Clearly Rift Needs more Japanese Schoolgirls

[Paksenarrion]

I know how you feel. I bought Mass Effect because FOX news said it allowed me to customize my women and have very graphic sex with them.

Needless to say, I was let down.

What I played: Mass Effect

What I expected: RapeLay

What I got:

"Shepard."

"Wrex."

 

[world_of_dragons]

.... Uh, excuse me? This had better be some sort of joke, because I'm not laughing

What an odd thing to say. Why do you hope it is a joke, if you aren't laughing? That would mean it wasn't a very GOOD joke. Or maybe it means you don't have a sense of humor... or something?

Shouldn't you instead hope it isn't a joke, and so your lack of mirth would be so much more justifiable?

Ehehe*grabs and pulls you close to my face*

You listen here you lil' troll, you may have everyone else dancing to your little tune, but I'm not amused. Do us all a favor and stop putting up pointless topics like this

Gyaaaah! So close to my face I... I'm going to blush senpai... holding me like this. I mean.. jeez, it isn't like I like you or anything.

(Yes, I think others have set you straight, so I am replying with random humor sans ire!).

Though now I'm curious; what exactly was being said about the game-that it would contain tentacle rape? Where the hell did that come from?

 

[Judgement101]

I know how you feel. I bought Mass Effect because FOX news said it allowed me to customize my women and have very graphic sex with them.

Needless to say, I was let down.

Best post ever!

 

[Evilsanta]

I know how you feel. I bought Mass Effect because FOX news said it allowed me to customize my women and have very graphic sex with them.

Needless to say, I was let down.

I hear you. And I thought they would atleast add that feature to ME2 but nooo...

Damn you Fox for lying to me! Damn you!

 

[Trolldor]

.... Uh, excuse me? This had better be some sort of joke, because I'm not laughing

Everyone who actually agreed to the OT (original troll) and took it literally - please - you are the personification of all that is wrong with gaming and must have your reproductive organs revoked.

first sensible response
i too hope this was a joke

No humour allowed on the internet, apparently.

SRS BZNS

humor is subjective
and clearly wasn't that good humor if that many people already didn't really get it .

Although trolling shouldn't be allowed on the internet ^^

Unfortunately for you and your friend, more people understood the joke than were perlexed by its subtelty and rich, classical allusions.

 

[Gigano]

I know how you feel. I bought Mass Effect because FOX news said it allowed me to customize my women and have very graphic sex with them.

Needless to say, I was let down.

What I played: Mass Effect

What I expected: RapeLay

What I got:

"Shepard."

"Wrex."

Try out Bulletstorm, I hear from a very credible source that it's pretty much Rapelay, only worse because there's ungodly swearing in it too.

 

[VanQ]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

Imagine call of duty, but you play as a japanese school girl.

"Haruhi, take down that chopper!"

" Teehee okey dokey ^_^"

I don't really think Haruhi's the "teehee" kinda girl, and she'd probably have already fly kicked the chopper out of the air or forcibly enrolled the pilots into the SOS brigade and make them do her bidding.

 

[AngloDoom]

humor is subjective
and clearly wasn't that good humor if that many people already didn't really get it .

Although trolling shouldn't be allowed on the internet ^^

Three out of thirty is "that many"

A joke you don't get is trolling

God damn man, what planet are you from?

hoth

and its more a thread with no purpose or discussion value is ^^

This thread is about the ridiculousness of the media's response regarding all things of an apparent sexual nature in video-games.

Several people have compared this phenomenon with others, suggesting their is discussion-value.

See, now I've gone and had to ruin the joke. I hope you're happy. D=<

EDIT:

Also, I came into this thread knowing nothing about this Rift game, however I read all the posts and worked it out myself. I'm not some kind of super-wizard, so I'd suggest the people who don't get it are either not reading the entire thread, or are just lacking in the irony department.

 

[antipunt]

Ahh...this topic is reminding me of the ol'days in gamefaqs. Feels ...pretty much the same.

..it's been a while. Actually ****, what the hell am I talking about, I hated gamefaqs

 

[white_salad]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

Imagine call of duty, but you play as a japanese school girl.

"Haruhi, take down that chopper!"

" Teehee okey dokey ^_^"

I don't really think Haruhi's the "teehee" kinda girl, and she'd probably have already fly kicked the chopper out of the air or forcibly enrolled the pilots into the SOS brigade and make them do her bidding.

I just used the name, don't watch the show or whatever.

 

[SilentCom]

Wasn't Rift made by NCSoft? If I'm not mistakened that's a Korean based game company not Japanese.