Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!

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awesomeClaw

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B it is!

"Fine. Go." you say.
"Thank you. I won´t forget this."
Yahtzee runs away.
You look at the screen and...5 seconds until impact.
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BOOM!

You watch the screen in horror as the children scream, the adults run, and the elderly cry.
Most of them are burned to ash by the heat. Some survive, only to be killed by the excessive amount of radiation.
Goddamn you Pitt...you´re gonna pay for this.

You look out the window. You can see the blast from here.
"Anyway. Now that that´s done, let´s get back to base so we can discuss the finer details of this alliance."
You return to base. The guards are to busy trying to do a damage rapport to see you.

When you get back to the base, some soldiers have gathered around your friends grave to honor him. Funny. He´s raped you, but you still think so highly of him. Stockholm syndrom, probably.
You sit down in the planning room.
"Okay. Here´s the rundown. The mods have lost most of their control over this city. The little they have is mostly because of the fact that some people still fear that Russ will use the doomsday weapon to destroy the entire world if he slips to far out of control." you say.

"The FBM is the only thing standing between us and that weapon. If we can get to it, we can scare of the rest of the world from sending support. After we´ve taken that weapon, our final goal, killing Russ Pitt, will finally be acheivable. After Russ is dead, the rest of the mods will be like a head-less chicken. It might scamper around for a few days, or even weeks, but in the end, it´s dead."

"Okay. Sounds simple enough, le-"
"All people shall antend the town speech. Russ Pitt has a big announcement to make!" screams a speaker.
Big announcement? He couldn´t possibly mean...oh no...You have to stop him!

But even UV-light won´t stop them now...and the mods took most of your companions gear...so it´s off to the gunshop! Right?

A:Go to the gunshop!
B:Attend the speech immediatly!
 

Venom 3135

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A. or maybe...


hmmm...

my final decision (Cos my friend made this mistake in heavy rain...)

B!
 

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venom 3135 said:
A. or maybe...


hmmm...

my final decision (Cos my friend made this mistake in heavy rain...)

B!
Made what mistake in heavy rain? Tell me, i must know!!!!!!!(Mostly beacause i like Heavy rain)
 

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awesomeClaw said:
venom 3135 said:
A. or maybe...


hmmm...

my final decision (Cos my friend made this mistake in heavy rain...)

B!
Made what mistake in heavy rain? Tell me, i must know!!!!!!!
Oh no, I have the address...but first, I must sex up Heather! (Or soe random crap)


That mistake.
 

awesomeClaw

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venom 3135 said:
awesomeClaw said:
venom 3135 said:
A. or maybe...


hmmm...

my final decision (Cos my friend made this mistake in heavy rain...)

B!
Made what mistake in heavy rain? Tell me, i must know!!!!!!!
Oh no, I have the address...but first, I must sex up Heather! (Or soe random crap)


That mistake.
Oh. That mistake. Yeah, that was fun. Good times, good times.
 

Venom 3135

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awesomeClaw said:
venom 3135 said:
awesomeClaw said:
venom 3135 said:
A. or maybe...


hmmm...

my final decision (Cos my friend made this mistake in heavy rain...)

B!
Made what mistake in heavy rain? Tell me, i must know!!!!!!!
Oh no, I have the address...but first, I must sex up Heather! (Or soe random crap)


That mistake.
Oh. That mistake. Yeah, that was fun. Good times, good times.
So, you're a PS3 guy...


[HEADING=1]HIGH FIVE![/HEADING]
 

awesomeClaw

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venom 3135 said:
awesomeClaw said:
venom 3135 said:
awesomeClaw said:
venom 3135 said:
A. or maybe...


hmmm...

my final decision (Cos my friend made this mistake in heavy rain...)

B!
Made what mistake in heavy rain? Tell me, i must know!!!!!!!
Oh no, I have the address...but first, I must sex up Heather! (Or soe random crap)


That mistake.
Oh. That mistake. Yeah, that was fun. Good times, good times.
So, you're a PS3 guy...


[HEADING=1]HIGH FIVE![/HEADING]
Yup. I´m kind of a mix though, i own both PS3 and an xbox. But not Wii. Wii is for sissies. and girls. But mostly sissies.

Anyway! HIGH FIVE!

*The resulting high five exceeded the amounts of Awesome the universe could hold and destroyed the world.*
 

Mr Thin

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I say B.

It's the last thing he'd expect. Nobody would be stupid enough to show up to their enemies public announcement...
 

awesomeClaw

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B it is!

You run to the meeting and see Russ standing on a platform.
"My dear friends, i know you have long lived in fear of these "Disputers" but worry no more! The mods have a solution that will make sure you are safe forever! And the mods always have control..."
Out of nowhere, 50 Bandits show up and begin attacking people.

"Play nice now, kids." says Russ and walks off the platform.
You and the LRR team run back to base.
The men in the base are deperatly trying to kill the Bandits with UV-light.
Some have manned the machine-guns and are desperatly trying to keep them from getting to the base.

You run into the base.
However, on the way, Paul is attacked by a Bandit.
He throws it into a wall with incredible strength.
You get into the base and see a security officer barking orders.

"Lovisa! Thank god you came! We are considering what we should do with this Bandit situation. We have four options, you can read about them here, i´m needed in the battlefield!"

Option one: Keep fighting.

Risks:Extreme

Option two: Seal off the base.

Risks: High.

Option three: Evacuate to emergency base.

Risks:Medium.

Option four: Evacuate to an island. (Please note: This option will END the CYOA.)

Risks: Minimal


A:Keep fighting!
B:Seal off the base!
C:Evacuate to emergency base.
D:Evacuate to an island(END THE CYOA)