B it is!
You walk up to the guard.
"Ma`am, this area is off-limits for civilians."
"Oh i´m sorry..."
"It´s no matter, just move over."
"But i do have a problem...i´m new in town you see, and i´m kind of lost...could you perhaps guide me. Maybe to a hotel?"
"Sure. You take a right at-"
"I meant escort me." You wink at him
"I don´t understand."
"Then we can have a good time maybe..?"
"What?"
"Urgh. You escort me to the hotel, i sleep with you, everybody´s happy. Okay?"
"No thanks ma`am, i got a job here."
Man, this guy is annoying.
A:Kill him.
B:Threaten him.