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"Fancy seeing you here, in your mind," she says. "Shame that you're not dead yet, but what's a girl to do?" She flicks her wrist and the Sphinx comes towards her. She flops onto the Sphinx, which takes off into the air. Donald rides behind her.
"D'Z'Z'Z'Z is there, deeper within your mind," she says pointing to an open coliseum door. "Of course if you thought you'd fare better against him you could always wake up."
As she says the words "wake up" a giant red button appears in the center of the coliseum. "All you need to do is press it."
As you say that, the time shifts around you. It is now evening. "4:20, I guess?" shrugs the corpse lady. "I don't see how this is very relevant."
"This is extremely relevant you persist, and in the folds of your own mind, two blunts fall down from the sky in front of you.
The zombie-corpse-woman bites her lip. "I don't suppose I could have one? I'd share it with you."
The Sphynx splutters and dies. Then, its eyes flip open once again. Its black wings now stretch and its once-melodic voice is now a hideous screech. The Zombie Sphinx rises. You see the corpse-zombie-lady appear from behind, now in control of the Zombie Sphinx and the Zombie Pig.Wary Wolf said:
"Fancy seeing you here, in your mind," she says. "Shame that you're not dead yet, but what's a girl to do?" She flicks her wrist and the Sphinx comes towards her. She flops onto the Sphinx, which takes off into the air. Donald rides behind her.
"D'Z'Z'Z'Z is there, deeper within your mind," she says pointing to an open coliseum door. "Of course if you thought you'd fare better against him you could always wake up."
As she says the words "wake up" a giant red button appears in the center of the coliseum. "All you need to do is press it."
4 hours. 20 minutes.FPLOON said:
As you say that, the time shifts around you. It is now evening. "4:20, I guess?" shrugs the corpse lady. "I don't see how this is very relevant."
"This is extremely relevant you persist, and in the folds of your own mind, two blunts fall down from the sky in front of you.
The zombie-corpse-woman bites her lip. "I don't suppose I could have one? I'd share it with you."
She blushes--at least, you think she's blushing? You don't actually think that's possible, seeing as she's dead--and takes one of the blunts.FPLOON said:
She nods slyly and you blast it aflame. The two of you start to smoke.Wary Wolf said:
Futures made of virtual insanity - nowFPLOON said:
"So tell me," she says, "what do you plan to do with D'Z'Z'Z'Z anyways? You can't beat him."
Always seem to, be govern'd by this love we have
"I know that for a fact. I tried to beat D'Z'Z'Z'Z back when I was a human. Came from a dimension where magic was rampant and everyone wanted to use it. Then D'Z'Z'Z'Z came."
For useless, twisting, our new technology
"Our magic and technology was useless against him. He corrupted our magic, turning all who used it mad. I tried to destroy D'Z'Z'Z'Z but he only corrupted me. Turned me into his zombie master."
Oh, now there is no sound - for we all live underground
The zombie-corpse-lady looks at the ground. "Asha. That's what I was called before all of this. Asha."
She breaths a puff of smoke into the air.
See, its a crazy world we're living in.
And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin
Then ask that groovy smoke if it has any ideas on how to beat D'Z'Z'Z'Z man.
Then get the munchies big time. (Oh man! That apple is looking delicious... NO! Must not consume own life essence...)
And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin
Then ask that groovy smoke if it has any ideas on how to beat D'Z'Z'Z'Z man.
Then get the munchies big time. (Oh man! That apple is looking delicious... NO! Must not consume own life essence...)
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"I don't mind that you're pretending," you say, treating a woman with respect. Smooth. Or at least, it would be smooth if you weren't a gender-ambigous race-ambiguous humanoid.
"You know," she smokes, "if anyone can do it, I hope you can. Countless worlds he's destroyed. Countless times, the Ancients of the world have tried to stop him. It never works. D'Z'Z'Z'Z hides a secret within the minds of the protector of the world when he attacks them mentally. That secret is capable of destroying him. The problem is nobody's ever found that secret."
Oh, now there is no sound - for we all live underground
Hmm, that's weird... the smoke seemed to hover on "underground."
Asha takes notice. "Wait... that's it! The secret is hidden in your subconscious. On some level, you know where it is. Try to draw it out of yourself!"
You get the munchies and resist eating your life-apple.
Barbas said:
You smoke and talk and bond. You learn that Asha has forgot most of her own world and that she only has control of her actions in the psychoscape of minds. "I can't even breathe," she says, examining the blunt, "don't need to. Still, feels nice to pretend. So many things, D'Z'Z'Z'Z took from me."FPLOON said:
"I don't mind that you're pretending," you say, treating a woman with respect. Smooth. Or at least, it would be smooth if you weren't a gender-ambigous race-ambiguous humanoid.
"You know," she smokes, "if anyone can do it, I hope you can. Countless worlds he's destroyed. Countless times, the Ancients of the world have tried to stop him. It never works. D'Z'Z'Z'Z hides a secret within the minds of the protector of the world when he attacks them mentally. That secret is capable of destroying him. The problem is nobody's ever found that secret."
You ask the smoke if it has an ideas but it's pretty set on spelling out the lyrics for Virtual Insanity.Wary Wolf said:
Oh, now there is no sound - for we all live underground
Hmm, that's weird... the smoke seemed to hover on "underground."
Asha takes notice. "Wait... that's it! The secret is hidden in your subconscious. On some level, you know where it is. Try to draw it out of yourself!"
You get the munchies and resist eating your life-apple.
The plasma rifle does not perfectly cook the bacon. Where there would be perfectly crispy bacon, instead the number "1215" is burned into the bacon. Asha pretend-eats some.Wary Wolf said:
Yeah, you know they're gonna bring it down nowFPLOON said:
Asha puts a hand to her chin. "Maybe that means we'll have to bring you deeper into your subconscious," she mulls. She points to two coliseum doors, one leading to the north and one leading to the south. "The south one takes you deeper in. The north one will let you wake up."
They're gone wreck it down here
And then, oddly, the smoke shifts into the number "330" and then is gone.
20 minutes.Wary Wolf said:
You sit back with Asha and enjoy the lyrics to Deeper Underground. "I quite like this song," says Asha, "it reminds me how my earthworms go underground to devour unworthy corpses."
The audience is still cheering for literally no reason. You think this is probably because they are a representation of your subconscious and that this scene was intended to take place for the Sphinx battle and then you went somewhere else and then they would disappear. It's like nobody animated a sprite for what would happen you stuck around after it would make sense for people start to wonder what was going on.Barbas said:
So yeah, long story short, the crowd's still cheering, except now they're cheering "911!"
Somebody call 911! Shawty fire burning on the dance floor.
Asha frowns at the evident decrease in song quality.
The coliseum sky is starting to turn black.
A nice operating voice that sounds like a mixture of your mother and The Ancient tells you "1224," before hanging up.Wary Wolf said:
Asha grabs your hand. "Come on," she says, "D'Z'Z'Z'Z found us."
The sky splits open and thousands of flying masses of tentacles writhe towards the two of you. "Sphinx!" she commands, pointing at the tentacles. The Zombie Sphinx spreads her wings and starts fending off the tentacles. Donald withdraws an enormous scythe and starts slashing at the oncoming horde. "It's up to you," she says, "do we have to go deeper?"
I gotta cool her down
She won't bring the roof to ground on the dance floor