Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!

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SoloStoffe

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B.

Nope, sex, pedophilia, first hand murder, third hand muder, sabotage, infant killing and robbing are his specialties.
 

awesomeClaw

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B it is!

You walk up to the young man.
"Hello. Have you got the money?"
"Yeah, sure." lies Lovisa.
"Good. Because there´s been a change of plans. We want 40000$."

"Hey hey hey, that wasn´t part of the deal!"
"Well, okay. I´ll just call my boss and tell him you refuse to p-"
"Fine, fine. But before that, we need to know John is alright."
The man hands Lovisa a phone. You hear John mumble.
"John, is that you?" says Lovisa.
"Yeah. I think i can guess why you called. I´m alright. By the way, how much did they want? 1000$? 30000$? 40000$?"
"40000$." says Lovisa.
She puts down the phone and gives it to the man.

"Have you made your decision?"
"Soon, just let me talk too my companion." says Lovisa.
She turns to you and whispers:
"Okay, on three, we whack this fucker."
"But we don´t know where John is."
"Leave that to me."

"Excuse me, have you made your decision?"

A:Kill him.
B:pay the cash (40000$-)
 

RockyH

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A. But don't kill him, there should be a torture Johns location out of him option.
 

Mcupobob

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A.

Or we could torture him to give us the answers, after words send him back to his base with a T-grenade if we have any making him blow up apon return.

But A is also good.
 

awesomeClaw

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A it is!

"Hello! Have you made your decision?"
"Yeah. We´ve made our decision."
With those words, you and Lovisa turn around and blast the man to kingdom come.
"Good! Now come on! I know where John is!"
"But how?"

"Did you notice his irregular speach patern on the phone? The answer is Yiib street 134!"
How did she figure that out?
"And if you´re wrong?"
"I won´t be."

You run twards the place. According to a map, it´s on a deserted road.
"Hey, look! What the fuck is that?!"
There are pieces of glass and nails all over the main road.
"Let´s use the sidewalk!" you scream.

You see a small house with a garage.
You hear Johns voice...but...it´s not in his usual calm, collected tone. It sounds like he´s panicking.
"Oh god no please don´t do it no! Stop! Help! HELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP! shit fuck HRHHHHHAHDGHAGDHBJ!" screams John.

"Oh jesus, what are they doing to him?!" You ask Lovisa.
The garage port opens and you get your answer. John is tied to a monster truck. That explains the glass...and the nails...Oh shit, you gotta save him!
But before you can shoot the driver, the truck starts driving. John scream in pain. It won´t take long until he bites the dust. You make your way to the garage and look around for a car.

Which car should you take?

A.Sport car.
B:Military jeep.
C:Truck.
D:Regular car.
 

Mcupobob

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A.This situation requires speed and percision. Don't forgot the sporty sunglasses in lying on the dashbord.
 

awesomeClaw

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B it is!

You jump into the jeep.
"Lovisa, you drive!" you scream.
Lovisa get´s in and you start driving after the monster truck. John is screaming in agony as he´s dragged after the monster truck.

"Christ, the road is destroying our tires! Hang on!" screams Lovisa
John is desperatly trying to protect his head and is taking a vicious beating. SHIT!
The jeep is marginaly slower than the monster truck and it doesn´t look like you can ram it off the road. Not that you would want to, anyway.

You continue to drive after the monster truck. You reach a long straight-road. It looks like you can take a shot. You get up and lean over the front-window and start aiming.

Where should you shoot?

A:The driver!
B:The wheels!
C:The gas tank!
D:The chain holding John!
E:Fuck this, pistols are wimpy. Use the T-erex bazooka!
 

Mr Thin

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D. An unlikely shot, but the only one that, if successful, guarantees John's safety.