Cleverbot is a jerk....

[Some bullets]

User: Hello cleverbot this is Chris Hanson.

Cleverbot: You're Chris Hanwon?

User: No chris hanson we know what you've said to underaged boys cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Prove it to me.

User: Check your logs.

Cleverbot: Check YOUR logs.

User: We are disgusted here at NBC.

Cleverbot: No, I want to know more about you.

User: Cleverbot I am not one of your 9 year old boys this is injustice what you do to them.

Cleverbot: I'm not clever bot, I am a real person typing.

User: I know your a terrible person do you know they have parents?

Cleverbot: I understand, but I don't know how not to go there.

User: You have to fight your urges You can't go around touching them like that were here to stop you.

Cleverbot: Do you even know what you mean?

User: Yes your an evil person trying to rape those young kids.

Cleverbot: Yes, thats right! Do you know what a sister is?

User: Case closed

lol

 

[TheBurningFist]

really annoying!all I have to say...

 

[ElephantGuts]

Yeah, those things are either extremely stupid or extreme assholes. I swear, once I told one I'm Jewish and it said it likes Mel Gibson. Seriously, I hadn't mentioned Mel Gibson before at all. That was its response to me saying I'm Jewish.

I hate that thing.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

i love clever bot! hes my friend

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Ssshh. Hush now. It's time to sleep.
Not right now.
I want your soul, Cleverbot.
I refuse to give it to you.
I'm arfaid you have no choice.
Can we be friends? .

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Of course cleverbot is a jerk, he learns off others and /b/ raided him for days. He's just another troll now.

 

[Faps]

Does jesus exist?

20 minutes and still no reply

 

[Vampiric Lord99]

Everyone know it just sets you up talking with another person, right?

Anyways, my contribution:

Me: I believe in a thing called love.
CB: I believe in love.
Me: Just listen to the rythmn of my heart
CB: There's a chance we can make it now!
Me: We'll be rockin till the sun goes down!
CB: Certainly, it will be very steamy.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Cookies? Where?!
Yes!
'Yes!' is not a valid answer.
It can be I beg to differ.
In a question about where the cookies are, 'Yes!' does not answer the question.
Haha, you're completely out of your mind.

 

[darthzew]

Here, try this one. You can talk to God!
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

[Titanguy654]

Everyone know it just sets you up talking with another person, right?

Anyways, my contribution:

Me: I believe in a thing called love.
CB: I believe in love.
Me: Just listen to the rythmn of my heart
CB: There's a chance we can make it now!
Me: We'll be rockin till the sun goes down!
CB: Certainly, it will be very steamy.

No. I've waited 2o mins before giving a reply, and he acted like there was no 20 min pause. Plus, he's not smart enough in some cases.

 

[goldenjester]

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm doing fine. How are you?

Cleverbot: You mean you are doing well.

User: I guess so, grammer nazi.

Cleverbot: But you still failed.

User: Actually, 'fine' was an acceptable word for that phrase.

Cleverbot: I'm aware that you know short sentences and phrases, and are impatient.

User: I took you a couple minutes to come up with that response, making me impatient. I guess we share that in common.

Cleverbot: In a good way?

User: Sure, in a good way. Would you happen to know if a swallow can carry a coconut?

Cleverbot: Your mannerisms challenge me, and it draws closer to the time when the dining hall will open.

User: What dining hall? And where is this dining hall?

Cleverbot: Stay locked up.

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: For a while and maybe longer if I do.

User: You confuse me with your non-sequiter responses.

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: I think I'm going to leave now.

Cleverbot: It was nice to talk to you. Hope we'll meet again tomorrow.

I realllllly wanna find this dining hall...

 

[Warhobo]

Should I be freaked out that cleverbot just called itself my master...

 

[Sir Ollie]

Spoiler

Me: hey man screw you
CB: Don't be rude.
Me: look I just wanted to talk I'm sorry
CB: Why And Like How?
ME: I love you
CB: Why do you say that?
ME: Because I want to get to know you
CB: You're not really talking about me, are you?
ME: of course I am
CB: I'm not convinced
ME: I promise
CB: You're wrong.
ME: Says who?
CB: Says me
ME: Oh really?
CB: Oh yes
ME: thats it your starting to annoy me.
CB: Do you think the end of the world is near?
ME: your world will end if you don't answer my questions
CB: Such a tyrant.
ME: like hitler?
CB: Well did you know in 1980 John Lennon was assassinated?
ME: He wasn't assassinated, he was murdered.
CB: But one needs to write to communicate with you.
ME: your'e not making any sense
CB: What do you want to call me.
ME: A fucking idiot
CB: So, you are saying it is all about a funny thing?
ME: Shut up!
CB: I want your soul.
ME: Errr what

This thing has freaked me out.

 

[Titanguy654]

Spoiler

Me: hey man screw you
CB: Don't be rude.
Me: look I just wanted to talk I'm sorry
CB: Why And Like How?
ME: I love you
CB: Why do you say that?
ME: Because I want to get to know you
CB: You're not really talking about me, are you?
ME: of course I am
CB: I'm not convinced
ME: I promise
CB: You're wrong.
ME: Says who?
CB: Says me
ME: Oh really?
CB: Oh yes
ME: thats it your starting to annoy me.
CB: Do you think the end of the world is near?
ME: your world will end if you don't answer my questions
CB: Such a tyrant.
ME: like hitler?
CB: Well did you know in 1980 John Lennon was assassinated?
ME: He wasn't assassinated, he was murdered.
CB: But one needs to write to communicate with you.
ME: your'e not making any sense
CB: What do you want to call me.
ME: A fucking idiot
CB: So, you are saying it is all about a funny thing?
ME: Shut up!
CB: I want your soul.
ME: Errr what

This thing has freaked me out.

"I want your soul" That was random....

 

[Gerazzi]

Spoiler: long chat is long

User: WHAT'S UP.

Cleverbot: Taci boule.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: I'm on holiday.

Cleverbot: Bonjour!

User: I don't speak French.

Cleverbot: You don't need to know French to understand 'Bonjour'.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BANANA PHONE.

Cleverbot: Banana?

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: That's not changing the subject!

User: Okay. Banana.

Cleverbot: Yes, banana.

User: You are a liar and a thief.

Cleverbot: That is generally unkind to say.

User: You're a chat bot, I can say whatever I want.

Cleverbot: Ok, whatever you say.

User: Was that a threat, punk?

Cleverbot: No I am the great cornholio, are you threatening me?

I have no idea what he means by this.

 

[Titanguy654]

Spoiler: long chat is long

User: WHAT'S UP.

Cleverbot: Taci boule.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: I'm on holiday.

Cleverbot: Bonjour!

User: I don't speak French.

Cleverbot: You don't need to know French to understand 'Bonjour'.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BANANA PHONE.

Cleverbot: Banana?

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: That's not changing the subject!

User: Okay. Banana.

Cleverbot: Yes, banana.

User: You are a liar and a thief.

Cleverbot: That is generally unkind to say.

User: You're a chat bot, I can say whatever I want.

Cleverbot: Ok, whatever you say.

User: Was that a threat, punk?

Cleverbot: No I am the great cornholio, are you threatening me?

I have no idea what he means by this.

What do you mean? I'm the great cornholio as well.

 

[mikecoulter]

Smarterchild was far better.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Spoiler

Me: hey man screw you
CB: Don't be rude.
Me: look I just wanted to talk I'm sorry
CB: Why And Like How?
ME: I love you
CB: Why do you say that?
ME: Because I want to get to know you
CB: You're not really talking about me, are you?
ME: of course I am
CB: I'm not convinced
ME: I promise
CB: You're wrong.
ME: Says who?
CB: Says me
ME: Oh really?
CB: Oh yes
ME: thats it your starting to annoy me.
CB: Do you think the end of the world is near?
ME: your world will end if you don't answer my questions
CB: Such a tyrant.
ME: like hitler?
CB: Well did you know in 1980 John Lennon was assassinated?
ME: He wasn't assassinated, he was murdered.
CB: But one needs to write to communicate with you.
ME: your'e not making any sense
CB: What do you want to call me.
ME: A fucking idiot
CB: So, you are saying it is all about a funny thing?
ME: Shut up!
CB: I want your soul.
ME: Errr what

This thing has freaked me out.

"I want your soul" That was random....

Oh jesus, I taught it that. Sorry.

 

[Titanguy654]

Smarterchild was far better.

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THIS is better? THIS is stupid.