm.. probably Gordon Freeman, think about it:

Hey Gordon, did you take out the trash?
Gordon: ...
Me: sonuvabitch.

LMAO!
I don't think Gordon would be so bad... at least he's quiet. And he's got the grav gun. And he'd be like a free live-in physics tutor!

Following the HL2 theme, Dr. Magnusson would make a horrible roommate. I can think of very few people more self-absorbed and anal-retentive...

 

[dudeman0001]

Solid Snake becuase of his bad smoking habit.

That, and hes more likely than anyone to walk in on you masturbating. Not to mention he'd leave cardboard boxes everywhere.

 

[matteo123]

Moira Brown from Fallout 3.

enough said.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Link, controversially?
I can already hear the resounding 'YAH!'s as he uses any sort of cleaning implement. And the bloody crescendo every time the bastard decides to get something from the fridge..

 

[dudeman0001]

Aerith. She'd die 4 months into the year then haunt your ass for the rest of it.

Actually, wouldn't she be a great roommate? Polite, clean, friendly, maybe able to cook, IDK and not an annoying ****. Sure she has no money and wouldn't be able to pay her part of the rent, but she could pay me some other way. =)