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GeeDave post=18.71454.724598 said:
I can't quite explain it, but chavs actually look like chavs anyway. You can see it in their face, I mean the actual fucking structure of their face.

I'm not going crazy here, someone else has to of noticed it too right? You could line 20 people up, 10 chavs and 10 regular folk... put them all in the same items of clothing and I'd still be able to spot the 10 chavs, easy peasy.

I would actually like an explanation for this.
I've got an explanation: They are ugly --> No-one likes them because they are ugly --> They become pissed off --> They join other ugly, pissed off people --> They wear hoodies to hide their uglyness --> They take out their anger at being unlovely and unliked on passers-by and bus stops --> They cuss with every other word because they think it sounds 'cool' and 'tough'. And the Chav is born...
 

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SecretTacoNinja post=18.71454.768791 said:
GeeDave post=18.71454.724598 said:
I can't quite explain it, but chavs actually look like chavs anyway. You can see it in their face, I mean the actual fucking structure of their face.

I'm not going crazy here, someone else has to of noticed it too right? You could line 20 people up, 10 chavs and 10 regular folk... put them all in the same items of clothing and I'd still be able to spot the 10 chavs, easy peasy.

I would actually like an explanation for this.
I've got an explanation: They are ugly --> No-one likes them because they are ugly --> They become pissed off --> They join other ugly, pissed off people --> They wear hoodies to hide their uglyness --> They take out their anger at being unlovely and unliked on passers-by and bus stops --> They cuss with every other word because they think it sounds 'cool' and 'tough'. And the Chav is born...
That reminds me of Hot Fuzz when they are talking about looking at people properly and he says:

"Well, why is that that guy wearing a hood"

"Because he's fuck ugly"

I laughed my ass off.
 

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A chav is someone who talks like an idiot, acts like an arrogant idiot, and wears burberry.

Maybe we should just shoot them onto the moon? [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2A_YXarUM]
 

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How to spot a chav (male):
- Do they drink in public and smoke?
- Do they hold their balls when they walk?
- Do they say mate after every sentence?
- If from the South, do they say "boom ting" or "buff ting"?
- Do they have no insults past calling you gay or calling your mum a whore?
- Do they wear Burberry or Henri Lloyd?
- Do they throw things at passers-by?
- Do they start fights for no reason?

I could go on... but wearing a hoody is not a criteria. Blame the Daily Mail for that one.
 

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Reaperman Wompa post=18.71454.768811 said:
SecretTacoNinja post=18.71454.768791 said:
GeeDave post=18.71454.724598 said:
I can't quite explain it, but chavs actually look like chavs anyway. You can see it in their face, I mean the actual fucking structure of their face.

I'm not going crazy here, someone else has to of noticed it too right? You could line 20 people up, 10 chavs and 10 regular folk... put them all in the same items of clothing and I'd still be able to spot the 10 chavs, easy peasy.

I would actually like an explanation for this.
I've got an explanation: They are ugly --> No-one likes them because they are ugly --> They become pissed off --> They join other ugly, pissed off people --> They wear hoodies to hide their uglyness --> They take out their anger at being unlovely and unliked on passers-by and bus stops --> They cuss with every other word because they think it sounds 'cool' and 'tough'. And the Chav is born...
That reminds me of Hot Fuzz when they are talking about looking at people properly and he says:

"Well, why is that that guy wearing a hood"

"Because he's fuck ugly"

I laughed my ass off.
That is a simpler way of putting it :D
 

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Geez that sounds pretty bad..

All we have here is a bunch of drunks hanging out at the petrol station late on friday nights..

Then theres the scene kids that hang out in front of hungry jacks in the city hahah
 

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zen5887 post=18.71454.768853 said:
Geez that sounds pretty bad..

All we have here is a bunch of drunks hanging out at the petrol station late on friday nights..

Then theres the scene kids that hang out in front of hungry jacks in the city hahah
It's much worse In Sydney.

Emo's and wanna be gangsters or wanna be skaters are everywhere.

It's absolutely terrible, you can feel yourself getting dumber in their presence.
 

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If they're anything like this [http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm] then you are dealing with a chav. While I'm almost certain this entire thing is a satire, it does honestly encapsulate the stereotype - and frequent reality - of the chav lifestyle.

The 'hoodie' thing comes from chavs generally wearing sports hoodies all the time and doesn't, as such, refer to anybody and everybody who wears said item of clothing. It's a popular type of jacket / sweater so you're hardly going to be damned for it.

The main problem is most of the subculture originates out of low income areas where kids have nothing much else to do but to get together in large groups and lash out at the world around them, which comes from not having enough attention from parents, not being able to relate to others, whatever, handful of reasons.

I don't 'hate' chavs. I'm sure most of them have the potential to be decent people, but they unfortunately fall into social groups and routines that only exacerbate the problem until they're too far gone.

The stereotype, at least as far as I'd think of it, is fairly true to reality though the disturbance any given group of chavs can cause in a community varies from place to place. There are some 'chav' groups who dress and generally act like others only with less criminal activity and are pretty much 'normal' kids with a predisposition for promiscuity, underage drinking on street corners, certain fashion trends and tastes in various media.

At best they're just another clique. At worst they're a serious drain on valuable community resources.

Hope that helps.
 

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Reaperman Wompa post=18.71454.768857 said:
zen5887 post=18.71454.768853 said:
Geez that sounds pretty bad..

All we have here is a bunch of drunks hanging out at the petrol station late on friday nights..

Then theres the scene kids that hang out in front of hungry jacks in the city hahah
It's much worse In Sydney.

Emo's and wanna be gangsters or wanna be skaters are everywhere.

It's absolutely terrible, you can feel yourself getting dumber in their presence.
Yeah at least here they gather in one spot.. The BP or 'death corner'

And there isnt a lot of bashings.. Unlike in the uk... Scary
 

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zen5887 post=18.71454.768875 said:
Reaperman Wompa post=18.71454.768857 said:
zen5887 post=18.71454.768853 said:
Geez that sounds pretty bad..

All we have here is a bunch of drunks hanging out at the petrol station late on friday nights..

Then theres the scene kids that hang out in front of hungry jacks in the city hahah
It's much worse In Sydney.

Emo's and wanna be gangsters or wanna be skaters are everywhere.

It's absolutely terrible, you can feel yourself getting dumber in their presence.
Yeah at least here they gather in one spot.. The BP or 'death corner'

And there isnt a lot of bashings.. Unlike in the uk... Scary
Again in the city there is. "Surfers", "Lebs", "Wogs", "Bikies" and "Aussies" all have their own gangs, as you can see each forming based upon nationality or interests, though not all of each group are like this, just the idiots.
 

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PAGEToap44 post=18.71454.768765 said:
Chavs are the bane of Britain. This is what must happen;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_YhKbrhnY
Everyone seems to have missed out on the video I posted.
 

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PAGEToap44 post=18.71454.768904 said:
PAGEToap44 post=18.71454.768765 said:
Chavs are the bane of Britain. This is what must happen;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_YhKbrhnY
Everyone seems to have missed out on the video I posted.
It was so amazing that everyone who watched it was so awed that they dare not speak it's URL.
 

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I shamefully admit I was dangously close to being a chav.

I woke up one morning to gel my perfectly highlighted hair and about to call my "peeps" (god I hate myself) when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I stood there thinking "what a wanker".
Let my hair grow out (dyed it blue once XD), took up guitar and started to hang out with different people (so much better). I'ld never go back. *shudder*
 

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Reaperman Wompa post=18.71454.768910 said:
PAGEToap44 post=18.71454.768904 said:
PAGEToap44 post=18.71454.768765 said:
Chavs are the bane of Britain. This is what must happen;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_YhKbrhnY
Everyone seems to have missed out on the video I posted.
It was so amazing that everyone who watched it was so awed that they dare not speak it's URL.
I feel like a twat now. Thanks guys.
 

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PAGEToap44 post=18.71454.768919 said:
Reaperman Wompa post=18.71454.768910 said:
PAGEToap44 post=18.71454.768904 said:
PAGEToap44 post=18.71454.768765 said:
Chavs are the bane of Britain. This is what must happen;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_YhKbrhnY
Everyone seems to have missed out on the video I posted.
It was so amazing that everyone who watched it was so awed that they dare not speak it's URL.
I feel like a twat now. Thanks guys.
What'd I do? It's so hard to keep up with my EPIC.... don'tjudgeme!!!
 

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I love how everyone here seems to act like chavs are the devil reincarnated, not realizing that odds are they'll look back on how they act at age fifteen/sixteen/ whatever and think "Wow, I was bloody annoying as well, just in a different and inventive way." It's kind of endearing.

Bleh, honestly though, it's nothing but classism at its worst. There are plenty of people who wear Airmax and are perfectly sociable and nice, but because they have an (irritating) accent and an ear piercing, people walk across the street to avoid them.

To all the people talking about them: go up and talk to someone who's a 'chav' in public. Not in school, because everyone's uptight there because of social groups and other menial stuff, but in public. Just make conversation. Maybe you won't consider them as annoying afterwards or maybe you will, but odds are they won't throw a rock at you straight away like people seem to think.
 

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Anybody Who Characterises People By Looks Are As Idiotic As The Stereotypes They Are Reinforcing
 

MattyboyJ

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Chavs are basically rejects from the gorilla enclosure of london zoo, they could almost be the missing link but then thatd mean we came from the *shudder*
 

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Danny Ocean post=18.71454.769000 said:
Danny Ocean post=18.71454.768812 said:
Maybe we should just shoot them onto the moon? [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2A_YXarUM]
I was being serious.
Oh! Actually! We could use our massive literary skills to persuade the emo's into believing that the Chavs are the source of their problems, and watch the great Chav-emo war unfold.