Clearly Rift Needs more Japanese Schoolgirls

[Zechnophobe]

Rift is a pretty cool game, I guess. I really enjoyed the idea that they were going to make a slightly more adult game with mature themes in it compared to other offerings from other companies. The fact they figured Tentacle Monsters into their main plot, and the 'big new mechanic' for the game seemed to involve them made me quite happy.

And yet, when I actually went and PLAYED the game, the erotic playground I was expecting just wasn't there. I'm not exactly sure where things went wrong. The trailors clearly show a manly man opening a portal to hell and summoning in some 'lord of pleasures' or something. A lot of the art showed scantily clad women... I just, y'know... assumed all this some how worked itself towards the obvious conclusion.

Sigh, I can't honestly be the ONLY person as disappointed in this title as I am? Right?

 

[Irridium]

I know how you feel. I bought Mass Effect because FOX news said it allowed me to customize my women and have very graphic sex with them.

Needless to say, I was let down.

 

[Zechnophobe]

I know how you feel. I bought Mass Effect because FOX news said it allowed me to customize my women and have very graphic sex with them.

Needless to say, I was let down.

Uggh, I know. I remember how after hearing that I 'barrowed' my mom's credit card and bought 12 underwear catalogs, to pick out the PERFECT dimensions. Instead the game just let me have sex with a blue fish person. I can't even GO to the aquarium anymore without reliving that horror.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

 

[Gigano]

Really don't think the world have room for two adult medieval style fantasy games including a Japanese high school girl abducted by demons.

On reflection, I don't even think it has much room for the existing one.

 

[old account]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

I live by this way of thinking.

 

[Danceofmasks]

I thought the lesson here is that Fox News is only good for getting hopes up?

 

[Bags159]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

 

[Danceofmasks]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

I dunno ... Galgun could be good ...

 

[KEM10]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

See, now I'm thinking L4D only you are a squad of Japanese schoolgirls and you're fighting your way through hordes of tentacle based monsters.

 

[FlashHero]

See, now I'm thinking L4D only you are a squad of Japanese schoolgirls and you're fighting your way through hordes of tentacle based monsters.

I really wish I could mod that game now...but i don't have the skillset .

 

[Bags159]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

See, now I'm thinking L4D only you are a squad of Japanese schoolgirls and you're fighting your way through hordes of tentacle based monsters.

That'd be like paying for porn.

 

[Hiphophippo]

This is the most important thread on the escapist.

Nay.

Of all time

 

[Kukakkau]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

See, now I'm thinking L4D only you are a squad of Japanese schoolgirls and you're fighting your way through hordes of tentacle based monsters.

That'd be like paying for porn.

That's madness!!

 

[DaHero]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

Google Microvolts

 

[FlashHero]

Google Microvolts

I have to share this with the TF2 SUPF. Amazing.

 

[Bags159]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

Google Microvolts

I'll stick with Team Fortress 2, thanks.

 

[Zechnophobe]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

See, now I'm thinking L4D only you are a squad of Japanese schoolgirls and you're fighting your way through hordes of tentacle based monsters.

That'd be like paying for porn.

That's madness!!

No, this is EROTICAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[DaHero]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

Google Microvolts

I'll stick with Team Fortress 2, thanks.

I'll stick with no FPS thanks, if it ain't hackers and noob tubers it's lucky boxes and mannconomy stores.

 

[Bags159]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

Google Microvolts

I'll stick with Team Fortress 2, thanks.

I'll stick with no FPS thanks, if it ain't hackers and noob tubers it's lucky boxes and mannconomy stores.

Um, that's good to know?