Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!
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I'm surprised he lasted this long. Hell at one point he ran into a room completely filled with fire!
You help the men in the tubes up.
They seem disoriented.
"Are you okay?" you ask.
"Yeah. Thanks lady."
"No problem." you respond.
You follow your friend and...oh no...
You find him lying in the alley in a pool of his own blood.
You run up to him. He´s definetly dead.
"Oh no...i hoped i wouldn´t be here to see this day."
The tube-people come out to the alley and see you.
"I´m so sorry lady." says one.
"It´s not your fault." you respond.
You carry his body back to base.
You need to go to town to get yourself in a better mood before you bury him.
A:Have some vodka.
B:Go get laid.
C
o nothing.
They seem disoriented.
"Are you okay?" you ask.
"Yeah. Thanks lady."
"No problem." you respond.
You follow your friend and...oh no...
You find him lying in the alley in a pool of his own blood.
You run up to him. He´s definetly dead.
"Oh no...i hoped i wouldn´t be here to see this day."
The tube-people come out to the alley and see you.
"I´m so sorry lady." says one.
"It´s not your fault." you respond.
You carry his body back to base.
You need to go to town to get yourself in a better mood before you bury him.
A:Have some vodka.
B:Go get laid.
C
o nothing.
B. I was gonna say A, follwed by: and then play with yourself, but then I saw option B. Yeah, go with B.
A it is! (Coin)
You take a shot of vodka and feel the sweet feeling of getting a little bit tipsy.
You go back to base.
The men have already put his body into the coffin.
Some of them are crying.
The base priest walks up to the coffin and begins speaking.
"We are here today to say farewell to a man. Perhaps not the least sinful of men. Perhaps not the most honorable of men. But a man, that while he lived, brought such joy to our lives, that to say he would not get into heaven would be an insult to god himself."
One of the tubepeople come up to you.
"Lady, i felt so bad about your friend, i hadto come see you. Follow me."
You walk after the man and into the empty planning room.
"What is it? You better not be wasting my time."
"Your friend out there? Might be a way to bring him back."
"What?! Are you serious?" You shout.
"Yes. But stay with me. The reason we were in the tubes was because we were being used as guinea pigs for a experiement. Russ said that if the unthinkable happend and he died, there would need to be a way to bring him back. So he started a study of how to get back to life."
"That´s great! Let´s go steal the serum then!"
"That´s just the thing. Right before you smashed in and helped us escape, Russ had only come to a certain part in the research. He has found out, that to produce the serum, you needed some blood from the same type."
"We have that."
"5 LITERS of blood."
"But...that´s so much blood that a human could die from donating it."
"Exactly. I did some research on the computer right after you let me out, and it turns out you are the only one in this country with the same blood-type as him."
"So if he lives, i die?" you ask.
"I´m afraid so. We can´t develop the serum futher, since his body can´t begin to rotten, or it won´t work. So what´s it gonna be?"
Note from the writer: Think long and wisely about this. Maybe Lovisa will be a good place to start a new, less dick-heady character? Still, it´s up to you:
A:Bring him back!
B:No way!
You take a shot of vodka and feel the sweet feeling of getting a little bit tipsy.
You go back to base.
The men have already put his body into the coffin.
Some of them are crying.
The base priest walks up to the coffin and begins speaking.
"We are here today to say farewell to a man. Perhaps not the least sinful of men. Perhaps not the most honorable of men. But a man, that while he lived, brought such joy to our lives, that to say he would not get into heaven would be an insult to god himself."
One of the tubepeople come up to you.
"Lady, i felt so bad about your friend, i hadto come see you. Follow me."
You walk after the man and into the empty planning room.
"What is it? You better not be wasting my time."
"Your friend out there? Might be a way to bring him back."
"What?! Are you serious?" You shout.
"Yes. But stay with me. The reason we were in the tubes was because we were being used as guinea pigs for a experiement. Russ said that if the unthinkable happend and he died, there would need to be a way to bring him back. So he started a study of how to get back to life."
"That´s great! Let´s go steal the serum then!"
"That´s just the thing. Right before you smashed in and helped us escape, Russ had only come to a certain part in the research. He has found out, that to produce the serum, you needed some blood from the same type."
"We have that."
"5 LITERS of blood."
"But...that´s so much blood that a human could die from donating it."
"Exactly. I did some research on the computer right after you let me out, and it turns out you are the only one in this country with the same blood-type as him."
"So if he lives, i die?" you ask.
"I´m afraid so. We can´t develop the serum futher, since his body can´t begin to rotten, or it won´t work. So what´s it gonna be?"
Note from the writer: Think long and wisely about this. Maybe Lovisa will be a good place to start a new, less dick-heady character? Still, it´s up to you:
A:Bring him back!
B:No way!
B it is!
"No. I know that he would want me to survive if he could."
"Very well. The best of luck to you, my lady."
Done. Your best friend is dead.
You go up to the coffin and put your hand on his chest.
You feel something in his pocket. You take it up and...it´s a ring.
He was probably going to give it to you after you won.
But now what? Even though you have tons of men, they won´t be any good if you don´t know how to control them.
You need to find a follower to help you on your way. Preferably two.
Speaking of that, is your finger infected?
You look at it and...looks like the mods were kind enough to replace it with a robot finger. How nice of them.
Speaking of that, were the hell is Yahtzee? He´s the one who got you into this mess, isn´t he?
And the LRR team. Hm. Both could make suitable companions, but if you hire one, you´ll haveto kill the other.
Which one should be your new companion.
A:The LRR team (Kathleen and paul)
B:Yahtzee.
C.Fuck them, i don´t need no companion!
"No. I know that he would want me to survive if he could."
"Very well. The best of luck to you, my lady."
Done. Your best friend is dead.
You go up to the coffin and put your hand on his chest.
You feel something in his pocket. You take it up and...it´s a ring.
He was probably going to give it to you after you won.
But now what? Even though you have tons of men, they won´t be any good if you don´t know how to control them.
You need to find a follower to help you on your way. Preferably two.
Speaking of that, is your finger infected?
You look at it and...looks like the mods were kind enough to replace it with a robot finger. How nice of them.
Speaking of that, were the hell is Yahtzee? He´s the one who got you into this mess, isn´t he?
And the LRR team. Hm. Both could make suitable companions, but if you hire one, you´ll haveto kill the other.
Which one should be your new companion.
A:The LRR team (Kathleen and paul)
B:Yahtzee.
C.Fuck them, i don´t need no companion!