Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!

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Venom 3135

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@Deathless: That is incorrect. She has used plenty of swords before.

I wanna say BCD, but to help the lazer sword I say:


A!
 

awesomeClaw

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B,C and D it is!

"Thank you!" says the shop-keeper.
You put on the Suit and...woah. Your whole body seems to merge with the suit. You feel stronger, faster, deadlier...
You run out to the street and try jumping. WOW! You jumped 1 meter up in the air without even trying!

You try running up a building and...it works! It actually works!
"Odd. That doesn´t work when we try it." says Kathleen.
"Well, this is probably Grahams suit, and his suit was adapted to being a sword-fighter, so...yeah."

You put on the helmet.
Nothing special about this. Maybe there´s some command.
You look around and feel a sharp sting in your head.
"Connection confirmed." says a voice in your head.

You try thinking: "Nightvision"
Nothing happens.
You concentrate on nightvision and...it works!
You concentrate on analyse and a bunch of bubbles appear around Paul and Kathleen telling their age, sex, and weak points. Nothing on Daniel though.

You pull up the gun. You shoot against a wall.
Nothing special.
"I think the storekeeper didn´t realise that things true potential. But i don´t what Grahams password was."
"How about...my name is Graham?"

The gun starts morphing in your hand. It turns into some kind of alien blaster.
You fire against the wall again.
The gun shoot out a small bullet of pure energy.
It burns a small hole in the building.
"DAMN! That´s solid stone!"

You and the rest of the guys - Paul, Kathleen and Daniel - walk back to base.
"The mods won´t recover from this blow. They´re lost. All we need to do is to take the doomsday weapon, and then Russ will be lost."
"Tomorrow, we bring down the Doomsday weapon!" you scream to your men!

"Hurrah! For our new leader, LOVISA!" screams a man.
"HURRAH!"
You walk in to the planning room.
"It´s pretty late, but you should be able to do one last thing in town before the shops close up."

What do you want to do? (Last time in town for a long time.)

A:Get some vodka.
B:Hire a prostitute - Male.
C:Hire a prostitute - Female.
D:Go back to the poor part of town and apoligize to that bar-keeper your friend scammed.
E:Do nothing.
 

awesomeClaw

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C it is!

You go to the whorehouse adn hire a female prostitute named "Sally"
You have a wild night of girl-on-girl sex.
In the morning, you remember the bill. But you don´t have any money!
"Excuse me lady, but the fee was 500$. So pay up!"

What now?

A:Kill her.
B:RUN!
C:promise you´ll get her the money.
 

awesomeClaw

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C it is!

"Look, i don´t have the money. I´m sorry. I promise i´ll get them to you as soon as possible."
"Well...okay." she says.
You walk out of the whorehouse and get back to base.
The men are nervous. Why wouldn´t they be? If you lose, the mods...well they won´t recover, but it´ll take years until you´ve weakened them enough for another try.

You get into the planning room.
"Kath, what´s the plan?"
"Well, it get´s kinda complicated, so listen up. The Doomsday control building is heavily guarded. They have anti-air, mounted machine-guns and other nasty things. So if we want to even have a chance of taking over, we need to eliminate the Anti-air as soon as possible. Daniel and the Gatekeepers will take care of that."

"You have our sword, Master Lovisa."
"Yeah...anyway. After the Anti-air is done you and i will fly the helicopter and take down any and all resistance on the roof. After that, we land the helicopter, get in, hack the computer and take over the doomsday building. After that, taking over the rest of the world will be a piece of cake. After we kill Pitt, that is. Under this time Paul and your men will be distracting them by killing the ground troops."

"Sounds good to me."
"Yeah. But before that, you need to talk to your men. They´re nervous."
"I noticed. Okay."
You walk up to a box and turn it upside-down.

"Attention please!"
All your men look at you.
Time to hold your speech.

A:Encouraging speech.
B:Angry (At soldiers) speech.
C:Threatening (Towards the mods) speech.
D:I´m not holding some stupid speech.
 

Venom 3135

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awesomeClaw said:


I hate speeches.

Um...what do you mean? Agry as in angry with the soldiers? Threatening our own men? Could you be a bit clearer please?
 

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C it is!

All the men look at you.
"As you all know, today is the day we attack the doomsday weapon. And i´m not going to lie. The mods say we can´t do it. In the same way they said we can´t rebel, we can´t resist, we can´t attack...but we could. And i´ll be damned if i´m going to let some dickhead mod say that we can´t do this! Am i right!?"

All the men scream.
"This day, the mods will fall! We will destroy them! And then, justice will befall on this land! AND THEY WILL DIE! DEATH TO DICTATORS!" you screm.
"DEATH TO DICTATORS!" screams the men.
You walk to the helicopter with Kathleen.

You enter the helicopter.
"Lovisa?"
"Yeah?"
"It´s just...If one of us doesn´t make it today...i want you to know...you´re a good leader."
"Thanks. You´re a good soldier, Kathleen."

You fly to the building, but stop 10 miles away.
"How do we know when Daniel and his men have started the attack?"
Kathleen chuckles.
"You´ll see."
You wait for what must be an eternity until you hear a loud bang.

"That´s the signal! Let´s go!"
You fly the helicopter to the building. The anti-air has been taken out.
The mods are desperately fighting against Paul and your men on the ground. Most don´t even notice the helicopter, and the ones who do usually get shot within seconds for being distracted.

You strafe over the building and press a button.
"Missil ready to launch. Show your target."
You focuse on "Anlyse" and some bubbles pop up telling you where to shoot.
There´s an oil tanker on the roof.
You fire the missile on it.

The tanker explodes, blowing a huge hole in the roof and at the same time killing most of the mods on the roof.
You gun the rest down with the miniguns.
One particular mod tries running away when you´re landing.
You do a swift trick and slice him in half with the helicopter blades.

You and Kathleen land on the roof and jump down the hole.
Most mods inside are distracted with somwthing, and gunning them down is easy.
The energy bullet is effective as hell.
You grab a mod and psuh him out the window.

You look at a map of the building. The control room is one floor down.
You rush to the stairs and get to the control room.
Suddently, everything get´s eerily quiet.
"What the hell?" you mumble.

You look at Kathleen. She looks equally suprised.
You walk up to the control panel. There´s a big computer screen above it.
"Here, use this USB. When you plug it in, we´ll just have to prevent anyone from taking it out for 5 minutes."
You put the USB in the panel.

The screen buzzes and shows a loading bar.
"Loading new commands. Please wait."
"Wow. You´d think they would´ve had more security."
"They probably thought noone would ever get this far."

Suddently, you hear a noise.
A man comes crashing through the roof and lands on Kathleen.
The man is covered in a robot suit.
It´s Russ Pitt!

Kathleen is unconcious.
"PITT! Why is it so quiet outside."
"I knocked out all your men. They´re not dead. I promise."
"Really? Why this sudden onslaught of kindness?"
"I always suspected this would happen. Someone would eventually rebel. I also suspected they would win. And you have won. But i have one last request."

"Fight me. I want to know that the woman who will replace me is strong. Strong enough to lead this world into greatness."
"Fine Pitt. Let´s dance." Guns won´t do you any good now.
Pitt attacks first and throws you upwards and through the celing. You land on the remenants of the roof.

Ow...that hurt...
You slowly get up an- BAM!
Pitt hits you with a kick in the chin. You stumble backwards and spit out some blood. Your mouth tastes like blood.
He pulls up an axe and stabs at you.
You dodge and kick it out of his hand.

He attacks you with a karate chop, but you take his arm and break it. You hear a massive scream.
"That was for Sarah!" you scream.
You run forward and do a jump kick.
Russ almost falls of the roof but manages to pull himself up with his undamaged arm.

Russ get´s into a battle position and tries to perform a tackle. You use your suit and run up a wall and land behind Pitt.
He looks confused, giving you enough time to throw him into another wall. That wall was 20 meters away! Man, you´re strong!
Russ get´s up from that too...but his arm doesn´t look right. It´s misplaced in an awful direction.

"That was for CHUCK!"
Russ runs forward, but you dodge and use your strength to make him fall over, upon hich you break his leg.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAGJJJJJJJJJJJJJH!"screams Pitt.
"That was for JOHN!"

He starts crawling away.
"You´ve killed my father...you´ve killed my best friend...you´ve killed everyone i´ve ever known...and now, i´m going to kill you!"
Russ get´s to the edge of the roof.
He get´s up despite his broken leg.

"You win...i give up..."
"No Pitt. It´s to late to surrender."
with those words, you run forward and perform a double jump kick sending Pitt of the roof.
"THAT WAS FOR MY FRIEND!"

There. Russ Pitt is dead.
You junp down the hole and walk up to Kathleen.
"You okay, sis?"
She wakes up.
"Yeah...what happend?"

"Russ Pitt. He´s dead now."
"Holy shit! You killed him?!
"He´s dead as a stone."
You look at the computer.

Download complete.
You walk up to the control panel.
Everything you´vebeen fighting for...infront of your eyes.
"What now?"

"What now? Now, we wake the men, then we tell the rest of the city, and then we inforce a new president."
"an after that?"
"hen we get really fucking wasted."

You wake the men. They seem confused but happy at the news that Russ pitt is dead.
You walk up to Daniel.
He has already woken up.
"So what will you do now Daniel?"

"That´s the beauty about being immortal. You never know where life will take you."
"So you´re leaving?"
He smiles.
"Goodbye master Lovisa. Perhaps we´ll cross ways again."

He leaps off
You go to the city and spread the news.
People chear.
"al hail Lovisa!"they scream.

You go to Russ Pitt´s mansion. All the townfolks follow you.
It´s time to select a new leader. Paul isn´t the best choice, so it´s between you and Kathleen.

Final choice:

A:Kathleen.
B:You.