Clearly Rift Needs more Japanese Schoolgirls

[Irridium]

This is the most important thread on the escapist.

Nay.

Of all time

Agreed. People must know of this atrocity. The game that is, and what it failed to deliver. Just like Mass Effect...

 

[RollForInitiative]

I know how you feel. I bought Mass Effect because FOX news said it allowed me to customize my women and have very graphic sex with them.

Needless to say, I was let down.

*applauds* That's really all I can say to that.

 

[blaise_fire]

I know how you feel. I bought Mass Effect because FOX news said it allowed me to customize my women and have very graphic sex with them.

Needless to say, I was let down.

your first mistake was believing what fox news said...

 

[world_of_dragons]

.... Uh, excuse me? This had better be some sort of joke, because I'm not laughing

 

[DaHero]

.... Uh, excuse me? This had better be some sort of joke, because I'm not laughing

first sensible response
i too hope this was a joke

To quote the internet: Well DUUUUH!

News and psychologists kept claiming that Rift had tentacle rape in it because of the big monster they saw on the trailer.

 

[Zechnophobe]

.... Uh, excuse me? This had better be some sort of joke, because I'm not laughing

What an odd thing to say. Why do you hope it is a joke, if you aren't laughing? That would mean it wasn't a very GOOD joke. Or maybe it means you don't have a sense of humor... or something?

Shouldn't you instead hope it isn't a joke, and so your lack of mirth would be so much more justifiable?

 

[white_salad]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

Imagine call of duty, but you play as a japanese school girl.

"Haruhi, take down that chopper!"

" Teehee okey dokey ^_^"

 

[Halo Fanboy]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHgZi-URSh0

 

[Bags159]

Obviously the lession here is that everything can be improved by adding more Japanese schoolgirls...

No exceptions

Shooters would be exponentially worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHgZi-URSh0

Thanks for proving my point.

 

[bjj hero]

School is probably the only thing that improves with more School Girls.

 

[wizard_joe88]

Well, I for one, good sir agree!
Let's start a petition, because I want my Japanese school girls damn it! and by George, I won't let them get away from there god-given responibilty to add Japanese school girls where a tentacle monster may reside in their video game!

 

[world_of_dragons]

.... Uh, excuse me? This had better be some sort of joke, because I'm not laughing

What an odd thing to say. Why do you hope it is a joke, if you aren't laughing? That would mean it wasn't a very GOOD joke. Or maybe it means you don't have a sense of humor... or something?

Shouldn't you instead hope it isn't a joke, and so your lack of mirth would be so much more justifiable?

Ehehe*grabs and pulls you close to my face*

You listen here you lil' troll, you may have everyone else dancing to your little tune, but I'm not amused. Do us all a favor and stop putting up pointless topics like this

 

[Mister Six]

Or the fact that like a previous poster stated, it was a jab at the fact the media once again did not do the research concerning RIFT. Honestly why all the hate, some of us found it funny, others didn't, and really it can be because he offended anyone, unless of course you are a Japanese school girl.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Hm, seems I was indeed missing something... I apologize for my earlier transgressions, then

 

[Zechnophobe]

.... Uh, excuse me? This had better be some sort of joke, because I'm not laughing

What an odd thing to say. Why do you hope it is a joke, if you aren't laughing? That would mean it wasn't a very GOOD joke. Or maybe it means you don't have a sense of humor... or something?

Shouldn't you instead hope it isn't a joke, and so your lack of mirth would be so much more justifiable?

Ehehe*grabs and pulls you close to my face*

You listen here you lil' troll, you may have everyone else dancing to your little tune, but I'm not amused. Do us all a favor and stop putting up pointless topics like this

Gyaaaah! So close to my face I... I'm going to blush senpai... holding me like this. I mean.. jeez, it isn't like I like you or anything.

(Yes, I think others have set you straight, so I am replying with random humor sans ire!).