Child suspended for his religious beliefs

[The Kangaroo]

What about the people who DON'T drink beer?

I can answer this one. The Beer is magical and will taste like anything you want it to taste like, it could taste like a Strawberry milkshake, or a nice cup of tea or even your favorite paint thinner, so it will always be the perfect drink to sate your desire for a drink at that moment.

R'amen

That doesn't make it not beer. You just said it TASTED however you wanted it, that still makes me not want to drink it.
EDIT: I'm kind of atheist, so I don't give half of anything to damn religion.

But it'll taste exactly how you want it to taste

 

[Dusty Donuts]

"Noodly Appendage" Do they actually believe that this whole thing was created by damned noodles? Earth to idiots -- Noodles didn't exist in any pre-historic time.

And the dinosaur fossils were put on earth to test our faith. Because Earth didn't exist at the time the dinosaurs supposedly roamed the earth.

Yes, pastafarianism makes rediculous claims, and knowingly so. But so does every other sect, cult and religion in the world. You can no more disprove the existence of a flying spaghetti monster than you can disprove the existence of God. Yes, most people who follow pastafarianism are perfectly aware it isn't true, and chances are that kid's one of them. But we can't just assume that goes for everyone, since there might very well be nutjobs around that actually believe in it - just like there might be nutjobs around that actually believe in christianity or hinuism.

No matter how rediculous a religion might seem to you, you have to treat it as an equal to the other religions. Because none of them are verifiable, the only thing that separates them is the amount of believers. And hey, there's a large part of the christian clique that don't belive in God either, but people still need to respect their 'faith'.

Bottom line is that either you accept all religion, or you accept none. Otherwise you're discriminating against opinion and faith, which is probably the most undemocratic thing you can do.

Personally I don't really care if they ban religious attire in schools or not - but I do insist that if they ban one type of it, then they should ban them all. Equality, please.

Nope, you obviously just don't give a damn about any other religion except to make fun of them because you don't even know how to spell them...if taking the piss out of any religion is the only point of pastafarianism aimed at the general public who drink beer and watch strippers and are over 18.
Oh, by the way, in my school, people who get "distracted" at some other kid's turban, they get bashed up. I'm atheist as well, so I don't care about religion and any other of the damn bullcrap involved with it. Especially pirate suits or why you're wearing them.
Your so-called savior Bobby Henderson failed to remember that just because two things correlate, doesn't mean they correlate. (Drop In Pirates vs. Increase In Natural Disaster)
Oh, by the way, on the disproving God, what about the mother who said "God will save my girl" and watched her die of some illness. Sure, you could say "It's his will", but that's like saying the every death is his will and you know, that means God is kind of a serial killer because he kills hundreds of people every day. Oh, yeah, same thing for the FSM, except he's/it's/she's a sexual predator.

 

[Mutough]

Oh, replied to the wrong topic... Huh.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Matthew, derived from Mathias, means "gift of God."

sooo....What's your point?

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I wanna be a Jedi Knight

 

[The Kangaroo]

I wanna be a Jedi Knight

Who doesn't?

 

[Mutough]

Matthew, derived from Mathias, means "gift of God."

sooo....What's your point?

I had two topics up and replied to the wrong one.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Matthew, derived from Mathias, means "gift of God."

sooo....What's your point?

I had two topics up and replied to the wrong one.

Oh OK

 

[Mutough]

Matthew, derived from Mathias, means "gift of God."

sooo....What's your point?

I had two topics up and replied to the wrong one.

Oh OK

Yyyyeah... Sorry about that.

 

[Seanchaidh]

This sounds like some retard's way of getting attention for a dumbass religion that just caught on. "Noodly Appendage" Do they actually believe that this whole thing was created by damned noodles? Earth to idiots -- Noodles didn't exist in any pre-historic time.
OT: This kid is obviously just trying to get attention. I can imagine the dumb grin on his face as he stated his reason. He should have been suspended for longer.
Yes, go on, argue with me that Pastafarianism is the most awesome thing ever.
My opinion: It isn't.

You can't disprove the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so why are you arguing about it? You may just be wrong. But if you accept the touch of his noodly appendage, you could enjoy everlasting satiety.

But I DON'T accept the touch of "his noodly appendage", what will happen to me?

The touch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will forever be absent from your life, which is truly the worst outcome one could imagine.

What about the people who DON'T drink beer?

Drink rum instead, obviously.

What about the people who DON'T want to spend an eternity looking at strippers?

... What?

What about the people who use proper words to describe their God's "things" (Noodly is not a word).

Transubstantiation wasn't a word either.

Oh, yeah, I don't think being touched by noodly appendages is a hobby of mine. Some people would call it being a "sexual predator". Just keep that in mind.

Silly man! That is why you must accept the touch of his noodly appendage. You don't gain the grace of God and everlasting life all the everlasting benefits that come from the touch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster without acceptance... and consent.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Snip snipitty

Or else he'd get into trouble

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Palpatine?

 

[The Kangaroo]

Palpatine?

What?

 

[lwm3398]

Ridiculous. What a stupid religion.

<-Christian.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

You know the Emperor bloke in V & VI.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Ridiculous. What a stupid religion.

<-Christian.

And your's isn't?

Spoiler

 

[The Kangaroo]

You know the Emperor bloke in V & VI.

Yes of course i know him but what's your point

 

[lwm3398]

Ridiculous. What a stupid religion.

<-Christian.

And your's isn't?

Spoiler

I made the arrow and the word "Christian" because I was aware of the coincidence.

And it's a bit more complicated than what that poster says, there's tons of words 'n' shit. You wouldn't like it.

 

[Lunar Templar]

once again i simply luagh and shake my head, religion a side, if there's no uniform dress code, the schools staff can f*** right off, an the kid can dress like a pirate if he wants. once again ppl being pissy cause some one wants to stand out and not blend into the rest of the sheep out there

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Well he didn't want to be a Jedi Kngiht, if the quote above me didn't work when you just saw "Palpatine" then some bloke asked me who wouldn't want to be a Jedi Knight.