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I have always wondered....why does everyone on the internet relate to Chuck Norris in someway like he is a god amoungst mortals or something? You always see people on the internet randomly mention Chuck Norris in a thread on forums, just 5 minutes ago i saw someone say that Price in Mw2 could be from the same species as Chuck Norris >.>...what makes him such an Icon?! Even in Family Guy they go on about Chuck Norris being so tough he has a fist under his beard..what is it about him that makes everyone go on about him >.>
 

skitzo van

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I never understood why these jokes were never made about Bruce Lee, since he technically killed Chuck Norris
 

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Well chuck norris has been in so many movies and played so many awesome characters thats is what he is now know for.
Awesomness.
He even crated his own style of Martial Arts, thats pretty sweet.
And this is a chuck Norris thread so....

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a viper, three days of antagonizing pain later, the viper died.
 

nick n stuff

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he's like the rock hard version of keyboard cat. on the internet, if you can mention Norris you sure as hell mention Norris...he killed a bear once, with empty hands.
 

Valgee

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Conan O'Brien and SomethingAwful Forums.

They are at fault, at least partially.
 

AWDMANOUT

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It used to be Vin Diesel jokes. But for some reason it went on to Chuck Norris. I am a fan of watching Walker, Texas Ranger every morning in the summer, though XD

All I know is, it will be an awkward moment the day he kicks the bucket.
 

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Because people think it's funny to make jokes about what he can do. Honestly, I think it's stupid.
 

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Chuck once brought a young lamb back from death by simply rubbing His beard, He then immediatly round house kicked the lamb in the face thus killing it instantly. He then said, "The good Chuck giveth, and the good chuck taketh away."

True story bro



The bit with chuck norris, ahhhh, like the other dude said, it's an internet meme. it's a long running popular internet joke. (an "inside joke" for the internet if you will)

It's kind of like "lolcatz" -- all those pictures of cats on the internet with captions like "i can haz cheez burger?"

plus chuck is just f***in' awesome.
 

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see everyone is just saying stuff like "because he's Chuck Norris" thats not an answer, i don't think anyone understands why he's related to so much on the internet, they just see other people doing it and go with the flow >.>
 

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Kungfu_Teddybear said:
I have always wondered....why does everyone on the internet relate to Chuck Norris in someway like he is a god amoungst mortals or something? You always see people on the internet randomly mention Chuck Norris in a thread on forums, just 5 minutes ago i saw someone say that Price in Mw2 could be from the same species as Chuck Norris >.>...what makes him such an Icon?! Even in Family Guy they go on about Chuck Norris being so tough he has a fist under his beard..what is it about him that makes everyone go on about him >.>
You probably weren't aware of the Chuck Norris bandwagon a few years ago. Back in 2006 (I think), some people thought it would be hilarious to make up all these crazy internet facts about Chuck Norris that made him both a badass and a parody of himself. Those "facts" became their own category of jokes.

I call it a "bandwagon" because it didn't take long for CN jokes to lose their popularity, although they were good when they lasted. However, it seems they're slowly returning.

But to answer your question, Kungfu: because it's just humor.
 

Abbyrose07

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Because Chuck Norris beats bears with his bare hands and can divide by zero...that's why lol.
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
There called memes.
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Suppressing inner grammar nazi... Anyway, apart from 'there' you are very correct sir and I must agree with your post.
 

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Because he's fucking Chuck Norris. We need something that awesome to talk about. I have in fact managed to get my hands on a 'WWCND' wristband. Guess what that stands for...