Characters you hate with an unbridled, illogical passion

[William Dickbringer]

Roman Bellic. I fucking hate him. I hate the entire game because of him.

I'm pretty sure I didn't even finish the tutorial.

Hey StBishop Let's go bowling

O.T. I really can't think if any well except for princess peach but who doesn't hate her

 

[go for the eyes]

My top three run as:

1. Aerie (BG2), also known as IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR WINGS ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO HAVE EDWIN KILL YOU.

2. Desmond 'Charisma Vacuum' Miles (AC series)

3. Tali (Mass Effect series) nothing against her personally except that people act like she's one of the greatest NPC's ever when she's really just Visas Marr, only nowhere near as cool.

 

[The Geek Lord]

No, seriously I might as well have been trying to rescue a ham sandwich.

I want to see a game about rescuing a sandvich now. SANDVICH IS CREDIT TO TEAM GAIZ, WE HAS TO RESCUE EET! D:

Anyway.

Spoiler: MOTHER FUCKING EMIL

You know how fucking annoying Tidus is? How he whines because he'll never get back to Wahnarkand and shit? Well, Emil is worse. So much fucking worse. Emil whines because...

... Actually, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO FUCKING KNOW. The entire fucking game he's a completely annoying, whining pussy who can't do FUCKING ANYTHING RIGHT, and not to mention he STILL manages to be A FUCKING GARY STU.

His stupid fucking girly outfit, his stupid fucking face, his complete mental retardation, the fact that he manages to give EVERY FUCKING OTHER CHARACTER A FUCKING MID-LIFE CRISIS.

And then it gets worse. At the end of the fucking game, he decides to stop being a pussy. No, I'm not even exaggerating. He just stops. No fucking character development. Not a single discussion about courage of heart or any stupid shit like that. Nothing.

And the worst part? Apparently, there was a poll in a Japanese magazine about people's favorite characters in games throughout the Tales series.

He scored #4.

Is everyone retarded? Does everyone like having their ears whined off? What the fuck is wrong with humanity? He is the BLATANT HORRIBLE CHARACTER. There is NOTHING good about him. He's supposed to be the fucking good guy and yet he has LESS redeeming qualities than fucking KRATOS. THE FUCKING GOD OF WAR KRATOS.

The entire fucking game was horrible, but this little shitfucker made the whole experience the perfect childhood raping. Fuck that game, fuck everyone who likes it, and more than that, fuck everyone who defends it.

 

[Zarkov]

Am I the only one who has a blind, passionate hate for Link? HE DOESN'T FUCKING TALK and everybody talks at him like he is speaking. I can understand Nintendo not wanting to conform to a voice actor and let the players insert their own voice where his should be, but I at least want a text blurb!

Example:

Link walks into a store and stares at a potion. The storekeeper says "You want that? Ok, it'll be 15 ruppees. Thank you, you have a nice day too."

They talk AT him and give responses as though he were talking and he doesn't. Not a single word. That and have you SEEN Ganondorf? Wikipedia Ganondorf and read his power list. How does he keep losing to a 4 foot elf with a magic sword and 2 attacks?

Well, ahem, HE BREAKS ALL OF MY FUCKING POTS. I have a flower garden outside my house, and EVERY NIGHT HE SNEAKS BY AND BREAKS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. And then when I ask why, he claims there are rubies in them. And in the grass.

Pot head.

 

[Xaio30]

The old hag from KOTOR 2 who's always trying to manipulate everyone when she's not pissing everyone off.

 

[Mallefunction]

Well all my main choices have been ninjaed (Tidus, Desmond, Navi, Miranda, etc)

So I guess I'll say Gary friggin Oak...AKA Blue.

 

[FirstOne617]

The old hag from KOTOR 2 who's always trying to manipulate everyone when she's not pissing everyone off.

Seconded.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Seymour from final fantasy 10. I do think he's a bad character, not only that, he doesn't fucking die, even after I killed. He comes back several times over.

Also, Twilight Sparkle, not a game character though.

 

[teeth]

Steve Burnside from resident evil code veronica X every time I here that nazaly voice I want to punch a tween's face inside out

 

[ReaperGrimm]

Everyone in this dam game
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/SOTLH.jpg
besides Bacchus

 

[pyrosaw]

All the NPC's in Thief 3. I stopped playing because of them.

 

[CyprisVeil]

Tifa Lockheart. Yup.

Edit: Vanille from 13, Ashe from 12, Marta from Tales of Symphonia's horrible sequel...

 

[an874]

The entire cast of Final Fantasy 13, except for Sazh.

 

[Kanatatsu]

All the characters that pop up in those ultra-annoying Bioware ads for Mass Effect 2 and Dragon Age 2 on this site.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Hope from FFXIII. Made me quit that game so damn quick (well, final nail in the coffin)

Vaan from FFXII. Dude are you a chick or what? seriously...

Kefka from FFVI but he was deserving of hate, and did a masterful job of being an absolute dickhole. I salute you Kefka, most badass of badguys you did your job well in making me want to utterly destroy you. Multiple times.

Ok thats it for the FF crowd (there were others but they're tolerable enough to not earn my emnity).

Death from Castlevania: SotN. Dude you stole my gear!!! COME BACK HERE!!!

Otacon from MGS1, I wanted to let the ninja have him. Though he ended up redeeming himself later on, I still wanted to kill the pissypants bastard.

Hendrix from Red Faction. I cannot deny my hatred for this shithead. "Oh, go through that door you'll be safe" *open door into squad of enemies* "Ooops!" I swear he was actively trying to kill me the whole damn game, and when you finally meet him face to face, killing him results in a game over.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

-Der Snippen-

'Course there is. There is an up and a down, there is a right and a wrong, there is a black and a white, there is hate that is logical and one that is not. That's the way the universe goes.

No, hate by it's very nature is irrational and illogical.

No no, that was the beta version. We've upgraded since then.

Upgraded riiiiiiiiiight........ I'm just going to step over here now. *backs away*

 

[NeutralDrow]

Do you have any game characters that you just hate, that just make you physically mad?

Yes, but I have very logical reasons for wanting to flay them and scrape them against stucco walls. I don't hate any characters that much for simply "rubbing me the wrong way," so to speak.

No, the characters I loathe with the force of a tornado are invariably heinous scumbags who badly harm other characters I care about a lot. Therefore, I can't answer your question. I find the illogical hatred other people espouse to be, well...bizarre.

 

[Azex]

yeeeaaa so far all im seeing here are LOGICAL reasons...i mean if you got a reason to hate them, that makes sense to you...thats a logical reason...

so im kinda drawing a blank...there is no one i just straight up hate without a reason...i fucking loathe some dudes in games and anime and what not...but all with reason

 

[Red Albatross]

FFX's Wakka: Tidus was whiny, but Wakka was a superior-acting douchenozzle with a stupid accent. Psst...hey Wakka, trying to act like everyone's annoying older brother just makes you an insufferable twat.

Mass Effect's Ambassador Udina: I know we were supposed to think he's a jerk, but I hate him completely out of proportion to how much the game says I'm supposed to hate him. He's the smuggest fuckcheese imaginable, on top of being everything we're supposed to hate about politicians. Watching Captain Anderson

Spoiler

punch him in the face

was probably one of the most satisfying moments I've had in gaming.