Chuck Norris..

[PrimoThePro]

Dude im 19, just because i ain't seen any Chuck Norris' movies doesn't mean im under 14...

Shit, sorry dude, it does sound like I'm saying you're younger. Should have just said if you hadn't seen the movies then you might not understand. Again, sorry dude. >_>

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

It used to be Vin Diesel jokes. But for some reason it went on to Chuck Norris. I am a fan of watching Walker, Texas Ranger every morning in the summer, though XD

All I know is, it will be an awkward moment the day he kicks the bucket.

WOOOOAAHHH there... Did you jus??? I must not be reading your post correctly. Chuck Norris Jokes have been around long before Vin Diesel has even been around as an actor

EDIT: When Chuck Norris does push ups he is in fact pushing the world down
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one!

Ha

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Dude im 19, just because i ain't seen any Chuck Norris' movies doesn't mean im under 14...

Shit, sorry dude, it does sound like I'm saying you're younger. Should have just said if you hadn't seen the movies then you might not understand. Again, sorry dude. >_>

No harm done

 

[AndyVale]

It's a meme. Like most memes it starts off quite funny then gets hijacked by people who are nowhere near as funny and also seem to have a very strong threshold for getting bored of old jokes. But there are still some gold nuggets to be found amidst the sea of turd.

To chuck (see what I did there) one of my favourites in:

When Chuck Norris does press-ups he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the earth down.

 

[Darzen]

chuck norris is 60 years old. For those who forgot his 60th birthday last month...don't try to run &hide he will find you

 

[UnusualStranger]

Chuck Norris saw this coming from so far away, he figured out it would happen now last year!

 

[TheTim]

It's jokes and funny jokes none the less.

But it's because he is a god. He created man kind.

 

[EeveeElectro]

It's a meme. People are silly.

He doesn't sound like a nice man on his Wiki page.

 

[GreatVladmir]

he is rule

He is rule? *facepalm*

Because people think it's funny to make jokes about what he can do. Honestly, I think it's stupid.

True, it is one of the most un-funny meme's, next to those bloody awful lolcats.

OK... quick question:

Who here has actually seen one of Chuck Norris' films?

I have, and it was awful, really.

 

[Dorian6]

F*ck Chuck Norris!

Theodore Roosevelt would kick his ass

 

[dududf]

It's a meme, There are a lot of them:

Not ED [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Meme]

Yeah I linked ED... Ok I'm very sorry for linking that... I'm not getting rid of it, It's searing your eyes gentlemen.

Just use this
http://whatport80.com/Meme
It's the ED Safe version.

 

[Dr. Crawver]

because he did the roundhouse kick, an increadably badass move, but the only one in his asenel.

I can't resist, please don't ban me "Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water get's Norrised

 

[Robert632]

Because it's an overused meme. Liek Mudkipz.

 

[internetzealot1]

Hah! Price being compared to Chuck Norris...

 

[AWDMANOUT]

.......Where are you getting your information? >.>

 

[Tartarga]

Its because he was once killed by Bruce Lee and was then resurrected in the form of Walker Texas Ranger.

 

[Ldude893]

They wanted to carve Chuck Norris' face on Mt. Rushmore once, but they couldn't get the beard right.

 

[Space Spoons]

The only people who think Chuck Norris is a God incarnate are the people who have never seen this movie.
Chuck's skill as a martial artist and an all-around manly man is admirable, but there's only one true master, and that's Bruce Lee.

 

[Ldude893]

The only people who think Chuck Norris is a God incarnate are the people who have never seen this movie.
Chuck's skill as a martial artist and an all-around manly man is admirable, but there's only one true master, and that's Bruce Lee.

That was his clone. Nobody could clone Chuck Norris properly.