Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!

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Mr Thin

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Hey, I'm usually the nice one here, but these assholes are begging for a bullet.

And we just bought ourselves such a lovely new rifle.

B.
 

awesomeClaw

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B it is!

You smile and point your rifle at them.
"Yo man, don´t be a fo-" but before he can finish the sentence, you splatter the walls with his brain. Lovisa is in on the game and you gun down every single asshole in the room.
The guy you beat up on the street is damaged and you walk up to him.

"Hey...please..." you shoot him in the head and bust open the bosses door.
"Do-don´t come close! I- i´ll sh-shoot!" screams the boss as he points a gun at you.
You grab his gun and punch him in the face. The boss wimpers and falls over.
"You son of a *****! You killed John!"
You kick him in the face and break his arm.

"Gaaarrrgh!" he screams.
"That´s right, feel the pain ************!" screams Lovisa while cheering.
You pull up your gun and point it at his head.
"WAIT!" he screams.

Before you can pull the trigger, he gives you proposal.
"Look...dude, i´m real sorry bout your friend. W-we didn´t mean nothing...it was just buisness! Y´see...if you let me go...i´ll give you 100000$ I promise!"
He probably wants to transfer it to your account.

A:Let him live.
B:Kill him.
C:Hack his computer and transfer the money anyway.
 

awesomeClaw

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C it is!

You go to his computer and hack his account. He has 250000$ on it. But you can´t transfer more than 100000$ (100000$+)to your own account or it will be investigated by the mods. Where should you transfer the rest of the money?

A:Transfer it to charity.
B:Transfer it to the "Cleaning company"(AKA the local gunstore, so that it can buy more merchandise)
C:Transfer it to your own group.
D:Fuck it, if you can´t have it, nobody can
 

Protocol95

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B. My idea of killing the gun store owner and taking the money and his possesions is sounding better and better isn't it?
 

awesomeClaw

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B it is! (Flipped a coin)

You transfer the rest of the money to the cleaning company and walk up to the boss.
"Um...i guess there is no chance you would let me live even if i can´t give you any money?" he asks.

A:Let him live.
B:Kill him.
 

SoloStoffe

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B.

That fucker killed John.

I told you guys we should've gone straight at the police station!