Hmm, a cheap kill eh?
okay, this isn't really a kill, just really fucking bad karma.
Halo 2, the bridge level on the hardest difficulty. Legendary. Honestly it's not a hard level but this one time....... I was playing co-op with my bro, he's pretty good at it so I figured he could help. I grab the BIG tank and he grabs the warthog. All of our cpu counterparts hop in with him. My slow ass tank couldn't keep up so I just sat back and sniped at the wraiths. I did a good job, leaving little for the covenant to hide behind. My brother then gallantly charges over the bridge to take on the covennant single handed. But just as he gets to the middle of the bridge several ghosts appear. My bro and his handful of a.i's start a high speed battle, at this point I thought it prudent to be of some help since this was on the hardest difficulty so I hop out of my slow ass tank and run like hell towards the epic battle. But by the time I get there the battle was won and my bro was off on the other side of the bridge starting a fight with some banshees.... Depressed I start to walk slowly and solemly through the wreckage that was once an enemy. Now any one who hhas played Halo should remember that the convenant vehicles have this nasty habbit of a delayed exploision. On the bright side they start flipping around and start making washing machine noises in order to warn you, on the bad side they start flipping around and start making washing machine noises in order to warn you. So when I turn around to see what that noise I was hearing was, I was gface to face with a half destroyed ghost. I thought, "no way" and started to walk away.....only to have the freakin ghost magically flop right beside me 5 feet away.
Not normally a cause for concern right?
I mean, I might take some flak but thats what shields are for right?
Wrong!
I could feel the universe imploding on me, going against me....I bolt outright in the opposite direction and I got quite far when I finally hear the WhoooshBANG! that I am so used to being grateful for. So I stop and turned around to inspect the damage, only to be met with the wing of the ghost flying right at me. Here's the kicker, I crouch jumped in order to dodge it*(I have amazing in game reflexs as people who have played me learned). At the appex of my jump the ragdolling wing hits a half blown wraith(that I had destroyed) and flips up after me like a fucking ninja star! It chopped me right in the fucking head, insta kill, gamefucking over! Me and my bro were speachless, well not exactly, he was laughing his ass off and I was deciding how to properly kill bungie for making such a fucking spastic physics engine! Luckily I have yet to have this kind of experience in halo thr.....wait a minute.....
