Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!
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B it is!
"Seal of the base!" you scream.
A soldier presses a button and some bars come up and block the window.
Some other soldier presses another button and a metal door covers the regular doors.
"Wow! You built all that in a retirement home!?"
"No, it was already built in."
"..."
The Bandits are deperatly clawing at the barricades trying to get in.
You sit down on a chair.
"First day at work and a psychopatic dictator releases a bunch of ravenous, flesh eating monsters. Great." says Kathleen.
How are you going to destroy the Bandits?
Wait...maybe you don´t have to destroy them...maybe you can reprogram them!
But where could the mods keep the control for the Bandits?
A:FBM
B:At the doomsday weapon.
C:Go see if Carla Majing and the Vultures know something.
"Seal of the base!" you scream.
A soldier presses a button and some bars come up and block the window.
Some other soldier presses another button and a metal door covers the regular doors.
"Wow! You built all that in a retirement home!?"
"No, it was already built in."
"..."
The Bandits are deperatly clawing at the barricades trying to get in.
You sit down on a chair.
"First day at work and a psychopatic dictator releases a bunch of ravenous, flesh eating monsters. Great." says Kathleen.
How are you going to destroy the Bandits?
Wait...maybe you don´t have to destroy them...maybe you can reprogram them!
But where could the mods keep the control for the Bandits?
A:FBM
B:At the doomsday weapon.
C:Go see if Carla Majing and the Vultures know something.
C it is!
"Okay, we can´t just stay here. Let´s go out and see if Carla knows something." you say.
"And how do you suppose we get out? We open the doors and let the ravenous, hungry monsters in? Yeah, can´t see anyway that can go wrong." says Kathleen.
"Well, i thought we co-"
"Wait, i have a much better idea! As you might have noticed, Paul here is a rather um..."big" fellow. Do you have a helicopter on the roof?"
"Yes, it´s hidden by a force field. How come?"
"If Paul could smash through the roof, we could use the helicopter to get to Carla!"
"Did you forget Bandits can climb on stuff?"
"They´ll be to busy by the firecrackers your men will be blowing of inside, right?"
"Firecrackers? Well, i do think my friend had a secret stash of them in the basement, but are you sure that´ll be enough?"
"Kinda´."
"Alright. Sounds better then my plan."
"Good. Paul, are you in?"
Paul grunts.
"Good."
You instruct your men and Paul prepare to smash through the roof.
He pounds the roof with the strength of a tank.
The roof breaks down and Paul helps you get up.
Good god...the bandits...they´re...so many...
There must be more than 400000 of them. That you can see! All trying to get in...you better hurry, because that barricade won´t hold them off to long!
You deactivate the force field around the helicopter and get in.
Paul and Kathleen follow. As Kathleen said, the Bandits don´t even notice you. Stupid bastards.
You fly to Carla´s mansion. Odd. The Bandits aren´t attacking it.
You land beside her property and get in. No guards are outside.
You get in her mansion and walk upstairs.
"Excellent. You will get your part in the mod´s - and 7500000$ million dollars - as promised. I´m glad you could help us."
"No worry."
"Carla! What the hell is going on here?!" you smash into the room and Kathleen and Paul follows.
The mod pulls up a pistol, but Kathleen is to fast and hits him with some deadly snake venom.
Carla backs up a little.
"Balls. I suppose you never really come out on top in these kind of things..."
"What were you talking about?"
"When your little "Friend" came over to sleep with me, i planted a bug on his clothes when he was asleep. How did you think Russ knew where you were going all the time?"
"My god. Stabbed in the heart, and you´re to blame, you give love a bad name!" you scream!
"Your friend isn´t exactly the zenet of romantic conquest you know. He blew his load thirty seconds in."
"So what now?"
"Well i doubt you´ll let me just wander out of here, so either we have a climactic battle to the death or you command your little poison-spitter to fire some juice into me and have me spaz out or something."
A:Command kathleen to poison her.
B:Climactic battle to the death!
"Okay, we can´t just stay here. Let´s go out and see if Carla knows something." you say.
"And how do you suppose we get out? We open the doors and let the ravenous, hungry monsters in? Yeah, can´t see anyway that can go wrong." says Kathleen.
"Well, i thought we co-"
"Wait, i have a much better idea! As you might have noticed, Paul here is a rather um..."big" fellow. Do you have a helicopter on the roof?"
"Yes, it´s hidden by a force field. How come?"
"If Paul could smash through the roof, we could use the helicopter to get to Carla!"
"Did you forget Bandits can climb on stuff?"
"They´ll be to busy by the firecrackers your men will be blowing of inside, right?"
"Firecrackers? Well, i do think my friend had a secret stash of them in the basement, but are you sure that´ll be enough?"
"Kinda´."
"Alright. Sounds better then my plan."
"Good. Paul, are you in?"
Paul grunts.
"Good."
You instruct your men and Paul prepare to smash through the roof.
He pounds the roof with the strength of a tank.
The roof breaks down and Paul helps you get up.
Good god...the bandits...they´re...so many...
There must be more than 400000 of them. That you can see! All trying to get in...you better hurry, because that barricade won´t hold them off to long!
You deactivate the force field around the helicopter and get in.
Paul and Kathleen follow. As Kathleen said, the Bandits don´t even notice you. Stupid bastards.
You fly to Carla´s mansion. Odd. The Bandits aren´t attacking it.
You land beside her property and get in. No guards are outside.
You get in her mansion and walk upstairs.
"Excellent. You will get your part in the mod´s - and 7500000$ million dollars - as promised. I´m glad you could help us."
"No worry."
"Carla! What the hell is going on here?!" you smash into the room and Kathleen and Paul follows.
The mod pulls up a pistol, but Kathleen is to fast and hits him with some deadly snake venom.
Carla backs up a little.
"Balls. I suppose you never really come out on top in these kind of things..."
"What were you talking about?"
"When your little "Friend" came over to sleep with me, i planted a bug on his clothes when he was asleep. How did you think Russ knew where you were going all the time?"
"My god. Stabbed in the heart, and you´re to blame, you give love a bad name!" you scream!
"Your friend isn´t exactly the zenet of romantic conquest you know. He blew his load thirty seconds in."
"So what now?"
"Well i doubt you´ll let me just wander out of here, so either we have a climactic battle to the death or you command your little poison-spitter to fire some juice into me and have me spaz out or something."
A:Command kathleen to poison her.
B:Climactic battle to the death!
B it is!
"I lke to give everyone a fair chance to beat me before i kill them."
"Thank you. If you defeat me, files on the Bandits are in my desk."
She pulls up a "Katana" and attacks you. You dodge the attack and hit her in the head with a stapler you found on a table next to you.
"Gyargh!" screams Carla.
She stumbles backwards and drops her sword. You pick it up and attack her with it.
SLICE! Carla´s arm falls to the ground with a splat.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
She falls to the ground and starts rolling around.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!"
"Need a hand?" you ask.
She calms down and stops screaming.
What´s left of her arm is bleading like crazy. She won´t survive for more than five minutes, tops.
"Please...you have won...i cannot survive these wounds. I beg of you...end my pain."
After you´re done with her you´ll get the files and reprogram the Bandits.
What now?
A:End her suffering.
B
o nothing.
C:Stomp on her.
"I lke to give everyone a fair chance to beat me before i kill them."
"Thank you. If you defeat me, files on the Bandits are in my desk."
She pulls up a "Katana" and attacks you. You dodge the attack and hit her in the head with a stapler you found on a table next to you.
"Gyargh!" screams Carla.
She stumbles backwards and drops her sword. You pick it up and attack her with it.
SLICE! Carla´s arm falls to the ground with a splat.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
She falls to the ground and starts rolling around.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!"
"Need a hand?" you ask.
She calms down and stops screaming.
What´s left of her arm is bleading like crazy. She won´t survive for more than five minutes, tops.
"Please...you have won...i cannot survive these wounds. I beg of you...end my pain."
After you´re done with her you´ll get the files and reprogram the Bandits.
What now?
A:End her suffering.
B
o nothing.C:Stomp on her.