Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!
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A it is!
"You see, the thing about that is..." you exclaim.
You pull up your gun and shoot both the mods. They seem pretty dead, so you decide yo run away.
Now what?
A:Gunshop.
B:Go to sleep.
"You see, the thing about that is..." you exclaim.
You pull up your gun and shoot both the mods. They seem pretty dead, so you decide yo run away.
Now what?
A:Gunshop.
B:Go to sleep.
I would agree with sweed, but i don't think that's going to happen, so:
A. GUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
A. GUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
A it is!
You go to the new gunshop and get in.
"Hello, friend! Can i intrest you in any merchandise?"
"No thanks, i´d rather just have a look around."
"Meh. Suit yourself."
You feel in your pockets and notice the weird, gooey stuff.
"Hey, could you make an armor out of this?"
The shopkeeper looks at it.
"Sure can! But it´ll cost ya..."
(You cna combine choices EX: A&B)
Cash:100000$
A:T-erex bazooka 35000$
B:Weird, gooey stuff armor 50000$
C:Hacking device 10000$
D:Ring (Gift) 25000$
E:Ak-50 assualt rifle (Newest model) 75000$
F:Fire-proof shirt 5000$
G:Anti-gravity gun 100000$
H:On second thought, i don´t want anything.
You go to the new gunshop and get in.
"Hello, friend! Can i intrest you in any merchandise?"
"No thanks, i´d rather just have a look around."
"Meh. Suit yourself."
You feel in your pockets and notice the weird, gooey stuff.
"Hey, could you make an armor out of this?"
The shopkeeper looks at it.
"Sure can! But it´ll cost ya..."
(You cna combine choices EX: A&B)
Cash:100000$
A:T-erex bazooka 35000$
B:Weird, gooey stuff armor 50000$
C:Hacking device 10000$
D:Ring (Gift) 25000$
E:Ak-50 assualt rifle (Newest model) 75000$
F:Fire-proof shirt 5000$
G:Anti-gravity gun 100000$
H:On second thought, i don´t want anything.
I would say ring because then we can give it to lovisa and have some fun 
not that we need the ring. but anyway, my final choice:
G. AWSOMNE!!!!!
not that we need the ring. but anyway, my final choice:G. AWSOMNE!!!!!
You idiots just set yourself on fire, and yet no one suggests the fireproof shirt. It's a miracle this asshole's still standing.
Not that I want him to be, so by all means, D. Get that gift. May it offer all the protection against enemies that a gift ring should.
Not that I want him to be, so by all means, D. Get that gift. May it offer all the protection against enemies that a gift ring should.
It's a magic ring that absorbs any dangers to you. It's the ultimate weapon, and it will save the world!!!
Right awesomeClaw? Riiiight?
Right awesomeClaw? Riiiight?
A & D it is!
"A T-erex bazooka and a ring, please"
"Okay, coming right up!"
The clerk hands you the stuff and you walk away. It´s late and you go back to base to sleep.
You fall asleep as soon as you close your eyes.
"Wake up! For fucks sake, wake up!"
Huh...it´s Lovisa...what´s she doing at this hour.
"John´s been kidnapped!"
"WHAT!?" you scream as you jump out of bed.
"He...he was out late yesterday and...he didn´t come back. I got this ransom note."
"Let me see that...THEY WANT 35000$!?"
You put on some clothes and sit down at the planning table.
"Fuck! What the fuck are we gonna do, Lovisa?"
"I don´t know! Let me see that note again."
Lovisa looks at it for a couple of seconds.
"Hey, there´s a signature here!"
You look at it and...that´s odd...it looks like the symbol the gang members we´re wearing yesterday...WHAT THE HELL!?
"The gang! They took him! I´m gonna kill those bastards!"
"Forget it, they probably aren´t keeping John at their base. Killing them would acheive nothing and put us in an even worse status with the gang."
"Yeah...you´re right... Let´s go to the place and see if we can figure something out there."
You go to the ransom spot and see a young, black man walking around.
"Okay, let me do the talking." Whispers Lovisa.
Which one of you should do the talking?
A:You.
B:Lovisa.
"A T-erex bazooka and a ring, please"
"Okay, coming right up!"
The clerk hands you the stuff and you walk away. It´s late and you go back to base to sleep.
You fall asleep as soon as you close your eyes.
"Wake up! For fucks sake, wake up!"
Huh...it´s Lovisa...what´s she doing at this hour.
"John´s been kidnapped!"
"WHAT!?" you scream as you jump out of bed.
"He...he was out late yesterday and...he didn´t come back. I got this ransom note."
"Let me see that...THEY WANT 35000$!?"
You put on some clothes and sit down at the planning table.
"Fuck! What the fuck are we gonna do, Lovisa?"
"I don´t know! Let me see that note again."
Lovisa looks at it for a couple of seconds.
"Hey, there´s a signature here!"
You look at it and...that´s odd...it looks like the symbol the gang members we´re wearing yesterday...WHAT THE HELL!?
"The gang! They took him! I´m gonna kill those bastards!"
"Forget it, they probably aren´t keeping John at their base. Killing them would acheive nothing and put us in an even worse status with the gang."
"Yeah...you´re right... Let´s go to the place and see if we can figure something out there."
You go to the ransom spot and see a young, black man walking around.
"Okay, let me do the talking." Whispers Lovisa.
Which one of you should do the talking?
A:You.
B:Lovisa.