Chuck Norris..

[Slaanax]

Its partially based on the old Bill Braskey jokes from Saturday Night Live or Saturday light nive that I originally type. Someone said early they started out as Vinn Diesel jokes, but Chuck caught on better.

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

The only people who think Chuck Norris is a God incarnate are the people who have never seen this movie.
Chuck's skill as a martial artist and an all-around manly man is admirable, but there's only one true master, and that's Bruce Lee.

Of course he couldn't have won,I mean where is his trademark beard.

 

[TheComedown]

dude... you should probably watch your back now, you've questioned Chuck Norris... tho by the time this is posted you'll probably be dead already

 

[Snarky Username]

Watch one episode of Walker Texas Ranger and you'll see why. The very first clip of the show I ever watch featured Chuck Norris literally roundhouse kicking a locked door off its hinges.

 

[Naheal]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chuck-norris-facts

Explains it all.

 

[Serafis]

Chuck Norris's calendar goes from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

If I have to explain it to you, Chuck Norris will descend and turn you inside out.
-Chuck Norris can taste lies.
-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
-Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
-If Chuck Norris is running late then time better slow the fuck down!

 

[Allstar309]

If tapped, a Chuck Norris round house kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes.

True story

 

[Srkkl]

I honestly couldn't tell you, Texas Ranger pretty much sucked, along with most everything else he's done.

 

[eelel]

The better question is why 4chan dose anything. They do it for the lolz.

 

[Revolutionary]

CHUCK NORRIS divided by zero and lived.

 

[Raiha]

mainly because chuck norris has been in so many "so bad they're good" movies and TV shows that he is simply associated with them now. he's like bruce campbell without the self awareness. plus if you are going to make improbable claims about awesomeness then i guess chuck norris is about as good as anyone to make them about.

 

[Rand-m]

It's really just the fact that he basically made a reasonably successful transition from "World Martial Arts Champion" to "Actor". Also, The fact that he is a one man army- neigh- a one man NATION in almost all of his roles. He was so ridiculously typecast, I guess people just started saying that stuff.

I blame 4chan.

EDIT:

Oh for fuck sake everyone treats him as if he's a friggin' God! Gosh It's like cutting your wrist with a shard of glass covered in poison while have your tounge slashed and eyes gourged out, covering yourself with oil, smoking poison ivy wrapped in cabbage leaves, stabbing medical waste into your rear, having molten gold poured down your throat, having vinger rubbed into all the wounds and then throwing yourself of a plane into the Sahara Desert with you waterflask filled with boiling hot coffee with cyanide replacing sugar and having a bath in boil water all while having an ultra hot flush. He is just a human.

Holy shit.

I blame you.

 

[Raiha]

Oh for fuck sake everyone treats him as if he's a friggin' God! Gosh It's like cutting your wrist with a shard of glass covered in poison while have your tounge slashed and eyes gourged out, covering yourself with oil, smoking poison ivy wrapped in cabbage leaves, stabbing medical waste into your rear, having molten gold poured down your throat, having vinger rubbed into all the wounds and then throwing yourself of a plane into the Sahara Desert with you waterflask filled with boiling hot coffee with cyanide replacing sugar and having a bath in boil water all while having an ultra hot flush. He is just a human.

all of that is simply chuck norris's morning wake-up ritual.

 

[Jekken6]

It's because Chuck Norris is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

 

[Jim From Accounting]

OK... quick question:

Who here has actually seen one of Chuck Norris' films?

yes i have it was delta something

 

[TheEpic_1]

i saw earlier in this post about chuck norris dying.

chuck norris will never die, just become displeased with this world he has created and move onto the next, destroying this one in the process. i think it may be the 21st december 2012... just a hunch.