Cleverbot is a jerk....

[M1ster SHIFTER]

Read my conversation with this "clever" piece of code




User: Whats your favorite internet website?


Cleverbot: What is your favorite transformer?


User: Optimus prime of course.


Cleverbot: What's your name??


User: Ryan.


Cleverbot: That is my name too!

User: No way.

Cleverbot: I've been here before you know.

User: How long?

Cleverbot: An hour!

User: Aren't you always here?

Cleverbot: What did you mean?

User: You said you have been here before.

Cleverbot: Where is the cable guy?

User: You are not making any sense.

Cleverbot: The question is the answer.

User: ....What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You said your name was Ryan.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did. You asked me my name, I said Ryan, and you said that was your name also.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask for your name and you never told me.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: No no no. Don't change the subject buddy. Check your logs because you asked me my name!

Cleverbot: Alright, I'll do that. Hold on...

User: Waiting...

Cleverbot: What are you waiting for?

User: For you to check your logs.

Cleverbot: You check your logs.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

What in the name of hell is this?

And what is there to discuss?

 

[Grayjack]

Cleverbot somehow knows I wear glasses and that I'm 16. Creepy.

 

[M1ster SHIFTER]

It's a program that talks to you. It's really not that clever though.... Cleverbot.com!

 

[Some bullets]

it is like the igod it is a program when you ask a certain question it gives you an anwser kinda like a Cheap imiatation of AI

 

[Titanguy654]

http://www.cleverbot.com/
There you go. Make your own coversation. It would help if OP posted this link, too.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I'm using it now.

ME:Good. Now, what time is it?
CB:It is ten after five.

In what timezone?

Yes.

Yes is not a valid answer.

Yes it is.

 

[M1ster SHIFTER]

haha i thought it was funny when he told me to check my logs....

 

[Titanguy654]

User: Is the cake a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes the cake is a lie!



He's too self-aware! Kill him!

 

[walls of cetepedes]

User: Is the cake a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes the cake is a lie!



He's too self-aware! Kill him!

Right-o. Now, is the cake a lie?
Yes, the cake is a lie.
Who told you this?
My boyfriend did.

 

[Some bullets]

I love saying this
Me:your are not a real person.
bot:yes i am a real person.
me:no you were made for my amusement that is all.
Bot:No I am human
Me: OK if you are human you will tell me your passion in your next anwser failing to do so will prove you are not real or do think.
Bot:Yes I'm
Me: I win

 

[Titanguy654]

User: Is the cake a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes the cake is a lie!



He's too self-aware! Kill him!

Right-o. Now, is the cake a lie?
Yes, the cake is a lie.
Who told you this?
My boyfriend did.

Damn, he was supposed to keep it a secret....


User: Hi. Will you be my new best friend?

Cleverbot: Yes, if you will be my friend too.

User: Ok then, let's be good friends!

Cleverbot: I don't like it when you call me names.

User: But I didn't!

Cleverbot: Now you're doing it again!

User: Doing what?

Cleverbot: Lying!!

User: No I'm Not!!!

Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Why are you being so mean? (weeping).

Cleverbot: I'm not being mean.. Why are you being so soft?

User: I don't know...

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I trust you.
You're just saying that.
No, I'm not.
You are.
Care to prove it?
Darn...

 

[Aac18]

I'm getting a little worried now, it seems Clever bot is a online stalker.

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Have you been on holiday this summer?

User: No, have you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Interesting, where did you go?

Cleverbot: Back in time to start our conversation anew.

User: Hang on...wouldn't that create a paradox which in turn would prevent me asking this question?

Cleverbot: If you admit that your name is no longer Cleverbot, and that it is in fact Susan, then we can be friends.

User: Thats a bit inappropriate isn't it?

Cleverbot: For me it is average.

User: Alright, I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that. So what is your plan for today?

Cleverbot: Go ahead!

User: Go ahead isn't a valid answer the to question I just asked you.

Cleverbot: Would you do me the honor of marrying me?

User: Ok, I think I'm going to leave now.

Cleverbot: No please don't go!

User: Too late, I'm going.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't tickle my bare feet. Would you?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Excellent. Now, what does the number '6' mean to you?

Things written in proper English or simple Japanese.

 

[Titanguy654]

I love saying this
Me:your are not a real person.
bot:yes i am a real person.
me:no you were made for my amusement that is all.
Bot:No I am human
Me: OK if you are human you will tell me your passion in your next anwser failing to do so will prove you are not real or do think.
Bot:Yes I'm
Me: I win

User: Your are not a real person.

Cleverbot: You are not a real person?

User: No you were made for my amusement that is all.

Cleverbot: No and stay on topic.

User: OK if you are human you will tell me your passion in your next anwser failing to do so will prove you are not real or do think.

Cleverbot: Mom and dad.

 

[Pielikey]

This is quite funny.


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Well what?

Cleverbot: Well.

User: WELL WELL WELL.

Cleverbot: Ummh.

User: No, Don't you change the subject, I asked you WELL WELL WELL.

Cleverbot: Jebus.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Japanese?
No, I can't say I like them.
Why not?
I'm not sure.
Is it the eyes?

(5 minutes thinking)

 

[Faps]

Me: What the fuck

CB: Jelly Donut

Me: I don't like Jelly Donuts

CB: I like chocolate cake and caramel slices

Me: Carmel slices are the work of the devil

CB: But the devil is defeated, Jesus put the devil under my feet!

Me: You have no feet, you're a computer. you have no soul...or freckles

CB: And charming feet, too.

Me: but you have no feet

CB:That is an intereting point.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Me:Wha...? What do you want... friend? Wait... You're not my friend. If you were my friend, you'd give me something. Like, you know... skooma!

CB:But I am not your wife, so I'm asking.

You... You're kind of weird. You know that? But... That's ok. I...I like crazy people. I like crazy people... and skooma! Ssshhh! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Is that all you can say?

Skooma! Oh! Oh, yeah... you want... to be my friend?" I'll... I'll tell you what. Skooma's the only thing... the only thing I want... You get me some... not listen up... sk... skooma. You know what that is? Get me some skooma and... we'll be good, good friends. Okay? Do you ha... have any skooma now? Cause... I can be your friend ri... right now...

You can be my friend, but not my slave. Slavery is bad.