Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!

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Mr Thin

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A.

Futile, in all likelihood, to vote for other than B. But I shall do it anyway.
 

awesomeClaw

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WOOT! 500 post! Yay me!

B it is!

You pull up your flamethrower and attack the mods. The flame coming out of the flamethrower is...green? It looks like they mixed T-erex with fire to create some kind of T-fire. Cool.
You burn the mods to bacon crisp and help the kid up.
"My mom...no..."
"Hey kid, we don´t have time to moap right here, so if you come along we ca-"

"ME? Coming with you?! You´re the one who killed my mother!"
"WHAT!? That was the mods!"
"But they wouldn´t have done it if you hadn´t interfered!"

Great. This little punk thinks you killed his mom. Now what?

A:punch him in the gut.
B:Barbercue him.
C:Ignore him and walk away.
D:Use the gravity gun to lift him onto a high building.
 

Mcupobob

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A. Then slap him yelling "SNAP OUT OF IT SON THEY WOULD HAVE KILLDED YOU" Then we adopt the kid as our evil sidekick or something.
 

awesomeClaw

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D it is! (Coin)

You pull out your gravity gun and lift up the kid.
"What? Hey...hey dude don´t!" screams the kid.
You put him on the rood off the local supermarket. There´s no way to get down. The kid better hope that someone finds him.

It´s getting late and you get back to base. When you get there, everyone is talking about John. Some have even lighted candles in his honor.
"Hey cheif!" says one of your men.
"Yeah?"
"Did...did John go...painlessly?" he asks.

"Well..." you say.

A:"Yeah, he went quick" (Lie)
B:"No...no he didn´t."
 

awesomeClaw

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B it is!

"No...no he didn´t."
"Oh. Well okay, thanks boss."
"No problem."
You go to your room and go to sleep.

When you wake up, you go to Lovisa. She is sitting in the planning room.
"Oh, you´re awake. C´mon, i wanna show you something."
You walk up to Lovisa and look over her shoulder.
She has three pictures. One has an X over it.

"These are the 3 gang leaders in town. The one we killed yesterday is marked with an X."
"Yeah? And?"
"You see, these guys aren´t really that powerful, but if we let them run loose, they might cause us some trouble. We need to deal with the rest of them."
"Well okay then, i´ll go get my flamethrower!"
"WAIT! If we convince these guys to help us, we could have some serious firepower on our side."

"So either we kill them or we make them join us. Sounds simple enough."
"Yeah, but before we go, let me give you a rundown of the remaining leaders"

CARLA MAJING AND THE VULTURES:

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"Carla started out as an asian immigrant in the void. She worked at the local mall as a security officer before enlisting in the army 2797. She got hurt in battle in 2799 and got sent to the void again. With the stuff she learned in the army, she became a member in the gang know as the Vultures and quickly esclated the ranks until she was the leader."

BARRET AND THE CRIPPERS:

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"Barret started out as a normal guy and lived his normal life until one day when his parents were shot in a tragic "Accident" involving the mods. He swore to take revenge on society and that´s why he started the Crippers. In the beggining, they just did small stuff, like grafitti, but soon enough they started to kill people who weren´t members simply because "Being quiet is agreeing" which he couldn´t stand. He got his scars from a fight-gone-wrong with the mods. He hates The Vultures and is currently at war with them."

Which gang do you want to tackle first?

A:Carla
B:Barret.