Classy as F*ck: Shaving

[Oatmeel]

Straight shaving seems highly dangerous... down there.

 

[Plurralbles]

dude, you should all head down to, The Art ofManliness Site.. They are awesome with articles about this kind of thing... and there's pictures too!

 

[Naheal]

I take a third option---my +1 Goatee of Manliness makes the ladies swoon, while my scruffy stubble doesn't qualify as a beard exactly but certainly ups the testosterone quotient of my looks.

As I age, I think more and more about shaving my head, buying a beret and a white shirt, and growing a walrus mustache.

Sometimes a "manly beard" can go awry, as in the case of a Moustache of Failed Heterosexuality [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoustacheOfFailedHeterosexuality]. One of my gym teachers had a handlebar that looked like something straight out of an 80's gay porn or The Village People. Didn't help that he was the wrestling coach, either.

Who says he was Het?

 

[superbatranger]

I, for one, must applaud your noble efforts in reviving this lost art. Granted, I don't trust myself with a straight razor anywhere near my neck. So, for the time being, I'll stick to a disposable. It gets the job done when I need a clean shave.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Um... I vaguely understand what shaving is... it's that thing I do once a year or so that makes part of my face disappear.


But what the hell is this classy stuff?
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dude, you should all head down to, The Art ofManliness Site.. They are awesome with articles about this kind of thing... and there's pictures too!

Dude, AoM is quite possibly the most unintentionally gay site on the internet and should be avoided like the fucking plague.

 

[Wintermoot]

I think I,ll stick with my old shaving stuff

 

[omega 616]

Or, electric.

*Removes all stubble in 10 seconds*

Note the thread title: "Classy as Fuck". Electric is not classy, nor will it completely remove stubble.

How long does that take you to do? How often do you do it?

I electric shave once a week and for 3 or 4 days you can't even see it. I even have a really bad shaver, I use the trimmer most then finish up with the actual shaver.

Takes 30 seconds, if that.

Who cares if it's classy? Who sees you shaving anyway? Either nobody or your missus who, I can safely bet, has smelled your farts, heard you belch and watch you scratch all manner of places, as any typical bloke would.

Theres nothing classy about cutting hair off your face.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I use a razor if I have the time, usually if I'm heading out to a party and I know I have plenty of time to shave. But if I'm running a little behind (I'm never late) then electric all the way. Doesn't cut as clean as the razor though and it irritates me skin to hell!

 

[omega 616]

I electric shave once a week and for 3 or 4 days you can't even see it. .

/chuckles

My past gfs used to complain if I stopped shaving 1 day, takes me 2 weeks to regrow a full beard.

Oh yeah, I for got were all the same and all grow hair the same speed.

Come on, it's common knowladge all people are different, some can grow a fairly good beard in a short time some people would take months to get the same effect. For example define beard, Some little goatee effort or a full on jewish rabbi beard?

If thats the case why is it so unreasonable that for 3 or 4 days you can't see it? Mine is also fairly light in both contexts.

 

[Chewster]

My shaving regimen as of late:

Part One:

Stop shaving.

Part Two:

Look like Zach Galifianakis.

Part Three (sometimes):

Get laid like a champ.

The End.

 

[Roamin11]

I still like to shave with my eighteen razor shaving cabobber thing. I have such a baby face that gets quite inflamed and itchy with just any amount of stubble =/ So I need eighteen razors to get the job done right!!!