Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!
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A it is!
You charge forward and stab him in the gut.
You quickly run into the elevator before any mod can see you.
Puh. Close one.
When the doors open, you are treated to a large room with lots of tech.
You walk up to a speaker.
If only you had that hacking device your partner had now...
You continue to walk around until you see a massive button saying "Manual satelite controller"
You walk up to it and press it.
A massive map of the galaxy pops up.
A soothing computer voice asks you "Where would you like to direct the satelite?"
"Mars." you respond.
"*beep* Negative, satelite does not posses enough fuel to go to mars. Earth only."
"Okay then, Earth."
"Warning. Directing the satelite to earth without prior preperation for landing may cause a crash. Are you sure you want to direct the satelite to earth?"
"Yes."
Suddently, Russ pitts head pops up infront of you on a massive screen.
"You retarded monkey. You don´t realise what you´ve just done, do you?"
"I´ve commanded a computer to wreck your shit?" you ask.
"Perhaps. But what you didn´t know is that the satelite is armed with a massive nuclear load. enough to exterminate an entire country."
FUCK!
"Computer, where on earth is the satelite going?!"
"Europe."
Shit shit shit!
"Direct it in to the ocean!" you scream.
"Negative. Their is no landing pad in the ocean. Please select a country. Current country: Germany. What country would you like to direct it to?"
"THE OCEAN!" you scream
"Please select a country."
Choose the country you want to direct it too!
Just say a country. No A or B needed.
*Note: It hasto be a country in europe.
You charge forward and stab him in the gut.
You quickly run into the elevator before any mod can see you.
Puh. Close one.
When the doors open, you are treated to a large room with lots of tech.
You walk up to a speaker.
If only you had that hacking device your partner had now...
You continue to walk around until you see a massive button saying "Manual satelite controller"
You walk up to it and press it.
A massive map of the galaxy pops up.
A soothing computer voice asks you "Where would you like to direct the satelite?"
"Mars." you respond.
"*beep* Negative, satelite does not posses enough fuel to go to mars. Earth only."
"Okay then, Earth."
"Warning. Directing the satelite to earth without prior preperation for landing may cause a crash. Are you sure you want to direct the satelite to earth?"
"Yes."
Suddently, Russ pitts head pops up infront of you on a massive screen.
"You retarded monkey. You don´t realise what you´ve just done, do you?"
"I´ve commanded a computer to wreck your shit?" you ask.
"Perhaps. But what you didn´t know is that the satelite is armed with a massive nuclear load. enough to exterminate an entire country."
FUCK!
"Computer, where on earth is the satelite going?!"
"Europe."
Shit shit shit!
"Direct it in to the ocean!" you scream.
"Negative. Their is no landing pad in the ocean. Please select a country. Current country: Germany. What country would you like to direct it to?"
"THE OCEAN!" you scream
"Please select a country."
Choose the country you want to direct it too!
Just say a country. No A or B needed.
*Note: It hasto be a country in europe.
France (I'm not racist, I just picked at random)
A note for Awsomne claw: If we take part in this question, couldn't someone accuse us of racism? Also, if it has enough fuel to change to another country and it can't even move a coupple of miles to the side to hit the ocean, how does that make sense? Please explain.
A note for Awsomne claw: If we take part in this question, couldn't someone accuse us of racism? Also, if it has enough fuel to change to another country and it can't even move a coupple of miles to the side to hit the ocean, how does that make sense? Please explain.
Yeah, that is kind of stupid. I´ll change it up, just a second.venom 3135 said:
EDIT: Also, the racism thing is supposed to be there. No matter what you do, someone loses.
Italy it is!
"Italy!" you scream.
"Directing satelite to: Italy." answers the computer.
Russ isn´t on the screen anymore. Instead, it´s a security camera in Italy, rome.
You see people walking around, laughing, kissing, crying...not aware that their lives would end soon.
"Christ...what have i done?" you ask.
"I wondered that too, my dear lady." answers a voice.
You turn around and...it´s Yahtzee!
"I heard you and your little friend got out. Also heard your buddy was slightly more dead then you. Can´t say i´ll miss him."
"Why Yahtzee? Why did you knock him out?"
"I hadto. He could´ve interfered with my revenge, and we can´t have that, can we? But i´m sure you´ll be much more reasonable, right?"
FINAL DESCISION
Who do you want as your companion?
A:LRR team.
B:Yahtzee.
"Italy!" you scream.
"Directing satelite to: Italy." answers the computer.
Russ isn´t on the screen anymore. Instead, it´s a security camera in Italy, rome.
You see people walking around, laughing, kissing, crying...not aware that their lives would end soon.
"Christ...what have i done?" you ask.
"I wondered that too, my dear lady." answers a voice.
You turn around and...it´s Yahtzee!
"I heard you and your little friend got out. Also heard your buddy was slightly more dead then you. Can´t say i´ll miss him."
"Why Yahtzee? Why did you knock him out?"
"I hadto. He could´ve interfered with my revenge, and we can´t have that, can we? But i´m sure you´ll be much more reasonable, right?"
FINAL DESCISION
Who do you want as your companion?
A:LRR team.
B:Yahtzee.
A it is!
"I´m afraid, i won´t. Mate." you say.
"He, well bring on the chaos, then!" says Yahtzee.
However, just when you are about to face off in an epic battle to the death, the two members of the LRR team busts through the roof.
"Oh my, if three is a crowd, what the devil is this?" says Yahtzee in his usual, demeaning tone.
"You are intruding on mod territory. Please surrender and prepare for punishment." says "Kathleen"
You jump forward and hit her with the device. Her whole body twitches as she is thrown into a wall.
She looks unconcoius.
"RAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screams "Paul". He looks a little like the Hulk. But smaller. And on steroids. And in a massive robot suit.
You throw yourself forward again, but this time you are struck with a massive punch in the face.
Christ, it´s like getting hit by a train!
The whole world spins around for a second.
Yahtzee is watching from a corner with an evil smile. He probably hopes that you´ll die by their hand, so he won´t have to get his dirty.
You dodge Pauls next attack and hit him in the groin with the device.
He gives out a roar of which proportions you cannot believe.
He falls down on the spot. By this time, you´re exhausted.
"Bravo! You have proven your stupidity!" says Yahtzee while walking up to you.
You try to pull up your gun, but yahtzee shoots it out of your hand.
He whacks you in the face and you fall over.
He points his gun at your face.
"Sorry mate. You didn´t come out on top."
Just when it looks like you will bite the dust, Yahtzee get´s a cold stare in his eyes. He falls over.
"You didn´t think i was just going to let you die, did you?" says Kathleen.
"Is he..?"
"No. It´s just a sleep venom."
You take away Yahtzee´s gun just as he wakes up.
"Oh blimey...what hap- Oh bollocks." he says.
"A not-yet fully developed sleep venom." syas Kathleen.
"Anyway. I was looking for you. Would you like to join the disputers?"
"Sure. Sounds like fun. Right Paul?"
"Unk." says Paul. He is holding his hand over his balls.
"But now we have to decide on the fate of Yahtzee..."
"Mates! Please don´t kill me! I promise i won´t kill the LRR team...until you´ve taken over, at least!"
"Will you join us then?"
"NO! I said i won´t kill them, not that i´ll help them!"
What now?
A:Kill Yahtzee
B:Spare Yahtzee
C
50%)"If you help us, you´ll get to kill them sooner."
"I´m afraid, i won´t. Mate." you say.
"He, well bring on the chaos, then!" says Yahtzee.
However, just when you are about to face off in an epic battle to the death, the two members of the LRR team busts through the roof.
"Oh my, if three is a crowd, what the devil is this?" says Yahtzee in his usual, demeaning tone.
"You are intruding on mod territory. Please surrender and prepare for punishment." says "Kathleen"
You jump forward and hit her with the device. Her whole body twitches as she is thrown into a wall.
She looks unconcoius.
"RAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screams "Paul". He looks a little like the Hulk. But smaller. And on steroids. And in a massive robot suit.
You throw yourself forward again, but this time you are struck with a massive punch in the face.
Christ, it´s like getting hit by a train!
The whole world spins around for a second.
Yahtzee is watching from a corner with an evil smile. He probably hopes that you´ll die by their hand, so he won´t have to get his dirty.
You dodge Pauls next attack and hit him in the groin with the device.
He gives out a roar of which proportions you cannot believe.
He falls down on the spot. By this time, you´re exhausted.
"Bravo! You have proven your stupidity!" says Yahtzee while walking up to you.
You try to pull up your gun, but yahtzee shoots it out of your hand.
He whacks you in the face and you fall over.
He points his gun at your face.
"Sorry mate. You didn´t come out on top."
Just when it looks like you will bite the dust, Yahtzee get´s a cold stare in his eyes. He falls over.
"You didn´t think i was just going to let you die, did you?" says Kathleen.
"Is he..?"
"No. It´s just a sleep venom."
You take away Yahtzee´s gun just as he wakes up.
"Oh blimey...what hap- Oh bollocks." he says.
"A not-yet fully developed sleep venom." syas Kathleen.
"Anyway. I was looking for you. Would you like to join the disputers?"
"Sure. Sounds like fun. Right Paul?"
"Unk." says Paul. He is holding his hand over his balls.
"But now we have to decide on the fate of Yahtzee..."
"Mates! Please don´t kill me! I promise i won´t kill the LRR team...until you´ve taken over, at least!"
"Will you join us then?"
"NO! I said i won´t kill them, not that i´ll help them!"
What now?
A:Kill Yahtzee
B:Spare Yahtzee
C
50%)"If you help us, you´ll get to kill them sooner."