Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!
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A it is!
You go into the armory and look around. There is tons of mining equipment here. You see some skeletons lying in some unatural poses.
"This place stinks." complains Lovisa.
You look around and find some small gems on the skeletons and other such small things, but nothing in particular.
However, when you are just about ready to leave, you see a button. Next to it is a dirty sign.
The sign reads:"Do not press this button, it s-" and then it´s so dirty you can´t even read it. You attempt to rub the dirt off, but it doesn´t work.
Should you press the button?
A
ress the button!
Bon´t press the button.
You go into the armory and look around. There is tons of mining equipment here. You see some skeletons lying in some unatural poses.
"This place stinks." complains Lovisa.
You look around and find some small gems on the skeletons and other such small things, but nothing in particular.
However, when you are just about ready to leave, you see a button. Next to it is a dirty sign.
The sign reads:"Do not press this button, it s-" and then it´s so dirty you can´t even read it. You attempt to rub the dirt off, but it doesn´t work.
Should you press the button?
A
ress the button!B
on´t press the button.
But if they're completed, what's their goal in life? There's nothing more for them to do. He will find everything bland, and get depressed, nothing being able to cheer him up, nothing but being pressed. He will even become suicidal, just wishing for someone to melt him of the face of the earth.
Press eet!
Press eet!
A it is!
"What are you doing?" asks John.
You press the button.
Immediatly, the ground starts shaking.
"Argh! You idiot, what the fuck did you do!?" screams Lovisa.
The ground becomes so unsteady that you and John fall over.
"Get up!" screams Lovisa.
You attempt to get up, but the ground is to unsteady. It looks like you´ve started the mining equipment.
Lovisa steps forward and attempts to pull you up.
With Lovisa´s help, you´re able to get up.
However, you hear a large metalic scraping and the roof starts buckling in. You and Lovisa quickly throw yourself out of the room.
Some rocks block the way back in. Suddently, the ground just stops shaking. Looks like the mining equipment isn´t so stable as propaganda would have you believe.
"John! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN!" you scream.
For 5 horrifying seconds, you hear nothing.
"Uh...jesus...*Cough*"
"John! Is that you?!"
"Yeah...Nice going there, asshole!"
"I´m sorry, okay? But that´s not our most pressing issue right now. How are you gonna catch up?"
"I´ll take another route and we´ll catch up at the exit."
"Yeah...okay."
Great. Now you fucked up.
You make your way forward noticing nothing but a few corpes.
Lovisa looks alittle weird.
"Hey, Lovisa, are you okay?"
"No...i feel weird..."
You check her head and...holy crap!
There is a big wound there. She´s probably having a concussion.
You offer to help her walk and she agrees.
About 5 minutes later, she faints.
Alright, soon enough, you´ll reach the exit.
However, when you are just a couple of kilometers away from the exit, you notice there is a big, metal, wall blocking your way. Looks like the mods took some security measures. What now?
There appears to be a nearby oil shaft. Amazing how quickly the goverment could make more oil when it ran out.
The door looks old and sensitive to fire...
A:Break the oil shaft and use the oil to burn down the door!
B:Go through a nearby vent.
C:Use the weird, gooey stuff.
"What are you doing?" asks John.
You press the button.
Immediatly, the ground starts shaking.
"Argh! You idiot, what the fuck did you do!?" screams Lovisa.
The ground becomes so unsteady that you and John fall over.
"Get up!" screams Lovisa.
You attempt to get up, but the ground is to unsteady. It looks like you´ve started the mining equipment.
Lovisa steps forward and attempts to pull you up.
With Lovisa´s help, you´re able to get up.
However, you hear a large metalic scraping and the roof starts buckling in. You and Lovisa quickly throw yourself out of the room.
Some rocks block the way back in. Suddently, the ground just stops shaking. Looks like the mining equipment isn´t so stable as propaganda would have you believe.
"John! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN!" you scream.
For 5 horrifying seconds, you hear nothing.
"Uh...jesus...*Cough*"
"John! Is that you?!"
"Yeah...Nice going there, asshole!"
"I´m sorry, okay? But that´s not our most pressing issue right now. How are you gonna catch up?"
"I´ll take another route and we´ll catch up at the exit."
"Yeah...okay."
Great. Now you fucked up.
You make your way forward noticing nothing but a few corpes.
Lovisa looks alittle weird.
"Hey, Lovisa, are you okay?"
"No...i feel weird..."
You check her head and...holy crap!
There is a big wound there. She´s probably having a concussion.
You offer to help her walk and she agrees.
About 5 minutes later, she faints.
Alright, soon enough, you´ll reach the exit.
However, when you are just a couple of kilometers away from the exit, you notice there is a big, metal, wall blocking your way. Looks like the mods took some security measures. What now?
There appears to be a nearby oil shaft. Amazing how quickly the goverment could make more oil when it ran out.
The door looks old and sensitive to fire...
A:Break the oil shaft and use the oil to burn down the door!
B:Go through a nearby vent.
C:Use the weird, gooey stuff.
C it is!
You put the goo by the door and point your gun at it.
You pull the trigger and feel an intense pain in your right foot.
It looks like the goo bounces bullets. You could probably make an armor out of that when you get out.
Now what?
A:Oil shaft!
B:Vent!
You put the goo by the door and point your gun at it.
You pull the trigger and feel an intense pain in your right foot.
It looks like the goo bounces bullets. You could probably make an armor out of that when you get out.
Now what?
A:Oil shaft!
B:Vent!