Froggy Slayer said:
OhJohnNo said:
I used to think this site had too many elitists. Then I went to the Guardian. Goddamn, but until you've seen anti-intellectual elitists you have not experienced true facepalm.
...what?
How the
hell does that work?
It's on the music places - they're the people who actually get snobby about the fact that they only listen to simple 3-chord pop songs. I once saw an article about a group of rappers who made music "to piss off old people" - the Guardianites loved it, saying (and I quote directly): "Wonderful. Truly, the spirit of '76." Before you ask, there didn't appear to be any irony involved.
And seriously, they love the word "wank" so much it's actually disturbing. Try to make pretty, detailed cover art? "Wanky". Your songs longer than 4 minutes/have more than 4 chords/slightly odd time signature/anything? "Middle-class wankfest". Your band tries to act nice and non-douchebaggy? "Pretentious wankstain".
I've seen one of them call Pink Floyd "a bunch of middle-class architecture students" and expect me to view it as a criticism. There's such a thing as taking the punk spirit too far.