Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!

[awesomeClaw]

B it is!

"Let´s go to the tracer room. I´ve had enough fucking oil."
You make your way into the room. The place looks like someone has recently been there.
"Jesus! What´s that awful smell?!"
The answer comes up to you all too soon. You find a corpse with it´s intestines ripped right out. It appears to be fresh. Must have been some fool-hardy teenager that tried to prove something. Poor bastard.

You hear a faint growl and turn around. You see a mutated version of a dog. They must have used these to check where there was oil! Suddently, 5 more dogs come from nowhere and start growling. It looks like they are about to attack!

A:RUN!
B:Fight!

 

[Robert632]

B. Also, are you punishing this guy because he's an asshole.

No, because you failed basic high school knowledge.

Yeah... You knew everyone was going to pick run through the fire because it was the absoulute stupidest thing we could have done there, right?

Ofcourse i did, i just didn´t suspect that you would bang open an oil pipe before. That was what i was referring to. If you just avoided the oil you would´ve made it just fine.

You gave us the option to go through the fire after the pipe was busted open, and you specifically stated that the guy would have made it out somewhat fine if he hadn't of tripped, something you did, not something we did.

A

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

A

 

[Protocol95]

A.

 

[Mcupobob]

A. But first burn it! Burn it all!

 

[awesomeClaw]

A it is!

"RUN!" you scream as you make a mad dash to the exit. The dogs start running after you and just when it looks like they´re about to catch you, a voice is heard.
"Nobody eats my friends!" It´s John.
John opens fire with a flamethrower and the dogs are swiftly turned to bacon.
"Take that!" Screams Lovisa while doing a happy gesture.

"Christ...that was close!" you excaim.
You, John and Lovisa keep moving. You reach a boarded up door and break it open.
You move through what looks like to be some crates and rubble.
Wait...is that...LIGHT!

You run towards the light and smash through a some boards.
"FREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOM!" you scream as your feet meet with mother natures ground.
Finally...you´re out.

What hideout should you take?

A:An old warehouse.
B:An old lab.
C:A retirement home.

 

[Protocol95]

B. Because it has the best chance of being the most chaotic.

 

[Robert632]

A. You'll have some boxes to fall on.

 

[Mr Thin]

What, no option to take the dog bacon? I'd say we've earned a snack.

C. It's a retirement home; the last place anyone would look for a super special secret base.

Also just because it's a retirement home.

 

[awesomeClaw]

C it is! (Rolled a dice)

You make your way to the retirement home and open the door. Odd, anbandoned buildings are usually locked...
Holy shit! It´s not abandoned! You see some old people sitting down and having coffee.
You need to find the appropriate way to deal with this situation.

A:Gun them down.
B:Send them off.
C:Screw it, go to the lab.
D:Screw it, go to the warehouse.

 

[Protocol95]

C. I want chaos!

 

[SoloStoffe]

A. Make them suffer. And steal their coffee. And sex them up.

 

[Robert632]

A.

 

[Mcupobob]

A. Also loved how John came out of nowhere with a flamethrower!

 

[awesomeClaw]

A it is!

"Ok, i´ve had just about enough of this shit!" you exclaim as you pull up your gun and cock it.
You proceed to gundown every single retired person in the home.
When you´re done, you throw the bodies in the garbage and make your way to the others.
"Who, that was quite a ride!" says Lovisa in a satisfied tone.
"Yeah, and we got ourselves a new base!"

MISSON RAPPORT:

MISSION STATUS: SUCCEES

LOSSES:NONE

Now, you got some time of, so what do you wanna do in the new town...

Avaible cash: 100000$

A:Visit the gunshop.
B:Rob someone.
C:Whorehouse(500$)

 

[Protocol95]

C. If ya can't beat it, join it.

 

[SoloStoffe]

C. Fuck yes, we need to get back in character.

<..>

 

[Mr Thin]

C. If ya can't beat it, join it.

The joke waiting there is so obvious, I can't bring myself to make it.

But yes, C. Maybe you'll get Herpes or something.

 

[SoloStoffe]

Woo! Herpes!

 

[Robert632]

C.