Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!

[awesomeClaw]

C it is!

You go to the whorehouse and sleep with some whores.
After that, you decide to walk around town.
You´re walking through an alley as two black men come up to you.
"Yo, man, you can´t be walkin` here! This here is our turf!" says Black man #1

"Yeah. In normal case, we´d kill you, but i like your face. We´ll let you off the hook for the reasonable price off 1000$." says black man #2.
"Huh. A thousand dollars, ey? Let me think..."

A:Teach these punks a lesson in manners.
Bay up.
C:RUN!

 

[SoloStoffe]

A.

 

[Robert632]

A. Lets piss off a gang in the new town, shall we.

 

[awesomeClaw]

A it is!

"Let me think...NO!" you scream as you headbutt black man #1.
You kick the other guy in the shin and use the momentum to punch him in the face.
You turn to the first and swiftly knock him out with a kick to the face.
The other man looks scared and you kick him in stomach and he falls over. He begins to crawl away.

"Yo...the boss won´t let you do this to me man...no sir...there gonna be trouble in tha hood, you can be sure of that..."
"Shut up."
You kick him in the face and knock him out.

Now what?

A:Gunshop.
B:Rob someone.
C:Go back to base.

 

[SoloStoffe]

B, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[RockyH]

B. ^What he said

 

[Robert632]

B. We'll get more money for buying guns and such from it.

 

[Mcupobob]

B. Those punks think their boss is gonna do something? After guning to a retirement home, we took a trip to a whorehouse. Beat up his thugs and now where gonna rob someone in a horrible way prolly.

 

[RockyH]

Thanks Mcupobob, you've made me realize how much of a jackass our character is.

 

[Protocol95]

B. Why the hell not?

 

[Mr Thin]

A. Who knows what terrors await us while we traverse 'tha hood'. Better stock up on dakka just in case.

 

[awesomeClaw]

B it is!

You wait in an alley for some dude to show up. A man shows up and you rob him blind. He had 500$ on him. SCORE!
You get back to base and check up on how the others are doing. Almost all your soldiers have arrived and they are setting up the defences.

Now what?

A:Gunshop
B:Have a beer
C:Go to sleep

 

[BloodyThoughts]

C: You know, being a jackass rapist baby killer thief is hard work. We deserve a Siesta, don't you guys think?

 

[Venom 3135]

A. GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS:

Spoiler: guns...

 

[RockyH]

B.

 

[SoloStoffe]

B. EER!

 

[Mr Thin]

A. But not the kind of guns venom wants.

 

[Mcupobob]

B. Why not get wasted on top of all that?

 

[Protocol95]

A. Though like Mr. Thin said, not the ones venom wants.

 

[awesomeClaw]

B it is!

You go to the local bar and get wasted. Whenyou walk out, a couple of mods approach.
"Hey dickhead, we need to see your ID. Whip it out."
You search your pockets for something to give them. Sadly, you forgot your ID at the base.
Dammit! You need to get away somehow!

"So what´s it gonna be, asshole?" says one of the mods.

A:Kill them.
B:RUN!
C:Try to fake them out(50%)